Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Don Juan El Tardo said:
If what he has done with his life to get this is the price of victory, then it isn't worth the cost.
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I feel like you can't really put it that way. Chris isn't some fucking genius sitting in a basement, imagining what kind of weird shit he has to say to make people give him neetbux. If he was trolling us this whole time, honestly, I'll fly to fucking Virgina and buy that man a drink, jfc.

Chris just.. does shit. There seems to be a fascinating lack of system to it. It's any impulse, be it real or part of his imagination, that just manifests in doing fucking whatever. He truly is the proto-autist, bringer of the spergtimes.
 
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He's having a decent time atm compared to some years. But the thing is, we become adults because we know we'll be independent in the future at some point (and sometimes have to care for others). In the next ten years, barb will either die or be requiring 24hr care. In both cases, Chris is not going to have a fun time.
 
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At LAST, the Master Troll saga begins! That Jinkies Jenkens video is autistic GOLD with Chris wearing a fucking shirt on his head and speaking in a slow low voice, and with the mindset of a toddler who plays peek-a-boo and covers his eyes, not knowing that just because he can't see 'it', it sees him just fine.
 
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This installment brings back so many memories. 2010 was the first full year I followed Chris (I discovered him in November 2009, just as Kacey was ending) and all this brought back memories and moments I completely forgot about.

I was there watching Trolling Train from beginning to end. Seeing how naive Chris was in there was great. Moment after moment he gave himself away yet never knew it.

I forgot about @Alec Benson Leary doing that Matthew Noble call. I wonder how that was executed in the upper chambers of PVCC. Seemed out of the blue with him running the Jackie saga at the same time.

I remember when the "Dig up Patti" thing was an old joke on the level of JULAY and bored to the point that it wound up in the trolling part after all. I guess next episode Geno will elaborate on the great story of "The Ghost of Young Christopher."

And ah, the good old plea for a Class Reunion. He was so desperate for his gal pals.

I guess hes using the PS3 destruction as the Cliffhanger. Fair.
 
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This was an excellent episode, much better than the last. I tend to like the episodes that involve his narration more than the ones that amount to clip compilations. Geno can't help that all the time, of course. Nevertheless, I especially enjoyed this one.

Anything hearkening back to his high school days saddens me. It's sad that most of his "friends" in high school were there out of pity rather than out of any real care for him.
 
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Yeah, that thumbnail. I'm thinking, WTF? someone convinced chris to pledge for the KKK? How did I miss that Gay summer camp story was fucking stomach churning for about 47 reasons. Jesus christ, did someone talk him into making a needlessly homosexual/pedophilia background story or did he come up with the concept and the story all himself?

The "Mathew noble" call, you can really hear Bob/Barb playing the role of Ruckerville's shitiest parents,

Alec: Chris trespassed and took photos of people inside the place he was trespassing. I'm calling because I thought we should let his legal guardian's know about this.

Bob: chris dindo nuffin! thats not illegal! how do you spell you name for the fucking 5th time!?

Bob hangs up the phone and turns to Barb: I dun told that faggot that was messin with chris bank account that caused the $12 overdraft fee! been meaning to ask you, how much did chris spend on the vidya this week?
 
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Jesus christ, did someone talk him into making a needlessly homosexual/pedophilia background story or did he come up with the concept and the story all himself?
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When Chris said all the trolls were homosexuals he wasn't using a hyperbolic insult, he legitimately believed the entire earth's populace of homosexuals were specifically targeting him for unknown reasons. He figured if he wants to pretend to be a troll he has to pretend to be gay.
 
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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
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Part 30 is now up.

If you've watched all 30 parts of this, you have spent 20 Hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds watching a documentary about an autistic manchild. Congrats!
 
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Don Juan El Tardo said:
www.youtube.com

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

Part 30 is now up.

If you've watched all 30 parts of this, you have spent 20 Hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds watching a documentary about an autistic manchild. Congrats!
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While Chris is being Chris on camera, in the background you can hear Bob groaning. This is in late 2010, the last year of his life.
 
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