Chris and Suicide

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Killing yourself isn't easy, especially without a firearm.

He did ask for God to kill him and try to shoot himself with a toy gun, so I can actually see Chris killing himself someday during one of his depressive episodes if he had a real gun.
 
Chris is so self-centered, he can't comprehend a world without him in it. It's a fairly common mindset among people with Asperger's, and sociopaths. If he isn't around, the whole universe will pretty much stop spinning.
 
Chris will not kill himself. He is too lazy but it would scare him way too much. The Megatron pistol to his head was just a way to whine and get attention on Facebook. (:_(
 
he loves himself too might to do it thus why on the 'Chris and his Ego' cwcki article they say it is quite possible he has narcissistic personality disorder.
 
I have known several suicidal people and I have read/seen a lot about Chris. There are a few differences between them which makes me not too worried about Chris.

1. Chris seems more angry than depressed most of the time. Most suicides, with the possible exception of murder-suicides, are done out of depression, as opposed to anger.

2. Chris is sad/angry about some specific things. You can debate the merits about whether he is hard done by, but he definitely feels it. Suicide is generally associate with depression, which is a mental illness. Depressed people feel down for no particular reason. They can often say things that are getting them down, but that is telling the story backwards. Chris believes, rightly or wrongly, that there are specific obstacles to his happiness. Depressed people cannot be happy under any circumstances. That is a lot of the reason why depressed people are suicidal and Chris isn't.

Basically, I don't believe that Chris suffers from depression, and thus he probably won't kill himself. I hope that if I am wrong, he seeks help.
 
it's never going to happen.


even if he does find bob's guns
 
I think he's depressed, but not necessarily suicidal.

On the plus side, if he starts make threats, it's not like people don't have his address to give to the cops.
 
Chris won't kill himself on purpose. if he were to kill himself, it would be by accident by him doing Something really careless and stupid.
 
Does suicide get Chris more PSN DLC? No
Does it get him more McWraps? No
Does it bring his long-entitled heartsweet to him? No
Does it inflict suffering on his enemies (i.e. the entire human race)? No

So what possible reason would Chris have for committing suicide?
 
he would probably go as far as to threaten suicide on facebook without actually going through with it

i know people who do it just for the asspats, and it wouldn't be a stretch to think chris would if he feels he is being "ignored" enough.
 
Nah, he won't kill himself. How will he bitch about his loneliness and the GERMAN WARFARE BITCH/The Jew/ The Witch if he's dead? He's right, you are a bunch of trolling stupids! :julay: :ween: :tomgirl:
 
Someday Chris will commit suicide by jerkop by refusing to leave a Walmart.
 
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