Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[Coldgrip]

Which is sad if true about the american justice system.

Not trying to be a downer, but there's no "if".

 

[MrsFrizzle]

The Tumblr video was posted yesterday, just to keep the timeline straight. ("Posted on 26th December, 2:29 pm" is what the Tumblr date/time header says.)

Also, all I want for the third day of Christmas is for this thread not to devolve into a discussion of the merits and faults of the US justice system, or indeed that of any nation.

 

[Shadow]

I hope that GS employee presses charges.

There's also a part of me that wonders if any of those GS employees, especially the assaulted one, know who Chris is. It would be great if he came out of the woodwork and joined the forum to shed some light on his plans and his knowledge of Chris from any past experiences.

 

[applecat]

I'm sorry, but can we talk about these boots for a minute?

 

[slep]

If and when Chris does get locked up again, I have to wonder if they're going to be able to afford the bail. Chris may be staying in jail a lot longer than he thinks.

If Chris acts up like he said he did the first time he was jailed, he's going to end up seeing a lot of guards rushing into his cell wearing full riot gear playing "Kick The Autistic" and spend the rest of the night restrained to a chair with a stinky spit-hood over his head.

 

[MACH-IV]

Cops gonna throw another innocent white male lesbo in jail. It's Ferguson times ten.

 

[Count Olaf]

1) They actually have a tool for this? Wow... hello Big Brother.

2) Chris acted like a bitch and sprayed an employee with mace... or more specifically, the employee's shirt and hands from what we can see. If he is going to be charged with something, I doubt it warrants the cops storming his house this late at night and throwing him in the clink. At earliest, the cops are going to drop by Casa de Chandler tomorrow and have to deal with the Charb.

Why DID he mace that employee anyway? It doesn't look like he was coming at Chris at all. Chris was leaving, and he just. . .randomly pepper sprays him. I"m just trying to figure out the reasoning behind it. Yeah, I know considering this is Chris we're talking about that's a futile effort, but I can't help but wonder.

 

[melty]

I never ever thought I would say this phrase, but here goes: I regret not buying a Sonichu medallion when I had the chance. I feel like OPL might be tied up for awhile.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Those glasses thou.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

so earlier today i said i saw 2014 as a time when things would begin to change, although into what i had no idea

this was a possibility i never thought of when i said that. holy shit.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I'm sorry, but can we talk about these boots for a minute?

Are they tan Uggs (or K-Mart versions of same)? The knee-length denim skirt was what caught my eye. It made Chris look like a superannuated Christian homeschooler.

 

[Count Olaf]

I'm sorry, but can we talk about these boots for a minute?

I-I-I-I-I-I dont even know. That whole outfit is just so completely horrendous and autistic that it's beyond words. And those glasses just take the whole thing to a level beyond even that.

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

Christ, those fucking glasses. A lot of people who start to change their gender presentation will go through an awkward, "adolescent" phase of dressing themselves while they develop presentation-appropriate fashion sense, but Chris's presentation isn't even adolescent; it's pure "six-year-old with a toy dress-up kit and Mommy's closet."

She barely had any fashion sense when she was male.

 

[Marvin]

I never ever thought I would say this phrase, but here goes: I regret not buying a Sonichu medallion when I had the chance. I feel like OPL might be tied up for awhile.

They're collectors items now.

 

[Apocalypso]

I'm sorry, but can we talk about these boots for a minute?

The same ones...

Spoiler

 

[LordCustos3]

What the unearthly fuck was going through Chris's mind?

A high-pitched whirring noise, interrupted by flashing images of blue arms and erect phalluses.
Because obviously, of all the things going through his mind, "thoughts" aren't one of them.

Didn't Chris have more urgent shit to deal with than being the Joan of Arc of Blarms?

Sad thing: No. No, he has nothing else in his life but The Holy Crusade against The Imposter Sanic. Nothing at all.

 

[Count Olaf]

I never ever thought I would say this phrase, but here goes: I regret not buying a Sonichu medallion when I had the chance. I feel like OPL might be tied up for awhile.

I think he STILL has medallions to make and ship. But now they might never be made. Oh well.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I'm sorry, but can we talk about these boots for a minute?

ugh, dark blue stockings under jeans shirts along with some wierd looking boots?
I have no background in fashion and that shit makes me cringe.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

The same ones...

Spoiler

They don't look good with any gender's attire. That is some fugly footwear.

 

[slep]

Chris really puts the "UGG!" in Uggs, doesn't he?

Okay, I tried to avoid saying it cuz it seemed too ironic, but what the Hell.

Chris started his infamy wearing stripes, and he'll go out wearing stripes as well.