LGBT Chris filed for a legal name change (update: the judgement is in)

[DonaldJTrump]

Chris probably doesn't know what Gender dysphoria truly is, true and honest transgender people transition because throughout their lives they feel their in the wrong shoes like they feel the opposite sex, until 5 years ago you could say chris felt content (even criticized those who we're trans)

In his mind, it just means he gets to have a china, and act like a woman, not that he felt like one before.

 

[Amelia]

Chris suffers from a deep seeded delusion that all men are evil and disgusting. When he looks in the mirror he sees a man the embodiment of what he hates. His only option from his pea sized brain was to become the object of his desire some thing pure sweet and loving. A woman, to Chris they are better because they have what he has always wanted. Pussy and boobs. This form of self therapy in the long run will lead Chris to even more ruin than he is already in. When Borb eventually dies it will be the end of cross dressing for our fearful hero. The lazy town ride to china will be over.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Chris suffers from a deep seeded delusion that all men are evil and disgusting.

I've always thought that Chris embodiment of male hate was something like r9k's "Chad Thundercock": a boisterous and loud frat boy that is also fit and attractive to females -- which would be the exact opposite of what he was (or is) as a man.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I would fund, and travel with a camera crew, Chris navigating India and getting surgery.

That would be the epic.

"It stinks here! Why's everybody brown! I want a hamburger! Shouldn't you wash that?"

I would absolutely love to be able to see Chris's reaction to the Indian McDonald's lack of beef on the menu. Unless he's totally fine on just chicken, eggs, or veggie burgers, he'd be in for a rude awakening.

As for the thread topic: still calling him Chris, so this changes nothing.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Walmart would be different for him, and he'd get banned quickly for acting chris-ish.

 

[Marvin]

Do you have any guesses why he has not e-begged for it? You would think more people would pay to see him chop his dick off than for his shit amiibos, what with how everyone is trying to troll him and all.

Well, to start with, Chris sees the amount of money he gets from e-begging. It's minuscule. He knows he can't get remotely enough.

And on top of that, the actual process (of finding a doctor and paperwork and all that) probably seems pretty daunting.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I've always thought that Chris embodiment of male hate was something like r9k's "Chad Thundercock": a boisterous and loud frat boy that is also fit and attractive to females -- which would be the exact opposite of what he was (or is) as a man.

That's basically it. He even all but spells it out every time he says they leave him no girls to choose from. He's just pissed he can't get what he wants all the time.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've always thought that Chris embodiment of male hate was something like r9k's "Chad Thundercock": a boisterous and loud frat boy that is also fit and attractive to females -- which would be the exact opposite of what he was (or is) as a man.

There's also the experience he has with law enforcement kicking him out of places, or manajerks banning him from places.

Nearly every time he's been banned, had the rozzers called on him, or been yelled at, has been by a man.

They won't let him throw the autism card down anytime he feels like it.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

There's also the experience he has with law enforcement kicking him out of places, or manajerks banning him from places.

Nearly every time he's been banned, had the rozzers called on him, or been yelled at, has been by a man.

They won't let him throw the autism card down anytime he feels like it.

Well, he's had female figures shut him down hard, too. But he only ever blames specific individuals, and even then only when he's 110% sure that playing along with them won't get him laid.

 

[Johanson]

Well, he's had female figures shut him down hard, too. But he only ever blames specific individuals, and even then only when he's 110% sure that playing along with them won't get him laid.

I wonder how long he played along with that random black lady in McDonalds?

 

[Amelia]

Chris has made it literally impossible for anyone with china to want to sleep with him. Straight girls check Gay girls check trans girls check. No one in either of these 3 categories would want to do our fearful hero he offends all of them.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris has made it literally impossible for anyone with china to want to sleep with him. Straight girls check Gay girls check tranny girls check. No one in either of these 3 categories would want to do our fearful hero he offends all of them.

I wonder if those hippie extremist women on blogs, who can only ever see someone autistic like Chris as a victim and nothing more, would fuck him.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I wonder how long he played along with that random black lady in McDonalds?

He has a distaste for black women. Remember his attraction signs?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's case has been updated with the name change order.

 

[Lurkman]

I'm still calling him Christian.

Also wow what a great time to be involved in a saga.

 

[Johanson]

He has a distaste for black women. Remember his attraction signs?

I know. I was joking. But to be fair, he had a distaste for fat girls and was thrilled to bits to go on a date with "Hambeast".

I'm still calling him Christian.

Part of me wishes that, much like the Ian thing, everybody insisted on calling him Christopher. I wonder how he'd react if people insisted that his name was Christopher and that Christian and Christine never existed?

 

[Zarkov]

I'm calling him Chris until he gets his ugly growth lopped off.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Well, to start with, Chris sees the amount of money he gets from e-begging. It's minuscule. He knows he can't get remotely enough.

And on top of that, the actual process (of finding a doctor and paperwork and all that) probably seems pretty daunting.

hes had people do paperwork for him before though right?

rozzers

I swear i learn new British slang here every day

 

[lurkf9217]

There's also the experience he has with law enforcement kicking him out of places, or manajerks banning him from places.

Nearly every time he's been banned, had the rozzers called on him, or been yelled at, has been by a man.

They won't let him throw the autism card down anytime he feels like it.

And now, of course, there is a new male troll because fuck ever challenging Chris' world-view!

 

[Marvin]

hes had people do paperwork for him before though right?

Maybe?

Probably not a substantial option in his mind, anyway. Maybe if he saw it as being right within his grasp, except for the paperwork, he'd certainly pester someone to do it.