Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Jason Wynn]

Some of the CWCki articles don't have a defined line between fact and fiction as to who some of the trolls really are. I have read several times that Liquid may be an MD. Is he truly married to Kacey? Was she just a random female troll helping Liquid out for lulz? I've tried to go through all of Chris's catfishes and trolls and it seems like the only ones that used real pictures and/or video of themselves is Liquid and that Quinn chick. (The ones that haven't trolled him in person that is) And she strikes me as someone with some real problems.

Liquid isn't a licensed MD that we know of, but he is working towards being an oncologist. Yes, he is married to Kacey IRL, there's photos of them together on his Facebook. I seem to recall someone (Marvin I think) saying that she's a bit of a harpy though and they're not what you'd call happy together.

 

[Joseph Robinette Biden]

Liquid isn't a licensed MD that we know of, but he is working towards being an oncologist. Yes, he is married to Kacey IRL, there's photos of them together on his Facebook. I seem to recall someone (Marvin I think) saying that she's a bit of a harpy though and they're not what you'd call happy together.

If they are together and he is unhappy with her, then I am not surprised at all. It is pretty clear from listening to her calls with Chris that she hates herself more than the average person. Now that she cannot take that out on Chris, she has to pick new targets. I guess Liquid was just the most readily available punching bag?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I've tried to go through all of Chris's catfishes and trolls and it seems like the only ones that used real pictures and/or video of themselves is Liquid and that Quinn chick. (The ones that haven't trolled him in person that is) And she strikes me as someone with some real problems.

Quinn didn't use real pics, the troll behind her grabbed photos from someone on Instagram.

 

[Mr. 0]

Yeah, for real. Call it "troll's remorse" or whatever, but finding out pretty much everything major that happened from 2007-2010 was just trolls telling Chris to make videos was kind of a letdown. I mean, yeah, the trolling was funny to a 15-16 year old at the time, but now it just seems like pure entrapment and manipulation; Chris making fun of 9/11 was considered to be his worst moment yet, and every resource slammed and mocked him over it. Then it turns out that he was pushed into making it by whoever was trolling him at the time.

FYI this has been stated several times in the past 6-7 years

Also your shit-talking about liquid to his potential employers doesn't exactly help his prospects

One could reasonably sell his liquid chris act (considered by everyone in hindsight to be the most harmless and hilarious) as him and some other sped roleplaying with videos when they were college-aged, given how over the top the whole thing was and it wouldn't even be a lie because that's exactly what it was. Stop trying to blow it out of proportion.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Some of the CWCki articles don't have a defined line between fact and fiction as to who some of the trolls really are.

That's the problem. The CWCki explicitly states that the individuals and occurrences therein are how Chris perceived them; Clyde was actually a guido from Jersey, Vivian was Chris's cute asian galpal turned troll, there actually was someone called IBA Chandler completely unrelated to Chris that tried to contest the TRUE & HONEST CHRISTIAN CHRISTOPHER RICARDO WESTON CHANDLER, the CWCipedia legitimately was trying to sustain itself with ads depicting gay porn, @Marvin wears a pickle suit and sunglasses 24/7 and is an elite hacker that programs with fingerless gloves and Bob barged into the kitchen while Chris was feeding the geese and literally plunged an axe into the modem.

It was hilarious when it was first written, I'll admit, but there are people who are just now discovering Chris that are referring to it as if it were a bible. Though, we never really found out what JenkinsJinkies was all about. To this day we have no idea who this daring motherfucker was. It's gotta be one of you. C'mon guys, fess up. You know you want that Christorical Figure badge.

 

[vomitwalrus]

I've been watching the comprehensive history for a few days now ( Thanks Covid-19 ). How in the world did i get sucked into this? It started with Danknet covering Chris.Now I am watching this full story going through each saga.I can't help cringing while watching, yet I can't turn it off. I am enthralled with this man child. It's like watching a car wreck you want to look away, but can't.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Quinn didn't use real pics, the troll behind her grabbed photos from someone on Instagram.

How come nobody weeded out who was behind it like they did for the Idea Think Tank?

 

[Mr. 0]

How come nobody weeded out who was behind it like they did for the Idea Think Tank?

lack of interest

the only highlights from the jessica quinn thing were the fat jokes and the spectacular end to the KF Q&A where chris curses us

 

[Argh My Cigar]

FYI this has been stated several times in the past 6-7 years
One could reasonably sell his liquid chris act (considered by everyone in hindsight to be the most harmless and hilarious) as him and some other sped roleplaying with videos when they were college-aged

I'm not sure how you could possibly sell Chris, even ten years ago, as being "college-aged"; Dude has looked 40 since at least 2005.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Liquid isn't a licensed MD that we know of, but he is working towards being an oncologist. Yes, he is married to Kacey IRL, there's photos of them together on his Facebook. I seem to recall someone (Marvin I think) saying that she's a bit of a harpy though and they're not what you'd call happy together.

Did they get married after the Liquid saga? If so, who would've thought an egotistical autist would bring two people together?

 

[Mr. 0]

Did they get married after the Liquid saga? If so, who would've thought an egotistical autist would bring two people together?

Somewhere on /cow/ were posts stating that PVCC members got together and even had babies.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Somewhere on /cow/ were posts stating that PVCC members got together and even had babies.

My online friend developed a fascination with childhood psychology involving individuals on the spectrum from following Chris. Ten years later she's a case-worker that deals with emotionally disturbed children who display characteristics indicative of autism that come from broken homes and underprivileged districts in the inner city. Chris is accomplishing a good thing here; indirectly, yes, but he's managed to bring attention to many college-educated young adults the horrors of not properly guiding your special needs child.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

My online friend developed a fascination with childhood psychology involving individuals on the spectrum from following Chris. Ten years later she's a case-worker that deals with emotionally disturbed children who display characteristics indicative of autism that come from broken homes and underprivileged districts in the inner city. Chris is accomplishing a good thing here; indirectly, yes, but he's managed to bring attention to many college-educated young adults the horrors of not properly guiding your special needs child.

I knew Chris would be good for something. Preventing others from becoming him. There's a bit of irony here; Bob thought that Chris could use Sonichu as a mascot for autism, but it was Chris who ended up being the mascot.

I wonder how he would feel in knowing that.

 

[Mr. 0]

My online friend developed a fascination with childhood psychology involving individuals on the spectrum from following Chris. Ten years later she's a case-worker that deals with emotionally disturbed children who display characteristics indicative of autism that come from broken homes and underprivileged districts in the inner city. Chris is accomplishing a good thing here; indirectly, yes, but he's managed to bring attention to many college-educated young adults the horrors of not properly guiding your special needs child.

It's such a shame that some of those young adults like @Copitz, @DStecks, @Ballzymaker94, and @NinFreakLan were special needs children.

 

[Don Juan El Tardo]

New episode. Despite Geno saying he was going to slow down he has cranked these last three parts out.

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 32

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...

youtu.be

We are definitely approaching the end of classic era Chris (Some would argue we have already past it, the mark I'm using is Bob's death) and as a result a lot of these videos are not gonna be as great as a lot of the past ones. Not Geno's fault, this is a result of the source material really going off the deep end. It is gonna be really interesting watching the trooning out in relatively real time.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I knew Chris would be good for something. Preventing others from becoming him. There's a bit of irony here; Bob thought that Chris could use Sonichu as a mascot for autism, but it was Chris who ended up being the mascot.

I wonder how he would feel in knowing that.

Bob got his wish in a monkeys paw way.

 

[General Tug Boat]

As great as it is to see Geno still continue the series, seem's like it somewhat has devolved into just splicing together transcripts from the CWCki, with Arjen Van Dierten CWCvilleArchive videos put in chronological order. I wish Geno made some more commentary in regards to the chronology and eliminated some of the more daunting elements of the Chris videos. If wanted to watch Chris's autistic ramblings, I could just go through the Cwcki and watch it all myself at this point. But, being an avid follower of his shenanigans since the beginning, I remember these sagas as they have unfolded. Back in 2008-2010, it was an anomaly to see that level of autism on the internet. Which lead to /cow/ and of course this web forum spawning off from that. Of course though, the Lars saga was pretty much the last we have seen Chris in his "normal" stage of his adult life. Once he turned 30 and Bob dying really broke him it seemed, and now he just devolved into a pre 40 year old balding Wiccan cross-dresser. I am more interested to see how Geno covers the black out period, when he spent all that time not making videos, and came out as a cross dresser. I could say at the time it was pretty fucking shocking, considering all of his anti-homo rhetoric that he blasted out back in his prime autist era.

 

[Mr. 0]

As great as it is to see Geno still continue the series, seem's like it somewhat has devolved into just splicing together transcripts from the CWCki,

THAT'S ALL IT'S EVER BEEN

. If wanted to watch Chris's autistic ramblings, I could just go through the Cwcki and watch it all myself at this point.

It would've been time better spent than on genosamuel's plagarism

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Does anyone really think that these guys truly had Chris' best interests in mind?

You find this with a lot of dedicated trolling communities, Wings of Redemption is probably the best example. All the faggots who claimed they just wanted him to get the surgery, claimed it's their fault he got it and yet when he got the surgery kept trolling him.

These Chris trolls are ultimately no different, Chris is incapable of working, forming normal relationships and looking after himself. Would he have been like this with better parents or without trolls? We'll never know, but we know if he did get a job people would phone up or email the management to fuck with him. It's all just a way for them to justify to themselves the fact they are fucking with someone who is vulnerable on a consistent basis.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

THAT'S ALL IT'S EVER BEEN

Heck, I made it and even I agree. I don't get how people think the content's devolved into something that it always has been from the very beginning.