Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

One of my favorite moments from the sonichu issues where Chris is in high school. He's a young, hip, thinly drawn and cool character who would stare for hours into a bathroom mirror so he could help remember his own face. Otherwise, when he reads R.L Stein, he has to imagine the protagonists as Sonichu characters. God help that boy...
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Okay, before you said that I legit thought that people were just talking shit about RLstine, but you convinced me to go look it up on the CWCKI. I felt I better share proof that chris CAN make his way through a book without pictures.
 
(...) At this point I realized something... his job is to be troll fodder. This is why he is the ultimate troll victim. He has evolved, through a capitalistic niche, to fill a void in the market. Bluespike was right all along... he is there to be tortured, mocked, bullied, tricked, and to earn the breadcrumbs he is thrown by weens and white knights.
I've stated here before: without the trolls he would be such more lonely.
And of course his concern extends only as far as asking other people to bail him out. Look at that vast room of toys and try to figure out how much money that represents.. That is money he made and didn't contribute to the household expenses.
Chris has transcended consooming. He went around capitalism so much that he's more close to a communist dictator than the average yuppie consumer.
 
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New artwork from Chris:
Holy fuck, that looks like shit. And to think people have been saying on here that Chris's artwork had improved, however slightly. This literally looks like a six-year-old did it, never mind a ten-year-old.

Also, why is Sonichu holding a Commodore logo? I thought that Chris was the goddess of that shit?
 
You ever look back on things and kinda feel like a terrible person? I mean, I haven't but just curious if anyone else has.
There's some video I can't find of Chris showing off his karate moves in his backyard. I remember watching that and it really hit me that this was just a child trapped in a man's body. 2007-2011 Chris at times really reminds me of my 8 year old self. That was probably the only time I've ever felt bad about things.
 
There's some video I can't find of Chris showing off his karate moves in his backyard. I remember watching that and it really hit me that this was just a child trapped in a man's body. 2007-2011 Chris at times really reminds me of my 8 year old self. That was probably the only time I've ever felt bad about things.
Is it this video?

Source: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Fighter
 
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