Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[shadhardblogger19]

IDK how I could forget Too Many Games, that was the epitome of Chris. Never learning from mistakes, sexually assaulting people and most importantly throwing a full scale man-child tantrum in public.

More like having to kiss guests and passerbys for no reason other than supposedly belonging in a different cult from our own because he broke down boundaries of others after taking pictures with them despite already being "eloped" to his demons several months earlier than the TooManyGames convention itself. The Idea Guys manipulated him into thinking he came out as a bisexual.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

"entertainers who produce"? GenoSamuel is the Milli Vanilli of chris-chan recappers

Hahaha even Milli Vanilli lip syncs Chris and the Hedgehog Boys.

 

[shaverinocory]

Hahaha even Milli Vanilli lip sync's Chris and the Hedgehog Boys.

Is Geno a spaz too? I saw an interview and he has some weird way of speaking despite being ostensibly a white guy

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Is Geno a spaz too? I saw an interview and he has some weird way of speaking despite being ostensibly a white guy

That boy ain't right

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Is Geno a spaz too? I saw an interview and he has some weird way of speaking despite being ostensibly a white guy

He likes to YELL and channel his INNER CHRIS.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"entertainers who produce"? GenoSamuel is the Milli Vanilli of chris-chan recappers

Girl, you know it's true! Ooh, Ooh, my last name is Sonichu!

 

[Jack Awful]

YouTube would probably ban him if he called Chris a he TBH.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

YouTube would probably ban him if he called Chris a he TBH.

So, basically Chris, or his enablers would report Geno for using "hate speech" for not going along with Chris' delusions?

 

[Jack Awful]

So, basically Chris, or his enablers would report Geno for using "hate speech" for not going along with Chris' delusions?

Possibly. IDK if they would, but it's against TOS, so why risk it?

 

[Snuckening]

It's been downhill for a while now. The episode spacing has nearly quadrupled, that should be an indicator how much Chris content is left. Geno's gonna have to streach out the "Chris kills more cats", saga. There's not much more content besides the cat saga and the idea guys, what else am I forgetting here?

That time when Null volunteered to be Chris's personal secretary. And personally, I think Pony-Null deserves a full episode to itself.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

It's been downhill for a while now. The episode spacing has nearly quadrupled, that should be an indicator how much Chris content is left. Geno's gonna have to streach out the "Chris kills more cats", saga. There's not much more content besides the cat saga and the idea guys, what else am I forgetting here?

Teen Troon Squad
Jacob Sockness if Geno features more of Jacobs own turbospergery to give context on Jacobs oddness

 

[D_Tractor]

Is Geno a spaz too? I saw an interview and he has some weird way of speaking despite being ostensibly a white guy

He is a Lithuanian who lived in Ireland and Japan for a long time and somehow has a Northwest American accent.

 

[Lmove]

new video

 

[Spergichu]

new video

Something tells me Chris never made 100 pages.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The part where chris says sonichu is greater than sonic and pikachu stands out to me.

Chris says that sonichu is better than sonic because sonichu is ALWAYS loyal while sonic isn't. We all know sonichu as represented in the comics is obsessively loyal to chris, to the point where he defends chris over his supposed soul mate. Its kinda fascinating, because chris seems to have taken the idea from pokemon where pokemon are shown to be willing to give up their lives for their trainers and do anything their trainer commands. Like he put pikachu's brain in sonic's body. Taking this into consideration, maybe chris never really wanted to be sonichu in the beginning, he wanted sonic to be his mindlessly obedient pokemon. Much later he realized he didn't want to control this creature, he wanted to BE this creature.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The part where chris says sonichu is greater than sonic and pikachu stands out to me.

Chris says that sonichu is better than sonic because sonichu is ALWAYS loyal while sonic isn't. We all know sonichu as represented in the comics is obsessively loyal to chris, to the point where he defends chris over his supposed soul mate. Its kinda fascinating, because chris seems to have taken the idea from pokemon where pokemon are shown to be willing to give up their lives for their trainers and do anything their trainer commands. Like he put pikachu's brain in sonic's body. Taking this into consideration, maybe chris never really wanted to be sonichu in the beginning, he wanted sonic to be his mindlessly obedient pokemon. Much later he realized he didn't want to control this creature, he wanted to BE this creature.

How about that part where a guy more awkward than Chris documents a retarded man's descent into madness for the millionth time, and unintentionally documents his slow death from mental retardation? I liked that part.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Possibly. IDK if they would, but it's against TOS, so why risk it?

I could see them try, at any rate.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

How about that part where a guy more awkward than Chris documents a retarded man's descent into madness for the millionth time, and unintentionally documents his slow death from mental retardation? I liked that part.

That's the best part. Another good part is the eventual realization that when he gets to the end of the chris chan story no one is going to stick around to watch his non-chris material.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Was Chris trolled into making that video soliciting for lesbians?

 

[Mr. 0]

Was Chris trolled into making that video soliciting for lesbians?

Chris was trolled into existence by God because he was bored and needed to punish the world for creating The American Rabbit