Chris has been arrested

[KooksandFreaks]

The Momburglar

Well, it's a good thing nobody gets life sentences, then.

I saw that stream with Null and the lawyer from Minnesota. Josh said Chris would put his ejaculate into Fanta and drink it, even freeze it. Cheers!

 

[Day Of The Sword]

Geno is just a guy who not too long ago found out about Chris, started reading the CWCki (edit: and the farms) and decided he was a good enough narrator to make endless videos about him. Now he took too long, still has a huge backlog and is in an indefinite hiatus because his whole plan didn't work out exactly the way he wanted. It's hard for a foreigner like him to find huge success in Japan so he will have to decide carefully what will be his next content from now on if he doesn't want to be a starving weeb who has to leave his nippon paradise.

But knowing his shit on Chris? Geno, like many other Christubers, doesn't know more than others who also read the farms and CWCki and actually pay attention to, well, all of it. I can only commend his patience on that though because that's still a lot of content he has to summarize (as much as possible) for his videos.

When I heard him say that he lived in Japan on his stream I immediately felt bad, I've never met a westerner who has not been miserable living in Japan.
The people who move there tend to think it will somehow improve their lives, when in reality moving to a nation where you will be a forigner for eternity will degrade your mental state further.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Can you imagine if he was sent to a women's prison? He would BEG for a life sentence with all that pussy he would be faced with. Even with a mediocre cock those bitches would go nuts for herm.

You seriously think a bunch of feminoids who believe they've been oppressed by men their entire lives will tolerate a not-passing tranny in their midst? That they'd 'reward' him with sex?

Think how petty and hostile female social circles can be, but these arent normies they're jailbirds. Jail and prison is like, the worst of middleschool in steroids. These creatures are tribalistic to their core, and a tranny like Chris is never going to fit into any of their groups, even if he was a well-adjusted sort of person with a sane mind. They're stuck in there with him, a symbol of everything they hate about men. They would eat him alive.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

When I heard him say that he lived in Japan on his stream I immediately felt bad, I've never met a westerner who has not been miserable living in Japan.
The people who move there tend to think it will somehow improve their lives, when in reality moving to a nation where you will be a forigner for eternity will degrade your mental state further.

They're kind of homogeneous.

 

[Blanche]

When I heard him say that he lived in Japan on his stream I immediately felt bad, I've never met a westerner who has not been miserable living in Japan.
The people who move there tend to think it will somehow improve their lives, when in reality moving to a nation where you will be a forigner for eternity will degrade your mental state further.

You can be there for 20 years, and they will still be impressed that the 'gaijin' can use chopsticks. If you were not born there, you will never truly be accepted. So many people do not realize this.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being in law enforcement for 20 years, being a respected member of the community and serving on the school board and then you're tasked with investigating a CPU goddess who fucked his own mom and believes that this dimension is merging with a cartoon fantasy

And now he is the biggest bully in Chris's life.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

You seriously think a bunch of feminoids who believe they've been oppressed by men their entire lives will tolerate a not-passing tranny in their midst? That they'd 'reward' him with sex?

Think how petty and hostile female social circles can be, but these arent normies they're jailbirds. Jail and prison is like, the worst of middleschool in steroids. These creatures are tribalistic to their core, and a tranny like Chris is never going to fit into any of their groups, even if he was a well-adjusted sort of person with a sane mind. They're stuck in there with him, a symbol of everything they hate about men. They would eat him alive.

Are you in the incel to trans pipline already?

 

[AnOminous]

They will be able to tell in minutes that she's unable to consent.

Based on what, magic? There's zero evidence she's senile.

 

[Fupa Control]

Am I completely naïve in thinking Chris could skate through a year or two of prison relatively unscathed? Convict code bullshit is like 90% extortion and what exactly does he have to offer besides his daily meat patty? He's physically repulsive, has a personality that is, charitably speaking, EXTREMELY tiresome, and has no outside support network whatsoever. Any clout to be gained by harming him will evaporate in a few months when the square community forgets this story (although that might not matter to an AB lifer ). And if I only had like two pairs of socks to begin with I sure as shit would not trust Chris to do my laundry.

Anyone considering writing or financially supporting him should know that's just putting a bigger target on his back. Not to mention inevitably doxxing yourself to the entire inmate population when they go through his crap.

Plot twist: Lego blind bags replace cans of tuna as the de facto jailhouse currency.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Geno should Nier / Byuu tbh, it never even began for weebs living in Japan.

They keep looking for their UwU submissive kawaii schoolgirl but don't realise that they will NEVER get one when they're an autistic faggy weeb.

 

[On Numbers And Games]

We find out that innocent people are in prison on an almost daily basis. Even if you're put in jail, you can spend months, sometimes years there, just to be found innocent in court. You've still lost your job, your house, often times your family. Chris has no one, so he'll probably be in jail the duration of his trial. Does anyone reallythink he's too dangerous to be released? I doubt it. I know someone who spent 2 weeks in jail because she made her tenants get rid of their vicious dog, and they made false claims against her. You can go to jail stay there for any reason. It's kinda weird to defend your own subjugation, but I guess we all have to get by somehow.

Are you gay or something?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Based on what, magic? There's zero evidence she's senile.

If what's being said around here is true? Chris got arrested for incest.

 

[Arocyt]

Geno should Nier / Byuu tbh, it never even began for weebs living in Japan.

They keep looking for their UwU submissive kawaii schoolgirl but don't realise that they will NEVER get one when they're an autistic faggy weeb.

Geno searching Tokyo and finding Byuu at a cat cafe is the only way he'll be anyone more than the Chris Chan Documentary Guy so he should try looking into it at least.

 

[Justin Trudeau]

If I see another "Is Barb getting charged over incest" post in this thread then I'm going to assume you're even more of a non-functioning spastic than Chris. They will be able to tell in minutes that she's unable to consent.

"But what if the shambling living corpse consents"

 

[KooksandFreaks]

"But what if the shambling living corpse consents"

Damn your imagination.

 

[truecrimenike]

has anyone ever considered its chris who is trolling us?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

K

Its still kind of fucked up they would put someone as big retard as Chris to a jail.

Perhaps she was faking being alive



Barb's brain has more calcium deposits than a bottle of whole milk and more holes than a Jack the Ripper victim. She is absolutely incapable of giving consent to either sex or financial transactions. Money, being a form of financial capital since we live in a society, is property. Chris was specifically restricted by this order from touching any of Barb's bank accounts, i.e., her property. At this point, it doesn't matter if Barb says "I gave him permission"; the fact is that he violated a binding legal restriction issued specifically against him by the state of Virginia.

They're never going to let Barb go. Whether she says it was "consensual" or not, she's an 80 year old woman who had sex with her son. The bare facts alone are enough to consign her to a dumpster fire nursing home forever. Even if she sounds lucid, the events that have transpired prove that she's incapable of caring for herself or making her own decisions.

The sad part is, with proper food, medical care, and nonsexual cognitive stimulation, it's likely that she'll rally in the nursing home and have to deal with the fallout of this for quite a while, rather than slipping away and joining Bob in the afterlife.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

You seriously think a bunch of feminoids who believe they've been oppressed by men their entire lives will tolerate a not-passing tranny in their midst? That they'd 'reward' him with sex?

Think how petty and hostile female social circles can be, but these arent normies they're jailbirds. Jail and prison is like, the worst of middleschool in steroids. These creatures are tribalistic to their core, and a tranny like Chris is never going to fit into any of their groups, even if he was a well-adjusted sort of person with a sane mind. They're stuck in there with him, a symbol of everything they hate about men. They would eat him alive.

femoids(specifically radfems) and trenders are both equally retarded, so i agree lmao

 

[ToeNailClippings]

I kind of wonder how many people would put money on Chris' books for commissary. Being in prison would give him plenty of time to write more Sonichu comics, maybe even making money in the process. But I feel like he'll be a huge target for being extorted for stuff he can buy from the commissary.

 

[dumb idiot]

Another newsweek article: Chris Chan Case Spotlights Incest Legal Question: Is It a Crime Between Adults in All States? (archive)