Chris compared to other Lolcows

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silky said:
Have you got links? Can't seem to find anything about her and I'd like to read more!
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There's a thread on her in the lolcow forum here: viewtopic.php?f=21&t=1492

It's pretty long and, iirc, started off pretty slow, but the current chapter of her life, which imo is the most interesting/amusing/worrying so far, started when she got her IRL boyfriend: viewtopic.php?f=21&t=1492&p=90328#p90328
That's when she really started doxing. (Half the time when she mentions her IRL boyfriend she calls him "[first name] [last name] from [city], [state].")

silky said:
Back on topic... I think Chris is the best lolcow just from the shear amount of information on him. I mean you could spend days immersed in the CWCki. Plus, despite his (many) flaws, he's much less rage inducing than other people out there.
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Oh, definitely. I feel like there may be others following in his footsteps in the future, though... for example, if SammyClassicSonicFan keeps going on the way he has, there will definitely be a massive Frickipedia someday. But Chris will always be the True and Honest original.
 
The thing I find with Chris is that he's been a lolcow pretty much all his life. Hell, his life has been split into "sagas", which is something you rarely see with other lolcows. Most just grow out of it, but Chris is fucking 30 years old and still acts like a goddamn child. He surrounds himself in toys and games and goes insane when he doesn't get what he wants.
I mean, sure he changes, but never for the good. He's always going to be the same idiot, just becoming a different "type" of idiot.
He always makes the same stupid mistakes. He will never learn. This is exactly why he's perfect to troll, and why it's gone on for years. Look how many people have been able to successfully troll him, making him believe that they're a girl who actually wants him? He's been harassed for so long and just recently he actually put another video out there. Even though he knows (or probably doesn't know) that it'll get picked at and made fun of constantly.
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
bungholio said:
Chris is the one true lolcow. The perfect storm of autism and shitty parenting.
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He cultivated the first generation of lolcows.
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and wizards, and bronies, and loveshys....
 
Compared to other lol-cows, one can say Chris is tame compared to them. You have lol-cows with disturbing fetishes such as scat, you got lol-cows who defend rape or harass people for being cis-scum beings who don't agree with their view. As far as Chris goes, he's just a fat, lazy guy who is autistic with a Sonic recolor. As someone else has said, some of these other lol-cows are just one-trick ponies. Chris on the other hand can not do much harm aside from making empty threats and being a gullible fool.
 
Yeah Chris isn't an example of the worst, most depraved Lolcow, he's just the funniest. Like I don't even think A log would say he is worse then Zoojay, or Bate.
 
Picklepower said:
Yeah Chris isn't an example of the worst, most depraved Lolcow, he's just the funniest. Like I don't even think A log would say he is worse then Zoojay, or Bate.
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Yeah, if anything, people like Zoojay and Bate are horror-cows who make people cringe. Chris and say, A-Log on the other hand are lol-cows who make you laugh.
 
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