Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Never heard it myself but I’ve spoken to people who have. From all I was told it’s just him crying and being consoled. There’s no reason for us to hear it, nothing about it is funny. It’s about what you’d expect from someone after they have a loved one pass away.
 
Maybe, but it still remains a genuine instance of grief on Chris's part, in a very personal way. Even trolls have standards. They're not the fucking National Enquirer.

I strongly suspect that this recording will never surface again. And I for one am quite content with that state of affairs.

I've only heard of Chris crying in two separate events. One was when he was mentioning his aunt Corrina dying. It sounded fake. The second one was in one of the Kacey calls, when Liquid joined in and Chris was on the verge of crying due to the frustration of trying to to establish that he is the True and Honest CWC.
 
I've only heard of Chris crying in two separate events. One was when he was mentioning his aunt Corrina dying. It sounded fake. The second one was in one of the Kacey calls, when Liquid joined in and Chris was on the verge of crying due to the frustration of trying to to establish that he is the True and Honest CWC.

Chris was going to miss out on eating some pancakes, he was crying for birthday pancakes, not his dead Aunt.
 
It seems weird to me that out of all the horrible deeply private things trolls have released that audio of him crying would for some reason be off limits

part of me thinks that the callers regret the events of it deeply and don't want audio of them trying to coerce laugh's out of someone who is greiveing their fathers death
 
The lawyer stuff really pisses me off because there's no way that a lawyer for 2 shitty misdemeanors costs that much. I'm not going to PL but it doesn't cost that much.

To be fair, it wasn't 2 misdemeanors when they started. It was multiple felonies. The reason it got reduced was probably more because of Michael Snyder feeling sorry for them than the lawyer though.
 
To be fair, it wasn't 2 misdemeanors when they started. It was multiple felonies. The reason it got reduced was probably more because of Michael Snyder feeling sorry for them than the lawyer though.
Snyder mainly wanted them to pay his medical bills and get an official restraining order on Chris. Had they agreed and settled for that they very likely would have spent less money, like far less. My theory was that Barb was looking for a way to counter sue and get another heist under her belt but as has been said, she doesn’t really understand the law and was possibly showing early signs of dementia.
 
Snyder mainly wanted them to pay his medical bills and get an official restraining order on Chris. Had they agreed and settled for that they very likely would have spent less money, like far less. My theory was that Barb was looking for a way to counter sue and get another heist under her belt but as has been said, she doesn’t really understand the law and was possibly showing early signs of dementia.
Chris should have gotten jail time..he should have also gotten some jail time for the mace thing. The guys who got groped by Chris should have filed police reports.
 
Chris should have gotten jail time..he should have also gotten some jail time for the mace thing. The guys who got groped by Chris should have filed police reports.
I’m legit surprised he didn’t get jail time for the mace thing. Maybe just a year, but I’ve known people who went to jail for longer for far less. One buddy of mine is doing a total of 8 years for firing a gun into the air when he was being assaulted at a friends house (this is in one of those states with fairly strict gun laws though and he did fire it indoors and since he’s not from there and brought a gun from here to there it got messy and complicated).
 
I've only heard of Chris crying in two separate events.

He also seemed to be crying during the Q &A No More! video. However, once again, it looked more like he was faking it for sympathy/because in his autistic mind you're supposed to do that when you're upset. Even there, it was overwhelmed by his screeching and posturing (not to mention his cursing the Farms).
 
He also seemed to be crying during the Q &A No More! video. However, once again, it looked more like he was faking it for sympathy/because in his autistic mind you're supposed to do that when you're upset. Even there, it was overwhelmed by his screeching and posturing (not to mention his cursing the Farms).

I don’t think he was faking, but it was definitely more “Mommy took my new toy away” than “I just lost the love of my life”.
 
Chris has always viewed women as things, of course this was always known.
I think the reason for this is because the only woman he has spent any amount of meaningful time with is barb who has actively tried to convince him that all other woman are horrible people who only care about attractive men and having his 20's dominated by relationships with women that are fictional personas of trolls has not helped this
 
I think the reason for this is because the only woman he has spent any amount of meaningful time with is barb who has actively tried to convince him that all other woman are horrible people who only care about attractive men and having his 20's dominated by relationships with women that are fictional personas of trolls has not helped this

Not surprising Barb would have Chris to herself. Even more so after Bob's death.
 
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It's sad to know that while Chris was so elated that he the upperhand on the trolls, Bob was dying in another part of the house. Rocky mentioned that Chris wanted to stay away from the pestilence so he hid in his room all day. Chris had 0 concern for Bob because of a prophetic dream. He rather would have eaten pizzas on camera. He was even posting a personal on FB, showing his mind was elsewhere.

Chris being completely unable to recognize the troll information was just parts of himself all while claiming to know true empathy WHILE calling someone a tranny is some sort of meta-irony that no one will ever be able to top. It's amazing how willing he is to act like a shit when he believes he has anything close to power. Look at how he has the camera beneath him when he's talking down to trolls. His videos are higher energy with more RAH because he's positive he's playing some kinda 4-dimensional chess. I am sure he would like to have extorted all of them if he wasn't told it was illegal

Also, poor Rocky. I know she gets shit on a bit here but you can hear it in that call she's given up on that family. It's obvious they believed she should have been some sort of slave. She knew very well that if they didn't get their way they'd immediately start running around the house like spooked pigs, squealing included. I have no doubt many a collection was taken up for them and Barb immediately called her a stupid bitch when she was out of range.

Every ounce of help that family was and will ever be given is all for nothing.
 
It's sad to know that while Chris was so elated that he the upperhand on the trolls, Bob was dying in another part of the house. Rocky mentioned that Chris wanted to stay away from the pestilence so he hid in his room all day. Chris had 0 concern for Bob because of a prophetic dream. He rather would have eaten pizzas on camera. He was even posting a personal on FB, showing his mind was elsewhere.

Chris being completely unable to recognize the troll information was just parts of himself all while claiming to know true empathy WHILE calling someone a tranny is some sort of meta-irony that no one will ever be able to top. It's amazing how willing he is to act like a shit when he believes he has anything close to power. Look at how he has the camera beneath him when he's talking down to trolls. His videos are higher energy with more RAH because he's positive he's playing some kinda 4-dimensional chess. I am sure he would like to have extorted all of them if he wasn't told it was illegal

Also, poor Rocky. I know she gets shit on a bit here but you can hear it in that call she's given up on that family. It's obvious they believed she should have been some sort of slave. She knew very well that if they didn't get their way they'd immediately start running around the house like spooked pigs, squealing included. I have no doubt many a collection was taken up for them and Barb immediately called her a stupid bitch when she was out of range.

Every ounce of help that family was and will ever be given is all for nothing.
The amount of patience Rocky must have to have dealt with the Chandlers for years face to face must be nigh on infinite. Counseling someone who refuses to help themselves, yet keeps on complaining to you about their problems is truly maddening. Imagine how many solutions she must have offered, only to see them sink further and further into squalor and filth. I think thats why she sound salmost relieved when shes talking to the troll, about being able to vocalize these long held in frustrations with this family of dunces.
 
About Chris crying, whatever happened with the film he himself put up with him crying his crocodile tears in a close up video for that blonde troll a couple of years ago? Remember laughing my ass off because of it's fakedness.
 
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