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I drempt that I was reading an article about a prototype modular hybrid laptop-pda which was never put into production. It was a proprietary, modular system made by a company that I think was supposed to be Vtech. The article said that Vtech was aiming for a new market segment, outside their specialty of toys and edutainment (sort of like Atari Lab's breif flirtation with entering the medical IT equipment industry). One of the codenames/perspecive product names for one of the components was PandaHalo.
 
Sorry for the bump, but I had a rather bizarre dream last night that Chris was holding a contest called the "Sweetheart Challenge", in which he had potential heartsweets stay with him to see who would be best for him (i.e. who would do the most things he wanted, although oddly there was nothing explicit). I don't know if there was a trolling plan involved, but people seemed to make a competition of it to see who could tolerate being with him the longest.

I lasted until 3pm the following day.

My friend was with me, thankfully, and I managed to tolerate watching some goshawful CGI Care Bears movie with him and Barb (in a surprisingly clean house) in which he had a rage fit and yelled "WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP" when I was talking to my friend during the film. Barb didn't actually say or do anything; I think she had been mentally defeated at that point (or possibly dead, who knows any more?).

The breaking point was when we were playing Worms over the PSN (he was in his room on his PSTriple and I had a PS3 set up outside in the garden for some reason, but it was more like a courtyard), and he perved on me sat outside in my pyjamas. My friend and I bolted at that point, and she managed to get a job with a high-profile vidya company due to her experience in the industry.

...I don't know either.
 
A couple nights ago I think I had a Chris-related dream, or related to some lolcow. (I was reading the Nick Bale thread right before falling asleep.) I can't even remember, and I don't remember most of the events of the dream, but it ended up with me getting shot in the back and escaping to some nasty cluttered house that may have been 14BC? And then while at gunpoint the shooter (who I feel like might have been Cole) allowed me to just calmly use the phone so I called my physician's office before I realized that it might be more efficient to dial 911 instead.

I really don't remember anything about the dream in clarity, except that I got shot in my back, just below my left shoulder blade, and I was illogically chill about my very likely fatal bullet wound.
 
Oh man. I had the ultimate Chris dream this morning.

Chris somehow relayed this dirty note to me, which was on the back of a shopping list for my mom. Something about "semen" was on the dirty note. He told me to go to Kinkos (its a copy place in the states, I think it goes by the name of "Fed Ex Office" now) or else.

Unfortunately, I had to drag mom with me that day, I guess because her shopping list was on the front of the note. So we sit down at a computer at Kinkos, and I turn it on, and all of a sudden all these dirty images begin flashing on the monitor, some nudes of Chris, some nudes of other people. As I was going "aggh! Make it stop!" and trying to restart the computer, Chris approached me. He was wearing the "gay trucker outfit". He said something to me, or was about to, but then he began to waddle away. I yelled, "STOP HIM! HE MESSED UP THE COMPUTER! HE'S A CREEP! STOP HIM!" and the lady working at Kinkos chased him down. Everybody who was left in the store began to whoop and holler, relieved that Chris may finally be stopped. They were all people who lived in Charlottesville, who was sick of Chris' shit. I had to explain to my mom who Chris was, that he was a creep that bothered people, and he's been banned from places (I didn't mention the autism though).

So the Kinkos lady comes back in, with Chris hog-tied on a rolling chair, I think. Everybody in the store cheered some more, and maybe even said, "they finally got him!" I turned to this attractive man who was next to me, and said that my name on the cwcki board was "sparklemilhouse". He didn't understand what the f I was talking about, so I didn't get to meet one of you guys in my dream.

So it was the ultimate Chris dream because he got arrested.
 
I have actually had a recurring dream about meeting Chris and discovering that he was just a troll all along and just a really cool guy. This is disturbing to me on a number of levels I won't even go into.
 
One time I dreamt Chris was chasing me with an ax, but halfway he got tired, threw down the ax, and flew away on sonichu's back. I have weird dreams....
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Odd dream, kind of a passing "reference".

Chris' face and head, in tomgirl mode -- stubble, bright pink lipstick. It was a flat image, to be used as one of the textures for some kind of FPS-like player model. The impression was that I was looking at an inside joke by the game's developers and the actual resource name was circumspect and did not actually name him.
 
A few years ago I had this dream I was a hot chick in a maze filled with water. I met Chris and he must have pissed in the water or something because it made the chlorine around his groin turn blue.
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
A few years ago I had this dream I was a hot chick in a maze filled with water. I met Chris and he must have pissed in the water or something because it made the chlorine around his groin turn blue.
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Perhaps you and Chris share a telepathic link of some kind.
 
cubesandcubes said:
Perhaps you and Chris share a telepathic link of some kind.
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That would explain why in my dreams God is promising me weird shit.

"BEHOLD YOUR WHITE DAUGHTER CRYSTAL THAT I PROMISE TO BLESS YOU WITH. SOON I SHALL SEND YOU A GIRL TO BEAR THIS DIVINE CHILD"

"God, there are at least 3 things fucked up about what you just said."
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
cubesandcubes said:
Perhaps you and Chris share a telepathic link of some kind.
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That would explain why in my dreams God is promising me weird shit.

"BEHOLD YOUR WHITE DAUGHTER CRYSTAL THAT I PROMISE TO BLESS YOU WITH. SOON I SHALL SEND YOU A GIRL TO BEAR THIS DIVINE CHILD"

"God, there are at least 3 things fucked up about what you just said."
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you should reject god as well
 
I had an awesome Chris dream the other day. Cwcki will want to hear about this I said. Then I forgot I had to reregister and forgot what it was :cry:
 
I had a dream once where I needed shelter, and passed some house and I knew chris lived in it. I did not care and crashed into slumber in a guest room. Once I woke up, I noticed that Chris was outside and people were trowing things at him, but he just stood there. Then I got out and drove them all off. After that I lived there and he was folowing me around like a slow in da mind dog.

...Now that I think about it, it's like the plot of "bad santa"
 
Had one today where I found out that Chris was finally going to be on "Hoarders". I thought, "that is going to be the most highest rated episode of Hoarders ever."
 
I had one last night were I went to Ruckersville (apparently straying away from a group for a trip or something), and found Classic Chris at a store. We sat down at a table and I tried to spark up a conversation with him (because the whole thing was a trolling plan to get into Chris' house), but some JULAYfags outside the window started to point at Chris, almost like they were saying "There he is!" I tried to signal them not to come inside, but they did anyway. Chris didn't notice any of this because he was too focused on talking about his Pokemans. I guess I tried to get them out of there, but a fistfight started between them and some guys from the forum (though I'm not sure who. I just knew that they were from the forum). By the time the fight finished, Chris had left. Then me and my friend went to The GAMe PLACe (which looked nothing like the real thing, and neither did Snyder).
 
I had OPL make an appearance in my dreams over a year ago. He was clad in Classic regalia and had the "dead-fish" stare on his face as he stood across the room from me. What happened next is somewhat confounding to me: Me opened his arms and began to slowly lurch across the room to me until I awoke. That's it.
 
I had another one.

This dream was a video of Chris documenting his birthday / the birthday of his friend. It began with Chris and a number of unnamed spergs exceptional individuals gathered around a simple birthday cake. There were no candles. Chris made a speech - I can't remember what he said - then cut the cake, shared it, and for the next minute or so the video turned into facial close-ups of people nomming the cake. Then everybody wobbled out, and the camera began to follow an extremely obese woman in a wheelchair. I could hear Chris whispering behind the camera, "I don't want to end up like her".

My white knight is showing. |:(
 
God, I had one last night. It was actually legitimately fucking terrifying. I guess I must have been in their house where I obviously wasn't supposed to be, or something, but I DO remember distinctly that it ended with me hiding in a crawlspace just as Barb approached. I could see her shadow under the door and hear the handle jiggling, and then I woke up. I don't remember being so frightened by a dream in a LONG time and that it was Barb/Chris related just fucking pissed me off and confused me.
 
I had my first articulate dream about Chris last night.

Basically, for some reason I was staying at my parents' house and we decided to let Chris stay in our guest room, just as a nice gesture or something. However, he smelled really awful, so we opened up all the windows in the house to air it out but that just made things worse as his stench just circulated throughout the house when the wind blew. It was sickening.

I put a star on this post because it's the first time I ever smelled anything in one of my dreams.
 
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