Chris has been arrested

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Most female inmates that are in jail for violence have used weapons instead of brute strength. Unless the woman is either a bodybuilder or has a shiv, she is not getting out of it unscathed.
Don't underestimate women, especially in groups. If we're being honest chris would be getting locked up with a bunch of gang affiliated black ladies who are used to dealing with far, far, more dangerous men then Chris. They will claw his eyes out.
 
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Some guy on Reddit met Chris days before his arrest. Nothing interesting happened, apparently, though what’s striking is Chris’ state.

Honestly, we’ve all seen how rough he has looked throughout the last few years, though there’s something seriously eerie about the way he looks. He looks as though something’s been weighing down on him.
Chris has that ‘just got laid’ glow
 
unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est
Looks like Chris is gonna have to turn into his goddess form, he was trying to be easy on the jerkops...
 
Call the Henrico County Jail. They’ll tell you he’s been booked in there for a charge of Incest out of Green County. No bond.
Chris is going to be transported back to Green County, interrogated by Green County detectives, the Green County DA is going to decide what additional charges might be filed depending on what detectives get out of the interrogation, and then Chris will be arraigned and his bail amount set.
They are going to find he’s a mentally incompetent autistic man who needs put into a supervised “men only” group home for retarded adults. His bent lady duck will not be permitted near real vagina havers.
 
I’ve seen niggers represent themselves and they just look like drooling retards to everyone in court. Usually the judge goes light on them because he feels sympathy for their retardation.
Yeah, but as the Judge asks for a plead, Chris is going to go off on a diatribe about blue sonic arms and how he is melding with Sonichu in the shadow realm
 
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unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est
Hes probably going to get Assulted in jail before his trial, and the Gunt won't be able to get his interview.
 
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Anyone have any thoughts on this? Is this really a possibility, or is it just wishful thinking at best?
It's based on a misreading of Virginia incest law.

They use the pronoun "his" at one point, but the law clearly states "Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with any person whom he is forbidden by law to marry is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor except as provided by subsection B."

 
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Anyone have any thoughts on this? Is this really a possibility, or is it just wishful thinking at best?
If you could travel back in time to a week or two ago and started telling people that Chris was going to be arrested for raping his mother, you'd be called a retarded spastic faggot a-logger. I highly doubt it and I wouldn't put money on it or anything, but anything is possible.
 
If I've understood what I've read on this thread correctly, Chris Chan is only being charged with incest. If he beats the charge, he's good to go.
So far the charges haven't been seen, but he potentially facing charges for stealing money from Barb's bank account, violating the protection order, and possibly sexual assault in addition to incest if it's determined that the sexual act wasn't consensual.
 
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