Chris compared to other Lolcows

[BigAltheGreat921]

If this fits better in the "Lolcow General" board feel free to move it there.

Anyways, judging from what I've read about other Lolcows on this forum, it seems many of them make Chris look tame in comparison. Not to mention some of the artwork I've seen looks worse than Sonichu. Not to but Chris isn't a very likeable person and has done a lot of bad things, but are these other denizens of ED worse than him (and maybe deserve more vitriol)?

 

[The Knife]

I think part of the appeal with Chris is that other lolcows are one-trick ponies. The sheer variety of weirdness Chris produces gives him amazing unpredictability. You never know what turn he's going to take next.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I have seen people on the net worse then Chris. Some are complete scumbags who deserve to be beaten , some having much more disturbing fetishes, and some look even more freakish than chris.

What makes Chris the biggest lolcow of them all is simply the fact of how he handled the trolls. He lost his shit and gave them a ton of tmi bout himself, he fell for almost EVERY troll plan, but most importantly, his outbursts were/are lulzy and entertaining. No matter what lulz spills from these lolcows, none of them will ever provide as much entertainment and content Chris has.

*edit* knife beat me to the punch

 

[Himawari]

Chris is like a cuddly teddy bear compared to lolcows the likes of Nick Bate and Zoojay.

A retarded, smelly teddy bear with but a teddy bear nonetheless.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris is...
- Harmless
- Seems incapable of learning
- Has a huge ego that mends itself even after taking a massive blow
- He's not a very good person so remorse is less of an issue when trolling him
- His level of entitlement is so high it's almost a superpower
- Cognitive dissonance to the extreme
- He's really fucking stupid
- He reacts to almost anything
- Anyone who has tried to help him became so sick of his attitude that they either walked away or became a troll themselves

He really is amazing. He is the perfect lolcow. He actually creates trolls.

 

[Wall of Originals]

There is a mythos not just about his crappy fictional universe, but of him as well. He has a lot of staying power because he never learns and still keeps going back to the internet. And as far as I know, other lolcows haven't been in trouble with the law like he has. Correct me if I am wrong.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Other lolcows have the ability to change. Starprincess is a dear friend of mine. She has a job, her own house, goes to school. I can't even tell you what a great friend she is. When I was doing my radiation therapy and all that crap she was there for me every day. She was amazing. Like, I can't even imagine Chris coming out of his hoard for Anna in her time of need. Think about it. If Anna (god forbid- I would never wish it on anyone) suddenly developed a tumor, would he be there holding her hand and making her laugh? I seriously doubt it.

 

[Picklepower]

Chris's overconfidence and gullibility really made him, lol. He is the true king of the Lolcows.

 

[UndeadPotato]

I think part of the appeal with Chris is that other lolcows are one-trick ponies. The sheer variety of weirdness Chris produces gives him amazing unpredictability. You never know what turn he's going to take next.

This is definitely a part of it for me. I lose interest in Chris for a little more than a year, come back, and he always does something wacky and new.

 

[QI 541]

Find me another lolcow dumb enough to smash his own PS3, expecting thousands of dollars for the deed.

 

[The Nameless One]

CWC is the only lolcow who I bother to read anything about. In fact...

There is a mythos not just about his crappy fictional universe, but of him as well

"mythos" is probably the best word to describe his appeal. Chris makes you laugh and cry, makes you feel schadenfreude and pity in equal measure, has delusional dreams and life-arresting self-revelations... Weird fetishes, conversations with voices in his head, cartoonishly heroic/villainous plots, and an entire cast of supporting characters ]P . While other lolcows come across as little different from any random angry person on the Internet, CWC rages in a barely-intelligible language all of his own.

People talk about fantasy authors' skill at "world-building," and there is a whole world that has been built around the past greater than half a decade of CWC's life--and a backstory that stretches back to even before his birth.

Chris is Harry Potter. Chris is A Song of Ice and Fire.

 

[Some JERK]

Chris's gullibility and ego-fueled tard-rages resulted in so much content that you can't read all about it or watch it all in a day. You really get drawn into it and before you know it, you're hooked.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Comparisons? Please!

BOW DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING (level up) KING!

 

[The Dude]

Other lolcows have the ability to change. Starprincess is a dear friend of mine. She has a job, her own house, goes to school. I can't even tell you what a great friend she is. When I was doing my radiation therapy and all that crap she was there for me every day. She was amazing. Like, I can't even imagine Chris coming out of his hoard for Anna in her time of need. Think about it. If Anna (god forbid- I would never wish it on anyone) suddenly developed a tumor, would he be there holding her hand and making her laugh? I seriously doubt it.

"Hmm...Yeah, I sympathize with your tumor, but at least you haven't had the bad reputation feelings that I have, having your once good name dragged through the MUD, PISS, BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS and much Heart Hurtings like I have. Now when are you going to send out one of your Utah female friends to me to be my girlfriend from-the-ground-up?"

 

[Zim]

Cwc is the ever evolving bar to judge all other lolcows against. He's both the high bar and low bar at the same time. His ability to be a complete loser is unmatched and he has the legions of "fans" to prove it. I don't even know if it's possible to know of any lolcow and not know of Chris and even other lolcows have occasionally mentioned how they're glad they aren't him.

It would take all the stars in the sky aligning for another idiot to be born who can compare to Chris's stupidity, gullibility, and persistance.

 

[Charon]

Chris is not as bad as Zoojay or Nick Bate.

He is worse than Pixyteri and DrMusic2.

He is still terrible however.

 

[CatParty]

chris is the lolcow that all other lolcows will ever be compared to. every lolcow discovered is always seemingly introduced as "the next chris chan?!"
chris is for the most part harmless. he is kind of like internet folklore. and evey time you think he's dried up, he just comes back with crazier stuff.

 

[Watcher]

Chris is a lot more child-like than most other lolcows. Like other lolcows are disgusting and make fools of themselves but they're also extremely depraved and make you wish the Welfare system was better refined. With Chris you see a 30 year old with a squeaky voice telling you to "STAY STRAIGHT". It's just really funny and most of his novelty is just how much he ruins his own life with his stupidity.

 

[Android raptor]

Other lolcows have the ability to change. Starprincess is a dear friend of mine. She has a job, her own house, goes to school. I can't even tell you what a great friend she is. When I was doing my radiation therapy and all that crap she was there for me every day. She was amazing. Like, I can't even imagine Chris coming out of his hoard for Anna in her time of need. Think about it. If Anna (god forbid- I would never wish it on anyone) suddenly developed a tumor, would he be there holding her hand and making her laugh? I seriously doubt it.

This is OT, but I have a friend who used to be friends with her, and last I heard she was just retreating deeper and deeper into her fantasy world and in general didn't really have her shit together. This was as of maybe spring '12 at the latest. How is she now? You say she has her own house, does that mean she finally got away from her family (who I hear were kind of shit and probably contributed to her mental silliness)? That's good if she's finally getting her shit together, she always struck me as being out there and immature but not a completely terrible person like Chris or others.

On topic, I think Chris has become such a phenomenon due to a combination of the sheer amount and variety of content he's produced, just how ridiculous he is, and his staying power. He's definitely not as awful as Nick Bate or the zoophiles, and in a way that makes him more enjoyable to watch because he's more hilarious than he is enraging (though he can definitely be enraging at times).

 

[CatParty]

C With Chris you see a 30 year old with a squeaky voice telling you to "STAY STRAIGHT".

don't forget he's in drag as he's saying this