Chris court appearance

[TurdFondler]

I'm not at all surprised Chris acted the way he did. Every other run in with the law has left him entirely unscathed so showing up to court and acting a fool is pretty much his go-to routine now. Prison might actually give him time to reflect, and for once he will be out of reach of trolls and weens.

 

[Pringles Can]

I like how as the internet becomes even more degenerate, Chris manages to stay relevant. Truly the GOAT cow.

A true lolcow knows how to change with the times and stay relevant. Gotta give chris credit for that

 

[Jazz never died!]

JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've always thought that Chris updates were dead. A small happening here, some sperghetti there. I legitimately thought that Chris would go out with a whimper, but no; he decided to go out with the biggest bang of all time. The merge is on. Lol.

"The biggest bang" - literally fucking your mother.

 

[make_it_so]

I think if he has CP it's probably just loli, I don't think he's tech savvy enough to figure out how to actually attain anything unless he somehow came across it on the clear web by happenstance

I believe loli is still considered child porn in the state of Virginia,

 

[CRUBRANGERLSTEINZHAJJAVIF]

if i lived in virginia i'd be committing a crime right now so that i could get a chance to cut chris chan up with a razor blade glued to a tooth brush

 

[PCA]

I wonder if Chris will lose his Tugboat if he is convicted of this crime.

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

he will be out of reach of trolls and weens.

He'll have bigger problems while locked up.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Chris literally is not trans, god if these people did basic fucking research they would know hes just pretending for clout

Chris is a fucking tranny.
If he was merley pretending did why did he go out of his way to CARVE AN UNCLIT ON HIS GRUNDLE?
and why would he listen to sex changing hypno thereapy?

 

[Banditotron]

Prison might actually give him time to reflect, and for once he will be out of reach of trolls and weens.

Just you wait until some spazz gets himself incarcerated in the same place that Chris ends up. Le Epik Trolls are an unavoidable constant.

Chris is a fucking tranny.
If he was merley pretending did why did he go out of his way to CARVE AN UNCLIT ON HIS GRUNDLE?
and why would he listen to sex changing hypno thereapy?

Yeah honestly. This "no true Scotsman" shit about Chris somehow not being a true and honest tranny is sheer cope. The man thinks he's a woman: is that any different from any other tranny?

 

[LUNEKO]

Nearly every state is like this, due to Social Security is a Federal program. Plus, a few other countries.

It was originally intended for those who are unable to keep working, but the tards get in on it because they can barely keep a job.

You see i don't mind tards getting some tax money if it helps them to keep afloat that's fine by me because its very obvious that keeping or finding a job that can tolerate retardation is hard (but not impossible).
The problem here its Chris himself because that tugboat has gone to nothing but legos, amiibos and other pop-culture consumerism shit things that will never benefit the state itself but some shady corporation on the other side of the world and even in best case scenario they are all going into Chris hoard, that he never planned on selling and probably wishes to be buried with, it's not like he's buying tools to help him in some creative endeavor (he has shown no interest in continuing his comic for years now) or some business plan, its all collectibles that have no value outside of that. Chris worked officially in a real job for a total of 3 days and never again, Chris entire life has generated negative value for his community. And even at this point you could say that he could still not work a day on his life and still generate value to his community trough good relationships or some other benefit to provide to people close to him or his fans, but no, he repaid the kindness of the world by raping his mother and lying to every single poor soul that would try to extend their hand in aid (I.E Null)

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

Chris Chan should be forced to work around children as punishment

Say that again, but slowly...

 

[Chazzed Up]

He's making it obvious that he's far more worried about his toys than his elderly, dementia-ridden mother. There's not an ounce of regret, remorse, or any signs that he even understands what the fuck he's done wrong.

Couldn't that cut both ways though? On the one hand it could make him look like a remorseless sociopath, but it could also portray him as so mentally regressed that he just cares about his toys like a child. To those that don't know his larger history anyway. Still, most harmlessly childlike tards don't rape people. He's no Lennie, that is pretty clear to even the uninitiated.

 

[NoonmanR]

Chris is a fucking tranny.
If he was merley pretending did why did he go out of his way to CARVE AN UNCLIT ON HIS GRUNDLE?
and why would he listen to sex changing hypno thereapy?

Even after all this shit, i still believe he's just faking. It's just while being a tranny hasn't brought him any pussy, it has brought he friends and enablers. No way he's going to give up on that now, is he?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think the only way they'd let him anywhere near kids is if they roll out the old victorian-era stocks from a museum, put him in them, and give kids a crate of rotten tomatoes to throw at him.

Rotten Tomatoes? No.

Rotten Pickles? Yes.

Just you wait until some spazz gets himself incarcerated in the same place that Chris ends up. Le Epik Trolls are an unavoidable constant.

Well one more fucking idiot removed from society never did anybody any harm.

 

[Rukario]

Just you wait until some spazz gets himself incarcerated in the same place that Chris ends up. Le Epik Trolls are an unavoidable constant.

Lets just hope he gets put in a cell with someone who is sane, otherwise after they've served their sentences there will be two idiots instead of one in this world going on constantly about a Dimensional Merge.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Just you wait until some spazz gets himself incarcerated in the same place that Chris ends up. Le Epik Trolls are an unavoidable constant.

No... no, Chris won't be around weens. He will be around people who will get sick of his shit really fast though and be made into someone's bitch.

 

[Whaler]

This is 100% going to bite Chris in the ass in the very near future. Not only is he making himself a completely unlikeable asshole in front of the judge. He's making it obvious that he's far more worried about his toys than his elderly, dementia-ridden mother. There's not an ounce of regret, remorse, or any signs that he even understands what the fuck he's done wrong.

Sure, this case was already absolutely not going to be easy for him from the start, but Chris seems determined to make it as hard as possible. Shine on, you crazy sperg.

He knows what he's done wrong, he knows raping his own mother was a crime. The problem is that Chris has always gotten away with his smaller crimes because of his tard mentality. Look at how and what he told/asked the judge, he wanted them to let him go get his stuff and bring it back to his house like it was nothing. He honestly believes this is going to blow over soon and he'll be out in time for the next ponycon, and he believes he's correct with that line of reasoning because that's how it has been for his entire life.

 

[Trombonista]

If he was merley pretending did why did he go out of his way to CARVE AN UNCLIT ON HIS GRUNDLE?

Because he's an idiot who has no understanding of female anatomy?

 

[Shanndog]

This first court appearance certainly doesn't disappoint.

>Throwing a tantrum because of toys when he is charged with a significant crime
>Making demands because of toys
>Interrupting
>Interrupting THE JUDGE because of IT'S MAM

This will be the trial of the century.

yep ! i told yall, lol i have a feeling this is a gonna be a fiasco of a court case trial LOL get the popcorn, sit back and watch the show its gonna be a doozy