Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Shiversblood said:
He survived a very long and organized trolling efforts that were launched by numerous men, so I understand the holocaust survivor comparison element of the documentary.
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Considering that Chris would have been sent to the gas chambers as a test-subject even before the holocaust gained traction, I can totally see the analogy.
 
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That sly mother fucker sneaked that pic in there eh. I didn’t catch that the first viewing.

Also, I never really thought about how , maybe Chris Chan was lying about being a honor roll student. I guess I just thought he was in special ed classes that were inside a normal school. When I was in school there was the special kids who had their own classes away from everyone else.

But now I remember how bob and barb wanted to only main stream Chris Chan, and I remember that Chris Chan is a dumb person, so maybe he did lie about being honor roll! Chris Chan admits on camera he got a F in English, and yells at the camera. Now I question information. And I look beneath the surface regarding this information. Some men live in Africa.
 
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Very nice. My only critique is that it isn't necessary to phonetically pronounce misspellings and increase the volume on all caps. That is irritating when you're trying to listen to what he is saying.
 
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PickleMan92 said:
Part 2 is up.

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You should have named this portion Parte Dos in honor of Christine's fluency in the Spanish language.
"His speech was fluent"
"He had insight into his limitations."
"The patient doesn't pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else"
LOL, not even death could have predicted this.
 
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Marvin said:
Barb's about to kick the bucket. Chris is about to be living in a really shitty situation. Do we really want a classic troll saga now?

What if Barb died halfway through? How would you feel laughing at an exceptional individual while he loses his house and risks homelessness?
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Not to be "that guy" but I'm quite sure many people wouldn't feel much different, if anything at all. There would be joy at Barb's passing, people eager to see how it affects Chris (in any manner), and people eager to see how the newest chapter of Chris' life would turn out for the assumingly worse. If there was a saga going on during this, I don't think would change how people felt in these course of events. You can't really ask people "How would they sleep at night if 'x happened.'", because the most common answer would be "Like a baby." This is just my bitter viewpoint however.
 
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Philosophy Phil said:
Not to be "that guy" but I'm quite sure many people wouldn't feel much different, if anything at all. There would be joy at Barb's passing, people eager to see how it affects Chris (in any manner), and people eager to see how the newest chapter of Chris' life would turn out for the assumingly worse. If there was a saga going on during this, I don't think would change how people felt in these course of events. You can't really ask people "How would they sleep at night if 'x happened.'", because the most common answer would be "Like a baby." This is just my bitter viewpoint however.
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If Barb died, and Chris thinks you're his girlfriend, and he comes to you for comfort, I think most people in that situation would feel incredibly uncomfortable. The idea that Chris is crying (maybe shitting himself), and he thinks you're the only person he has left in the world. But you know the truth, that you're actually some fat bald dude across the country, and you don't really give a shit about Chris.

That's just inherently an awkward situation. Anyone would feel that way. It's a visceral reaction.

The only reason someone wouldn't feel awkward, is if they're deliberately trying to suppress that feeling. Perhaps because they feel that the person in question is a bad person.
 
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Marvin said:
If Barb died, and Chris thinks you're his girlfriend, and he comes to you for comfort, I think most people in that situation would feel incredibly uncomfortable. The idea that Chris is crying (maybe shitting himself), and he thinks you're the only person he has left in the world. But you know the truth, that you're actually some fat bald dude across the country, and you don't really give a shit about Chris.

That's just inherently an awkward situation. Anyone would feel that way. It's a visceral reaction.

The only reason someone wouldn't feel awkward, is if they're deliberately trying to suppress that feeling. Perhaps because they feel that the person in question is a bad person.
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I'm honestly quite surprised to find someone online that has faith in Society, and in Human beings; let alone on KF. From my own viewpoint (which is honestly bitter and pessimistic) most people don't have a sense of empathy towards others; even in the most human of situations. Some people (especially wanna be christorical figures/saga namesakes) wouldn't care about that sort of thing [at least in my perspective] if it meant they were getting their ego stroked. I accredit this to the "Selfish Desires of the Modern Citizen" that usually outweigh "Empathy toward your Fellow Man. "

I'm really quite taken aback by your faith in Humanity, and in the good of people; especially here of all places where there are hungry dogs waiting to feast any misery. Seeing this in you almost gives me a little bit of hope, that there are still decent people out there who believe in the good in people.

Honestly, in my bitter viewpoint; if someone committed to the routine for the sake of ego stroking, and Barb died halfway through it, resulting in the "Chris completely attaching himself to this new person" it would most likely turn into "Oh man, I can REALLY use this to my advantage." Which will lead into schadenfraude hijinks for awhile, and end in an ultimate abandonment/reveal which will make a large portion of the audience gasping on the brutality of the kick. Imagine if Bluespike had complete and full control over Chris, or if, God forbid, Jessica Quinn had full control over him, and then dropped the final blow; that's what the scenario would play out. Through out the whole event, most people would be watching the event having quite the uproar and chuckle about it, and depending on how brutal the final blow/reveal was of this individual, would result in doxxxing or the title of "Most hated A-log" "A-log that broke Chris" or "Even Chris didn't deserve this."

I'm not saying that's right, but I'm saying its definately possible, and probable; although your viewpoint makes me have a little bit of hope.
 
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That was pretty good. The second documentary was a little weak with how much it focused on Animal Crossing, but the first one was great. Way better than the last one that threw around words like "trolls" and "sagas" that nobody outside of the scene would understand.

It's reasonable to say Chris is completely washed up. He's definitely not interesting anymore, really people like myself just cling on for the sake of closure, not to see what he'll do next, but, just to find out what will happen after Barb dies. I think most people who are interested in Chris feel the same. That's why I find it interesting that people are taking less time to try and "troll" Chris and actually properly document and condense his life into consumable media, such as documentaries, for the masses. Regardless of who Chris is, he's definitely an interesting statement about the modern era and how the internet is affecting the lives of people, both mentally deficient and those who enjoy praying on the mentally deficient. There's been plenty of weird people before, all fairly documented, but Chris is unique in he's the first instance of the internet being used to document someone, and showing just how much information the internet can amass on one individual. In this stage of Chris' existence, I think that's the most interesting part about him.
 
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