LGBT Chris filed for a legal name change (update: the judgement is in)

[Optimus Prime]

This will probably be granted, but I'm wondering: Does a court just allow exceptional individuals to change their names legally?

Moreover, why has Chris never tried to change his name to Sonichu before?

Because CWC in all likelihood.

Seriously. For whatever reason, Chris just fucking loved his initials to the point everything he's created that wasn't directly first related to Sonichu has CWC prefixes. CWCville, CWCquarters, CWC High, etc.

Also Godbear but fuck if that actually still holds given he's actually going for this Pristine Christine horseshit.

And a name change isn't going to erase all of the legal baggage Chris created. Those criminal records will still follow him around. If he thinks using a tranny card will be the new Autism card, he is going to be in for a lesson.

Actually, this brings up an interesting question - how is this going to affect his disability SSI? AFAIK, they're still filed under Chris' name as it is now through those mythical Autism diagnosis papers that may or may not have survived the fire. Would changing his name at the very least bring on a massive headache of papers to file to change all that stuff? Because Chris is fucked if he accidentally torpedoes his own tugboat in this asinine idiocy he envisions for himself.

Who will beco.e a woman first chris or phil?

Doesn't matter, they're both pussies.

 

[Amelia]

Because CWC in all likelihood.

Seriously. For whatever reason, Chris just fucking loved his initials to the point everything he's created that wasn't directly first related to Sonichu has CWC prefixes. CWCville, CWCquarters, CWC High, etc.

Also Godbear but fuck if that actually still holds given he's actually going for this Pristine Christine horseshit.



Actually, this brings up an interesting question - how is this going to affect his disability SSI? AFAIK, they're still filed under Chris' name as it is now through those mythical Autism diagnosis papers that may or may not have survived the fire. Would changing his name at the very least bring on a massive headache of papers to file to change all that stuff? Because Chris is fucked if he accidentally torpedoes his own tugboat in this asinine idiocy he envisions for himself.



Doesn't matter, they're both pussies.

His disability will be fine, i got mail under the wrong name even checks for years. Its easily fixed too

 

[Trilby]

His disability will be fine, i got mail under the wrong name even checks for years. Its easily fixed too

As long as Chris knows what to do I suppose, not just let this slide on through for years unnoticed.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Is Blob dead? If she threw a bitchfit over his long hair I can't believe she's letting him get away with this.

She's old and by all accounts not doing so well healthwise. That and it's been a few years since chris "came out". I think at this point she doesn't much have the energy to give a shit.

 

[Dain Bramage]

His disability will be fine, i got mail under the wrong name even checks for years. Its easily fixed too

You assume that the Soc. Sec. Administration isn't strained to the breaking point clerical-wise. They've got a huge backlog of cases to hear and process, and the GOP (who caused this mess in the first place by underfunding these exact departments) are giving them loads of shit for it as if this wasn't the GOP's plan all along. Like I said, it could be very easy for the processing to be delayed or just plain forgotten, and Chris finds himself in debt one day because he made a bunch of new purchases but there's no money in the bank (just a rolling snowball of overdraft fees). You think Chris was e-begging now.......

 

[Milktheturtle]

Atleast it's not Ricardo or Carlos Chantor.

 

[mongo]

He's changing his name, not his social security number.

 

[Vitamin C]

I wonder who ordered this name change. Was it god and the bear again or did another animal get involved?

 

[Florence]

Christopher Christian Christine 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler (AKA Carlos Chantor). Try saying that five times fast.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I wonder who ordered this name change. Was it god and the bear again or did another animal get involved?

Paddington seems to be on the scene now. All adds up.

 

[Jerkop In Training]

Christine is a gay as fuck name

 

[Garfieldchu]

Christine, the lactating, self-impregnating intersex tranny lesbian, is straight, we guarantee.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Christine is a gay as fuck name

Chris looks more like a "Deb" or "Maggie". No, just that, not the full names.

 

[Zarkov]

It's highly ironic that he's only now doing this, given that he's gotten in such poor shape he looks like old Chris with crazy cat lady hair badly photoshopped on him. At this point a name change won't do jack shit, but I bet it's a lot less tiresome than trying to look like an actual lady.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

OH BOY.

SLAM ATTACK!

 

[Trueselfbiggie]

GodBear must surely feels betrayed. Not sure if it's a good idea to piss off GodBear like that.
Oh well, at least he's a more credible female than certain potato I won't menti-SUCK IT ADF.

Really though, has Chris every addressed this? You think that he'd feel beholden to this divine bear on some level right? Why does he feel like he can change his name now, has he ever explained this?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Why does he feel like he can change his name now, has he ever explained this?

Because in his mind he's a girl. Like it or not, Chris is living out the rest of his life as Kim Davis's less attractive twin.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

No matter what he change his name too he will always be the town retard to the folks down in ruckersville

 

[Clown Doll]

He's close on ADF's tail with the number of name changes he's going through.

With the difference that Chris is acting much less obnoxious about it.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Next step: snip the nuts off. Almost there, Christine.

He don't need to, the hypnosis videos REALLY work

He's changed his name every other decade or so, I wonder what variation of Chris it will be in 20 years, hopefully something futuristic either way even as Christine he still can be called Chris for short lol