Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Cr1tiko]

Props to Linda, if Chris had a competent parent like her, things might have turned out different. One of the few genuinely good people in the entire saga.

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[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Props to Linda, if Chris had a competent parent like her, things might have turned out different. One of the few genuinely good people in the entire saga.

Unfortunately, this whole episode was just another inadvertent enabling on the parts of Linda and the convention staff. Chris was doing disgusting things. Chris was warned multiple times to stop. Chris didn't want to. Chris was going to get consequences. Chris wasn't having that and shut down to run out the clock so to speak. It worked, and in the end, Chris learned nothing, and did his usual retcon where he did nothing wrong and it was a setup by the trolls.

 

[Lone Star]

i was thinking that myself. you'd get called an a log for wishing it would have happened, but no one here would ever stop laughing if there was a clip of someone headbutting chris for a trying to go for a big greasy kiss.

Basically, yeah. I'm not saying he had to get mauled and maimed, just a black eye or a busted nose. But instead he had to be coddled by people in the real world, people online, and specifically by people from here. All that sure did wonders on making his sense of entitlement and lack of caring for consequences swell like a fucking balloon.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

"I am not delusional, crazy or anything of the sort"
"I have my own magic powers."

 

[Jack Awful]

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

I think at the time people thought Chris was just a harmless retard despite the multiple examples to the contrary like the GameStop incident and running Snyder over. Now that Chris is a mother rapist there should be little to no sympathy from anyone.

Maybe if Chris was hit more throughout his life he would have developed a negative reaction to acting out due to the pain like an animal might. If it was done well enough maybe it would have stopped him from raping Barb.

 

[Ophelia]

Imagine if they had put hedgehog mode Chris into a dog crate and wheeled him off the premises instead of keeping it mostly hush hush

 

[TyrasGuard]

I've watched countless shock and gore videos but i couldn't handle Chris' exchange with Mike Pollock. My teeth literally exploded from the cringe and i had to enter hedgehog-defensive mode myself

 

[cohensd]

Giving only $2 to the squeegee man seemed like a reason for him to stalk Chris at BronyCon after Chris told him where he'd be.

 

[Lone Star]

I think at the time people thought Chris was just a harmless retard despite the multiple examples to the contrary like the GameStop incident and running Snyder over. Now that Chris is a mother rapist there should be little to no sympathy from anyone.

Maybe if Chris was hit more throughout his life he would have developed a negative reaction to acting out due to the pain like an animal might. If it was done well enough maybe it would have stopped him from raping Barb.

It really baffles me how blind some people are. Even as far back as Megan it was clear he had no concept, or caring, of people's boundaries since she had to insist several times she didn't want him to touch her, but he refuses to listen. And that's just Chris all by himself, no influence by trolls or anything.

And that's exactly what I was thinking, yeah. Of course by the time 2018 rolled around, Chris was too far gone for something like being punched out at a con to have any impact. It just would've been satisfying since he's gotten away with so much shit without a scratch.

 

[Jack Awful]

It really baffles me how blind some people are. Even as far back as Megan it was clear he had no concept, or caring, of people's boundaries since she had to insist several times she didn't want him to touch her, but he refuses to listen. And that's just Chris all by himself, no influence by trolls or anything.

And that's exactly what I was thinking, yeah. Of course by the time 2018 rolled around, Chris was too far gone for something like being punched out at a con to have any impact. It just would've been satisfying since he's gotten away with so much shit without a scratch.

I think people pitied Chris. He was a dumb retard who lived in poverty and made comics about cartoon characters that looked like a 9 year old drew. He was constantly getting fucked with, catfished, trolled to the point people didn't want to be an a log like Bluespike.

As A-Loggy as it sounds, Chris would get catfished, have his nudes leaked, and then fall for the exact same scam again the next day. Maybe violence was the only answer to get him to learn.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

Chris and consequences have been kept far, far apart for most of his life. From jerking off in the kitchen, to shitting his pants and expecting mom to just clean them, to current events. Its an over used saying, but chris never learns. He is so ego-centric he would simply refuse to believe that he was in the wrong, and if by some miracle he did, he'd deliver a stilted apology that would do more to prop up his fantasy world than actually address what he did/said.

Simply being ignored seemed to wound chris to his core, he expected the bronys to be this giant hugbox that would all be his friends like the cartoon ponies he saw on TV. He had no idea that maybe people don't wanna be touched by him, much less kissed. It had to be explained to him, and when he learned, he tried to blame someone else, either the guy who warned him or the people he kissed.

If someone had socked chris, he would have treated it like someone had chainsawed his arm off. He'd ham it up for sympathy, hoping to get lots of ass pats and toy money. The sad thing is: he would have gotten it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Maybe if Chris was hit more throughout his life he would have developed a negative reaction to acting out due to the pain like an animal might.

Thank you. This is what I've been saying; Chris needed some corporal punishment in order to understand boundaries. I can just imagine PVCC Chris getting hit by Bob for moronic things like the attraction sign. Instead, Chris was just coddled through middle age.

Simply being ignored seemed to wound chris to his core, he expected the bronys to be this giant hugbox that would all be his friends like the cartoon ponies he saw on TV.

Yep. When Chris did that video bitching how he didn't like being blocked by the bronies really bothered him. Chris insisted, as he still does now that he isn't worthy of being hated or being hated on despite decades of unruly gross behavior. Being unblocked by that community was more important to Chris than eating, sleeping, drinking or breathing.

Also, Chris' antics at TMG along with his Apu impression (and the Sonic Boom vandalism) is proof Chris can't be trusted in public: he needs a wrangler 24/7.

 

[thegooddoctor]

New Episode link here

Its getting so surreal that we're covering events at the point that he began this whole documentary, Geno referencing himself Is so meta its somewhat trippy.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'd argue its more surreal that one man has spent almost 4 years of his life to cover the abridged events of another man's life.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can't wait when Geno covers the Incest Saga. Chris by then would be released, and of course he'd have a pinned comment stating it was 'soul bonding.'

 

[Jobama]

This is probably going to be the last good episode for awhile. Nothing really major happens until the “incident”.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

The Jail Arc episodes will be short. Geno would have to collect the letters Chris has sent to people & the court updates (including the transfers).

 

[Dream_Cooter]

Chris' antics at TMG along with his Apu impression (and the Sonic Boom vandalism) is proof Chris can't be trusted in public: he needs a wrangler 24/7.

Some of you faggots are obsessed with that Apu impression. He was in an Indian restaurant and did a shitty Apu impression, who gives a fuck?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Some of you faggots are obsessed with that Apu impression. He was in an Indian restaurant and did a shitty Apu impression, who gives a fuck?

I generally wouldn't give a fuck if Chris' supporters weren't lefty SJWs. I wanted to witness if they would really cancel Chris over this and see him bitch online because he hates being hated and blocked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Some of you faggots are obsessed with that Apu impression. He was in an Indian restaurant and did a shitty Apu impression, who gives a fuck?

Chris is a piece of shit. Also, calling egg man gay was rude and hypocritical due to him being a fat mentally retarded crossdresser, who was making out with dudes at the event. I don't like Gays or Indians but fuck Chris.