Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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CatParty said:
How much info did you give GameStop.
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All my fiend mentioned was that word about "some guy used pepper spray on a Gamestop employee there" and was asking to confirm if it happened at this location and if the employee was alright. He never mentioned anything about the CWCki forums or ED.

He mentioned to the employee about a video of the incident that was already on the Internet. From there the questions were simply short and basic without trying to sound intrusive (this incident was obviously something that Gamestop's legal department was going to have to handle on Monday, and he was just a guy working at a store). We didn't ask for anything like the victim's name or anything. Even my weeny friend knew that would be too ween to ask.
 
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Remember when this was the most flamboyant instance of Chris at a Gamestop?

edit: is this the same gamestop as in the video?

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Inept Sissy said:
"I hate the blue-arm'd 'hog,
And it is thought abroad that in Gamestops
He has sold quite well. I know not if't be true,
But I, for mere suspicion in that kind,
Will do, as if for surety. He holds me well;
The better shall my purpose work on him.
Sonic's a proper man. Let me see now:
To get his place, and to plume up my will
In double knavery. How? How? Let's see.
After some time, to walk into th'Gamestop
And paint th'imposter's arms tan.
The 'hog is of a free and open nature
That thinks men honest that but seem to be so;
And will as tenderly allow his arms be recolor'd
As asses do.
I have't! It is engendered! Hell and night
Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light."

from William Shakespeare's "Othello", Act I scene iii
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Chriago.
 
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Looks like this year or the beginning of next year might go out with a Sonic Bang

In all seriousness, I was expecting something like this would happen eventually given how much Chris hates dem blue arms. He did vandalize a display in the past after all.
 
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Honeyrabbit said:
Remember when this was the most flamboyant instance of Chris at a Gamestop?

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If not for the medallion, Chris could be any one of the many slighty overweight nerds that like video games. Not someone who stands out of the crowd and is easy to recognise.

He has no such luck now, that tomgirl outfit is about as subtle as wearing a giant warning sign around his neck.
 
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Ho Mo for Women said:
When and if Chris goes to court over this, I have to wonder what his defense is going to be:
"That male JERK provoked me! He is one of da damn Blue-Arms promoters! He is a dang dirty troll who wants to give me sensory overloads, and he is discriminating against an autistic lesbian tomgirl tranny!"
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If this does end up with charges to be heard in court, the Chandlers have already burned through Bob's life insurance and they're already chin-deep in debt (so no Robert Bell this time around). It'll be a Public Attorney representing Chris this time. I assume that Chris' Jerkop Jamboree from Halloween is still going to be in his file.

Folks, this very damn well could be the Endgame we all knew would come one day.
 
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I am honestly gobsmacked. Chris walked into a GameStop, from which Chris was banned, in a mall from which Chris was banned, vandalized store property and then maced or pepper-sprayed an employee. On one of the busier retail days of the year. While Chris and Barb are packing to move back to 14 BLC.

What the unearthly fuck was going through Chris's mind? Didn't Chris have more urgent shit to deal with than being the Joan of Arc of Blarms?
 
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Anyone else who calls Gamestop, mentions calling them, or lies about calling them in this thread will be banned from the thread and given a warning for being a ween. We already have had someone call, anything else is just harassing people who are trying to do their jobs.
 
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