Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Alpha Kennybody said:
Lastly, I like how he considers Trump a dictator and evil king, when what he did was rather basic and boring, aside from 1/3rd of a border wall. When you compare trump to the reign of Christian Chandler of Cwcville, with his show trials, capital execution, jail sentences for smoking, and piss poor economy with soup hotels, Christian cannot throw stones.
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Honestly, it's amazing the amount of parallels you can draw between Trump and everything Chris wanted in life.

He's rich, he's famous, he has a hot wife, he had his own show, got to cameo in movies, wrestling, you name it. He became the president of the US, much like Chris is the mayor of CWCVille, he could try and get with any woman he wanted with almost no immedeate repercussions, having a bunch of aides cater to his every whim. Outside of being spoonfed politics by trannies online and the media on how Trump is basically "Super Satan", maybe Chris felt jealous of what Trump has.
 
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I've gotta admit, I've built up an appreciation for Geno's series because it's reminded me of several things that I had forgotten Chris had done. Such as the obnoxiously ignorant way he viewed the 2016 presidential election, and then the childish tantrum he threw when Trump was elected and the demands he made for someone to eliminate Trump and Pence. I hadn't thought about any of that since it had first happened and watching the most recent video brought all my memories of his ridiculousness flooding back. There have been a few times this has happened while I watched the series.
 
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The Dude said:
I've gotta admit, I've built up an appreciation for Geno's series because it's reminded me of several things that I had forgotten Chris had done. Such as the obnoxiously ignorant way he viewed the 2016 presidential election, and then the childish tantrum he threw when Trump was elected and the demands he made for someone to eliminate Trump and Pence. I hadn't thought about any of that since it had first happened and watching the most recent video brought all my memories of his ridiculousness flooding back. There have been a few times this has happened while I watched the series.
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I forgot about his sperging of the 2016 election. Mentioning that made me remember how one of his tweets about wanting to kill Trump got shown on the Alex Jones Show.
 
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I forgot about his sperging of the 2016 election. Mentioning that made me remember how one of his tweets about wanting to kill Trump got shown on the Alex Jones Show.
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it was a pretty one-note saga. it was mostly chris repeating "orange man bad" along with the rest of twitter, but his reason for hating Trump was because "Hillary is a woman and therefore better in every way." and because of a somewhat prophetic joke on the simpsons, during their lurching, undead seasons. He wanted a reason to hate the BRUTE MALE running for office, and he latched onto the 'cartoons R real' idea like a fucking lamprey.

but we're getting closer and closer to modern day. just a few short years now.
 
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it was a pretty one-note saga. it was mostly chris repeating "orange man bad" along with the rest of twitter, but his reason for hating Trump was because "Hillary is a woman and therefore better in every way." and because of a somewhat prophetic joke on the simpsons, during their lurching, undead seasons. He wanted a reason to hate the BRUTE MALE running for office, and he latched onto the 'cartoons R real' idea like a fucking lamprey.

but we're getting closer and closer to modern day. just a few short years now.
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Chris' whole reason for voting for Hillary Clinton was because she was a woman. Whenever he brought it up he would say "Thus country has long needed a woman's touch" every damn time. I can guarantee you that if he were ever asked to explain what that means, he would just stare at you blankly for half a minute before stuttering some word vomit that make absolutely no sense. He just heard it many times from cartoons and TV shows his whole life and he's always believed that women are superior to men, so that's his whole justification for voting for someone. It's honestly upsetting that not only is Chris and people like him allowed to vote, but their vote counts equally as much as a married man with three kids, a 20 year career, a Bachelors Degree, and a 130 IQ. There is just so much wrong with that.
 
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eraseee said:
Long time lurker first time poster, blah blah blah; here's what faceapp spit out. Honestly, it's a slight improvement over that fading turquoise mop.
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This photo reminded me of this girl from TikTok:
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Al13nBl4st3r said:
I used to know Geno, and he was a total grifter and simp. Was super up his own ass about his music, too.


That said, he's definitely the least autistic person covering Chris at the moment.
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Well mocking Geno for his music is pretty redundant anyway, it doesn't have anything to do with Chris. You are correct though that he has done a lot of good work covering Chris related content, especially considering some of the other "Christorian" tubers.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Well mocking Geno for his music is pretty redundant anyway, it doesn't have anything to do with Chris. You are correct though that he has done a lot of good work covering Chris related content, especially considering some of the other "Christorian" tubers.
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is he one of those weebs who goes to japan to be a teaching assistant, gets ferried around, paid fuck all, and used as disposable cannon fodder by the education system?
 
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This photo has always been so damn cringe. Chris trying to dress like a 15 year girl despite being a fat lumbering lummox with a beard shadow.
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He needs a wig and return to those fun ole vidz of yesterday

Hey CWC, How'bout a cover of "Man I feel like a woman"?

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This photo reminded me of this girl from TikTok:
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That could be the result of the Mia Hamm busted condom :story:
 
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The Dude said:
Chris' whole reason for voting for Hillary Clinton was because she was a woman. Whenever he brought it up he would say "Thus country has long needed a woman's touch" every damn time. I can guarantee you that if he were ever asked to explain what that means, he would just stare at you blankly for half a minute before stuttering some word vomit that make absolutely no sense. He just heard it many times from cartoons and TV shows his whole life and he's always believed that women are superior to men, so that's his whole justification for voting for someone. It's honestly upsetting that not only is Chris and people like him allowed to vote, but their vote counts equally as much as a married man with three kids, a 20 year career, a Bachelors Degree, and a 130 IQ. There is just so much wrong with that.
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Chris and people like him make a very good case for bringing back polling tests.
 
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Lol. Just saw the last geno epi. Its odd. I used to see chris as just another internet weirdo. 12 or 14 or something years later and now i look at him like a crazy relative or something.

That trump lego shit never fails to get a little laugh.

Geno may be his own brand of autist, but he does a decent job.
 
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The Dude said:
I've gotta admit, I've built up an appreciation for Geno's series because it's reminded me of several things that I had forgotten Chris had done.
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I feel you. After a certain point I stopped watching anything directly uploaded by Chris himself since it all started running together. It was the same tweets over and over with 20 min long vids that seemingly had no point to them since he would trail off and stutter so much. The IG saga was where the dull period started to abate. Watching Geno’s doc is a much more convenient way to get all of this info without having to scrub through the CWCki again.
 
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