Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Argh My Cigar]

It's a shame that she got into the arms of an animal abuser.

If there’s one thing that Chris deserves a beating for, it’s that. I love animals of all kinds, especially cats, and seeing them in any sort of pain makes me feel horribly upset because I imagine my own cats in those situations. Sorbet even looked like my orange tabby which makes her death even worse for me.

I’m really sorry to A-log like this, but the fact that Chris was responsible for the deaths of a decent number of cats makes me really want to punch him hard in the jaw. Animal abuse is the one thing in this world that gets me angry to the point where I’d go into a blind rage.

 

[The Dude]

If there’s one thing that Chris deserves a beating for, it’s that. I love animals of all kinds, especially cats, and seeing them in any sort of pain makes me feel horribly upset because I imagine my own cats in those situations. Sorbet even looked like my orange tabby which makes her death even worse for me.

I’m really sorry to A-log like this, but the fact that Chris was responsible for the deaths of a decent number of cats makes me really want to punch him hard in the jaw. Animal abuse is the one thing in this world that gets me angry to the point where I’d go into a blind rage.

I can take or leave cats. I love my cats, but I'm more of a dog person. Even then, I've always had a deep soft spot for animals of all kinds, so the years of watching the Chandlers neglect their pets bordering on abuse has instilled a deep disgust within me towards Chris and Barb. They've forced their dogs and cats to live in horrendous conditions not fit for man nor beast, all because the Chandlers are selfish, mentally ill people trying to fill a hole deep inside them that cannot be filled with pets and material possessions, but they get bored with them and virtually ignore them the rest of the time. They don't get them licensed like they should, they don't get them fixed like they should, they don't take them to the vet regularly or get them vaccinated like they should, they don't clean up their waste, they don't take the dogs for walks or give them the mental stimulation that Beagles need to be happy, the dogs are morbidly obese because they feed them cheap food that is just piled into their bowls instead of being fed to the dogs in measured meals, then the dogs just lay around on the couch with Barb all day and night...yeah, the way the Chandlers "care" for their animals should outrage anyone with a love for animals. And when the animals inevitably die an early death they just bring more into that horrible situation. Some people just don't deserve the privilege of having pets.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Christian probably regrets leaving a comment thinking it was just going to be a LARP sesh after calling for the murder of people and abusing animals, getting absolutely scorched. I don't think he's left a comment since. This episode really just brings how much of a garbage human being he is to the forefront, more than any other episode I can remember.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Ok, I have to admit to this but, Sorbet is a cute cat.

Was.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Was.

I think he suffered the worst out any of the other chandler cats.

Knowing what happened and seeing how Chris treated him makes my blood boil.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I forgot how much he chimped out for Trump's death. He could have done like gamestop and went to a Trump rally in VA and started vandalizing everything.

 

[The Jokester]

I forgot how much he chimped out for Trump's death. He could have done like gamestop and went to a Trump rally in VA and started vandalizing everything.

Remember, he's the avatar of a goddess that spreads love and kindness and understanding

Until he's faced with someone he doesn't like

 

[A Grey Cat]

I honestly got more enjoyment reading the comment chain Chris started than anything in the video. A lot of asspaters and enablers were there but also a few who pointed out Chris is a living stereotype of democrat voters and doesn't know jack shut about politics. And especially how he's a sheep who couldn't see a fraudulent election right in front of his face.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I didn't realize Chris got the attention of David Duke. Classic Chris would have fit right in the KKK since he specifically wanted white women so he could make into a sweetheart.

 

[Abarefiller]

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Gee Chris, it's like it was hard to see that Trump and Hillary would eventually fuck the country over.

You know, for as shitty and weeny the interview with Chris was, I couldn't help but notice how much he fidgeted with the doll, and how much he avoided eye contact with the guy. It's like Chris hadn't aged a day mentally since he just won the Sonic Cheapstake.

It's putting a child in front of the camera and asking it questions, but instead of asking how do they feel about winning a bunch of toys, Chris is getting publicly called out for all his bigotry, racism and tries to backpedal hard on it

 

[The Jokester]

I didn't realize Chris got the attention of David Duke. Classic Chris would have fit right in the KKK since he specifically wanted white women so he could make into a sweetheart.

Dude, Jahans (our British Chris Chan who is a massive leftist and feminist) wrote his sexual fantasies about blonde white women because "he wanted them pure"

People who are anti this, that, and the other are the projectors. When they say "lololol! If you don't agree with gay marriage you must secretly be gay!" What they mean is that they think right wingers think like them, meaning that they themselves have this burning hatred under their own self righteousness.

What I'm saying is that Old School Chris would probably fit I'm fine now since he's adopted those same ideals

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You know, for as shitty and weeny the interview with Chris was, I couldn't help but notice how much he fidgeted with the doll, and how much he avoided eye contact with the guy. It's like Chris hadn't aged a day mentally since he just won the Sonic Cheapstake.

It's putting a child in front of the camera and asking it questions, but instead of asking how do they feel about winning a bunch of toys, Chris is getting publicly called out for all his bigotry, racism and tries to backpedal hard on it

He kind of did the same thing in his court cases, one with a fidget spinner. The video also stated that when Chris was at a convention, he was listening intently to what the female panelists were saying, but did the opposite when a male speaker started talking. Imagine if it was a female asking those questions. Chris wouldn't say "no comment." He'd answer every question.

 

[MoneyXmaker]

interesting, Chris isn't roleplaying as Sonichu in this comment.

Is Chris still switched bodies with sonichu?

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

Is Chris still switched bodies with sonichu?

Not at the moment.

 

[AmazingEagle]

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"Trump was a Mean King" Bruh, he put sanctions on China because of their human rights violations to the Uighur Muslims and Hong Kongers, that ain't a mean king chief.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

"Trump was a Mean King" Bruh, he put sanctions on China because of their human rights violations to the Uighur Muslims and Hong Kongers, that ain't a mean king chief.

Chris didn't mind them stimulus checks either.

Hearing the name Sorbet broke me. This is when I first properly got into Chris, felt sorry for him, and donated money to help his cats. My own cat, Tiger, had died not long before. Then when I found all those fucking toys he'd likely bought, I forever hated the dude. I know I'm sounding like a keyboard warrior who's mad at the internet, but I've always told myself that by some billion to one chance I meet christian, I'd pop him on the nose.

So this episode we saw Christian's inability to distill and verify information from the news. When the TV was making trump to be the Anti-Christ, I can see Chris feeling afraid and doing whatever pathetic gestures he could in the hopes of warding away evil. The interview with the sunglasses guy was fascinating for how many stress sighs Chris could chain together, but the kid didn't relent, and pushed Christian for answers, which was hilarious.

Chris's sore throat voice whilst trying to beg for cash was annoying as all hell. His greeting and birthday videos are so lazy he won't even get out of bed for them. Lastly, I like how he considers Trump a dictator and evil king, when what he did was rather basic and boring, aside from 1/3rd of a border wall. When you compare trump to the reign of Christian Chandler of Cwcville, with his show trials, capital execution, jail sentences for smoking, and piss poor economy with soup hotels, Christian cannot throw stones.


One quick question. Is anyone with a basic skill of photo editing able to change this image:

and remove the long hair. I'm curious now, though he's almost there already, how chris would look like with his hair cut seriously short. He's almost that 45 year old fat guy you see working in an office who never made it into management.

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

Chris didn't mind them stimulus checks either.

Hearing the name Sorbet broke me. This is when I first properly got into Chris, felt sorry for him, and donated money to help his cats. My own cat, Tiger, had died not long before. Then when I found all those fucking toys he'd likely bought, I forever hated the dude. I know I'm sounding like a keyboard warrior who's mad at the internet, but I've always told myself that by some billion to one chance I meet christian, I'd pop him on the nose.

So this episode we saw Christian's inability to distill and verify information from the news. When the TV was making trump to be the Anti-Christ, I can see Chris feeling afraid and doing whatever pathetic gestures he could in the hopes of warding away evil. The interview with the sunglasses guy was fascinating for how many stress sighs Chris could chain together, but the kid didn't relent, and pushed Christian for answers, which was hilarious.

Chris's sore throat voice whilst trying to beg for cash was annoying as all hell. His greeting and birthday videos are so lazy he won't even get out of bed for them. Lastly, I like how he considers Trump a dictator and evil king, when what he did was rather basic and boring, aside from 1/3rd of a border wall. When you compare trump to the reign of Christian Chandler of Cwcville, with his show trials, capital execution, jail sentences for smoking, and piss poor economy with soup hotels, Christian cannot throw stones.


One quick question. Is anyone with a basic skill of photo editing able to change this image:

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and remove the long hair. I'm curious now, though he's almost there already, how chris would look like with his hair cut seriously short. He's almost that 45 year old fat guy you see working in an office who never made it into management.

Well, at least your baby, Tiger, is in a better place now, unlike Sorbet.

 

[AmnasLord]

I’m very much enjoying this series, my historian side is thankful that all this is being documented.

The only question I have to ask is, how will Geno document the Idea Guys episode alongside more recent trolls? From my understanding reading the wiki, here and other such venues is that there is little to no real information on when the idea guys started, how deep their influence was, or if they are really “gone” we know of two idea guys, for example, but the other two we don’t and I’m not seeing how Geno could make more episodes if there isn’t much information out there.

 

[eraseee]

Chris didn't mind them stimulus checks either.

Hearing the name Sorbet broke me. This is when I first properly got into Chris, felt sorry for him, and donated money to help his cats. My own cat, Tiger, had died not long before. Then when I found all those fucking toys he'd likely bought, I forever hated the dude. I know I'm sounding like a keyboard warrior who's mad at the internet, but I've always told myself that by some billion to one chance I meet christian, I'd pop him on the nose.

So this episode we saw Christian's inability to distill and verify information from the news. When the TV was making trump to be the Anti-Christ, I can see Chris feeling afraid and doing whatever pathetic gestures he could in the hopes of warding away evil. The interview with the sunglasses guy was fascinating for how many stress sighs Chris could chain together, but the kid didn't relent, and pushed Christian for answers, which was hilarious.

Chris's sore throat voice whilst trying to beg for cash was annoying as all hell. His greeting and birthday videos are so lazy he won't even get out of bed for them. Lastly, I like how he considers Trump a dictator and evil king, when what he did was rather basic and boring, aside from 1/3rd of a border wall. When you compare trump to the reign of Christian Chandler of Cwcville, with his show trials, capital execution, jail sentences for smoking, and piss poor economy with soup hotels, Christian cannot throw stones.


One quick question. Is anyone with a basic skill of photo editing able to change this image:

View attachment 1958718

and remove the long hair. I'm curious now, though he's almost there already, how chris would look like with his hair cut seriously short. He's almost that 45 year old fat guy you see working in an office who never made it into management.

Long time lurker first time poster, blah blah blah; here's what faceapp spit out. Honestly, it's a slight improvement over that fading turquoise mop.

Spoiler: Result

 

[The Dude]

Chris didn't mind them stimulus checks either.

Hearing the name Sorbet broke me. This is when I first properly got into Chris, felt sorry for him, and donated money to help his cats. My own cat, Tiger, had died not long before. Then when I found all those fucking toys he'd likely bought, I forever hated the dude. I know I'm sounding like a keyboard warrior who's mad at the internet, but I've always told myself that by some billion to one chance I meet christian, I'd pop him on the nose.

So this episode we saw Christian's inability to distill and verify information from the news. When the TV was making trump to be the Anti-Christ, I can see Chris feeling afraid and doing whatever pathetic gestures he could in the hopes of warding away evil. The interview with the sunglasses guy was fascinating for how many stress sighs Chris could chain together, but the kid didn't relent, and pushed Christian for answers, which was hilarious.

Chris's sore throat voice whilst trying to beg for cash was annoying as all hell. His greeting and birthday videos are so lazy he won't even get out of bed for them. Lastly, I like how he considers Trump a dictator and evil king, when what he did was rather basic and boring, aside from 1/3rd of a border wall. When you compare trump to the reign of Christian Chandler of Cwcville, with his show trials, capital execution, jail sentences for smoking, and piss poor economy with soup hotels, Christian cannot throw stones.


One quick question. Is anyone with a basic skill of photo editing able to change this image:

View attachment 1958718

and remove the long hair. I'm curious now, though he's almost there already, how chris would look like with his hair cut seriously short. He's almost that 45 year old fat guy you see working in an office who never made it into management.

I learned long before I ever knew about Chris to never donate money to help someone you either don't know personally, or if their situation cannot be backed up and verified by an unbiased third party. Generosity and a desire to help your fellow man is a virtue and an admirable trait, but you also need to ensure that your generosity and helpful nature isn't being taken advantage of by greedy, shameless creeps who only care about themselves. Help out those in need who are closer to home, people you can actually look in the eye when they tell you their problems. If it's just some rando on the internet who you don't know and who has no impact on your life, then just wish them the best of luck and move on past them.