Chris and books

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Chris doesn't read anything, except for possibly for the dialogue/instructional blurbs in his video games, and even then, he's probably whizzes through them.
 
He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.
 
Project538 said:
He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.

No no no, Mockingbird's with those two farm guys, George and Lennie.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Project538 said:
He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.

No no no, Mockingbird's with those two farm guys, George and Lennie.

Oh, right. I'm sorry, I'm gettin' my stories mixed up.
 
Looks like he hasn't really read anything since the required readings from high school, like Of Mice and Men and To Kill a Mockingbird (which he hilariously mixed up trying to impress Matthew in the father call.)

Oh, and that How To Talk To Girls book, right?
 
Most probably game manuals for now.
 
Tomboy said:
CatParty said:
I really hope he reads these forums

He's stalked the forum in the past. Makes me wonder if he's seen the past two forums on forumer go down and think it was a victory against the trolls.

I feel like if he did think that, we would have heard about it from him on Facebook or something
 
Well Chris is quite the book gourmand. He read Goosebumps like a mofo. That is some high grade literature.
 
He probably has some Family Guy joke books or something.
 
Chris would definitely read this:

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captkrisma said:
I bet Chris has read 50 Shades of Grey after hearing about it's popularity with women.

From your lips to God's ears! I'd love to see what would happen if Chris read 50 Shades of Grey. After all, the 'hero' (I use the term loosely) is named Christian. Or would he prefer to be the submissive, deflowered virgin type? And would he try to apply the book's example to his life? Because if he did, I can see another arrest in his future.
 
Slowboat to China said:
captkrisma said:
I bet Chris has read 50 Shades of Grey after hearing about it's popularity with women.

From your lips to God's ears! I'd love to see what would happen if Chris read 50 Shades of Grey. After all, the 'hero' (I use the term loosely) is named Christian. Or would he prefer to be the submissive, deflowered virgin type? And would he try to apply the book's example to his life? Because if he did, I can see another arrest in his future.

I could have sworn something came out about him reading 50 Shades of Grey. Like a Facebook post or something.
 
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