LGBT Chris filed for a legal name change (update: the judgement is in)

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What a great idea,paying for something useless that aint gonna change shit because everybody except his asspaters call him Chris and nobody except himself really care about it.But hey,at least he did something to achieve his goal and Pristine Christine will sleep better,(or regret it in a couple of years)


At least it's not Ricardo
 
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LazarusOwenhart said:
Ok Americans enlighten me. In the UK this is done by mail and it's called a Deed Poll. You prove that you are who you say you are with a few documents sent in an envelope and they send you a certificate that gives you a new legal name, easy. It'll only EVER get rejected if you try and change your name to something genuinely offensive like "Killmuslims McHolocaust". So in America he has to go to court, will this be a simple process or will he actually have to explain to a judge WHY he wants the name change because if so this is certainly something a field agent needs to go and watch.
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You go to your county's courthouse, file some paperwork, and pay some fees. Most courts have waiting periods, some have public notice requirements. I thiiiink all you need with you is a birth certificate. And you don't need a good reason to change your name, just a reason that you can put on the form. Judges don't care unless it's fraud or evasion.
 
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Galvatron said:
I only hope he one day regrets this .

And I am never going to call him that. It's "Chris" forever.
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Me too.

Dain Bramage said:
AFAIK, you can unofficially change your name to whatever you want by just telling your friends "call me Weedlord BonerHitler from now on". But to do so in the official sense, it's going to require far more than just a court appearance. For one thing, Chris will have to hash things out with Social Security. As overworked as they are, it would be easy for them to mistakenly still send Tugboats to Christian but since the banks would only have Christine, oops!

And a name change isn't going to erase all of the legal baggage Chris created. Those criminal records will still follow him around. If he thinks using a tranny card will be the new Autism card, he is going to be in for a lesson.
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That's what I'm hoping.

MrTroll said:
Next step: snip the nuts off. Almost there, Christine.
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Assuming he has the funds for that, and a doctor who won't say no to his face.

Sperglord Dante said:
Isn't his credit record a massive hindrance then?
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He is still making monthly payments.
 
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I wonder if Chris just doesn't talk about what Barb thinks of all this, or she just gave up and is begrudgingly accepting it knowing Chris is the only person on earth who will take care of her?
Or maybe she's gone downhill since she was last observed in public when she was showing signs of senility, and now she's little more than a vegetable.
 
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Ah, so this must have been the "something that definitely came up" that caused him to beg for money last month besides his autistic man baby day out for Ratchet and Clank. He still has to pay the court fees and application fee to do this, since he blew his tug boat Ameribucks on toys, video games and Legos, a $25 processing fee is obviously financially devastating.
 
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