Chris compared to other Lolcows

[Silver]

It would take all the stars in the sky aligning for another idiot to be born who can compare to Chris's stupidity, gullibility, and persistance.

Chris could have a kid.

 

[Watcher]

Could you imagine another Lolcow doing something like this?

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The funniest aspect of this video to me is how Grimace being autistic is just a joke Family Guy made but Chris treats it like Gospel truth.

Chris could have a kid.

Any child Chris would have would likely turn out way better than he did.

Imagine your father was the internet's village idiot and how you'd grow up in that person's shadow.

 

[The Dude]

C With Chris you see a 30 year old with a squeaky voice telling you to "STAY STRAIGHT".

don't forget he's in drag as he's saying this

And he owns MLP toys, including the classic ones. And he's put things up his bum.

 

[4Macie]

Chris could have a kid.

Any child Chris would have would likely turn out way better than he did.

Imagine your father was the internet's village idiot and how you'd grow up in that person's shadow.

1) if Chris ever gets a girl to give him kids, I'll do something drastic... not sure what yet, but I'll video tape it and post it on whatever forums are around at that time (suggestions?)
2) could you imagine if Chris had a kid though? that kid would either be fucked up, dead because of Chris, or better yet, turn out to be a genius who hates their father. I reeeally hope that he never has kids, but if he has to, I really hope that kid is smart as fuck and completely hates the shit out of "daddy".

 

[UndeadPotato]

C With Chris you see a 30 year old with a squeaky voice telling you to "STAY STRAIGHT".

don't forget he's in drag as he's saying this

And he owns MLP toys, including the classic ones. And he's put things up his bum.

To be fair, I have browsed some conservative Christian websites and many of them say that pegging is acceptable between a married man and woman, and not evidence of homosexuality.

 

[Watcher]

To be fair, I have browsed some conservative Christian websites and many of them say that pegging is acceptable between a married man and woman, and not evidence of homosexuality.

I think that can be more evenly associated with ignorance since most Christians don't understand sodomy in the Bible includes blowjobs.

 

[CatParty]

To be fair, I have browsed some conservative Christian websites and many of them say that pegging is acceptable between a married man and woman, and not evidence of homosexuality.

I think that can be more evenly associated with ignorance since most Christians don't understand sodomy in the Bible includes blowjobs.

the bible knows how to party

 

[4Macie]

To be fair, I have browsed some conservative Christian websites and many of them say that pegging is acceptable between a married man and woman, and not evidence of homosexuality.

I think that can be more evenly associated with ignorance since most Christians don't understand sodomy in the Bible includes blowjobs.

O_o Gasp, I did not know that. I learn something new every day on these forums. Thanks Chris.

Other lolcows have the ability to change. Starprincess is a dear friend of mine. She has a job, her own house, goes to school. I can't even tell you what a great friend she is. When I was doing my radiation therapy and all that crap she was there for me every day. She was amazing. Like, I can't even imagine Chris coming out of his hoard for Anna in her time of need. Think about it. If Anna (god forbid- I would never wish it on anyone) suddenly developed a tumor, would he be there holding her hand and making her laugh? I seriously doubt it.

I have no idea who StarPrincess is... and I know very few other lolcows (unfortunately). But you're point is still sound. If any of Chris's friends needed him for anything other than drawing them a picture (and even then...) he'd demand that they come to him so that they may assist him and maybe get over whatever their problem is. "Oh, you have w-what? Cancer? Oh, we- well I did a lemonade stand for cancer. You- you should, I say you should come to my house. It'd be- an (stress sigh) honor if you did, so you can see me. I'm sure the honor is more on your side." and then "WHY HAVEN'T YOU COME TO SEE ME! I'M ANGRY! ARE YOU A TROLL OR A FRIEND?!"

 

[The Fair Lady]

He's a big, dumb, harmless animal compared to someone like Nick Bate. So he is quite literally a cow.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The way he himself and thinks it's a normal thing to do is unmatched. He's the first person I ever found on the net that shits himself in an almost regular basis.

It's magnificent. It's awesome. It's shit.

 

[cypocryphy]

Chris is the one true lolcow. The perfect storm of autism and shitty parenting.

 

[loudman]

Chris is a perfect storm of everything. I could be wrong on this but I don't think there's as nearly as much content spawned from any other lolcow in comparison to both that of Chris himself and those interested in him. He's just utterly fascinating in how he has blundered through his life, and just as you think you've heard the last of him, he turns up out of nowhere being a dumbass all over again.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chris is like the Mario of lolcows.

 

[Silver]

Chris is like the Mario of lolcows.

DAT'S NOT FAIR, SONIC IS - SONIC IS BETTUR!

 

[theobservdr]

The thing is when viewing lets say Reymon14 sure he has his moments, but it just isn't the same, you can't get him riled up, he doesn't do the videos going after various trolls etc. But in a sense some of the stuff is pretty funny seeing that he is a WWE fanboy.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: Chris compared to BurgerQueef

If this fits better in the "Lolcow General" board feel free to move it there.

Anyways, judging from what I've read about other Lolcows on this forum, it seems many of them make Chris look tame in comparison. Not to mention some of the artwork I've seen looks worse than Sonichu. Not to but Chris isn't a very likeable person and has done a lot of bad things, but are these other denizens of ED worse than him (and maybe deserve more vitriol)?

Definitely.
Take, for example, Brett Keane.
Even though Brett'tard and Chris'tard both have all the same deep character flaws; the two major key and crucial difference between them are:

• 1) Chris occasionally inflicts selfish and evil acts on the universe but doesn't seem to know any better ; Brett constantly inflicts selfish and evil acts on the universe but does them the malice of forethought.
• 2) Chris is doofy and silly and almost charms you back into feeling sorry for him ; Brett has all the warmth of a shark that runs for office as a Tea-Party paleoconservative, and is anti-charm personified.

End result....
Trolling Chris led to lulz with a touch of remorse. Tolling Brett leads to justice and a feeling of a job well done.

Behold: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Brett_Keane King Pigdog, aka The Most Hated Man on YouTube.
To put it into perspective....Brett's ED page only covers a fraction of his douchetastic behavior. Only a Fraction.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Chris is like the Mario of lolcows.

DO THE CWC
SWING YOUR FLAB FROM SIDE TO SIDE

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Well, unlike other LOLcows who learn after a while not to feed the trolls, our dear friend Christian is too..... how do I put this..... incompetent to learn otherwise. In the earlier years, he would believe anybody, but he now has zero trust.

 

[Himawari]

The more I get immersed in Roseology the more I think that she's a lot like Chris. A somehow lovable/sympathetic trainwreck, who consistently doxes herself and the people around her; completely screwed up by shitty parentage (on top of whatever other problems she has - autism??); pointedly ignores anyone who exceeds the Hurtful Truth Level; freaks the hell out whenever someone or something endangers her ideal fantasyworld... And just today she posted a fanfic in which she lives a happy candyland life with her heartsweet (who is obviously an abominable manipulative scumbag) while all the staffers she hates at her therapy program got fired.

I am torn between wanting to see her genuinely get better and wanting to see exactly how far she'll end up falling.

 

[silky]

The more I get immersed in Roseology the more I think that she's a lot like Chris. A somehow lovable/sympathetic trainwreck, who consistently doxes herself and the people around her; completely screwed up by shitty parentage (on top of whatever other problems she has - autism??); pointedly ignores anyone who exceeds the Hurtful Truth Level; freaks the hell out whenever someone or something endangers her ideal fantasyworld... And just today she posted a fanfic in which she lives a happy candyland life with her heartsweet (who is obviously an abominable manipulative scumbag) while all the staffers she hates at her therapy program got fired.

Have you got links? Can't seem to find anything about her and I'd like to read more!

Back on topic... I think Chris is the best lolcow just from the shear amount of information on him. I mean you could spend days immersed in the CWCki. Plus, despite his (many) flaws, he's much less rage inducing than other people out there.