Chris has been arrested

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

In before Time Magazine runs a piece about Chris: https://people.com/crime/youtuber-chris-chan-arrested-suspicion-of-incest/

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Disregarding the whole rape thing and everything surrounding Chris, but 10 years seems a little excessive. Something like incest would demand more reformation than confinement, and I can't imagine someone being better off after 10 years seperated from society.

10 years for consensual incest between adults? Sounds sorta excessive.
10 years for incestuous rape of a helpless elderly person in your care, depending entirely on you and being in no state to fight back physically or even mentally? Sounds rather spot on. Fuck, I wouldn't mind twice that sentence tbh.

Sentences like that aren't about making the person better off, it's a big fucking stick to hit them over the head, rub their face into the mess that they made and go "See that shit? Never do that shit again. Or else." It's primitive, yes. It's not the perfect and utopian idea of resocializing people that committed a crime and turn them into responsible, law-abiding citizens that mow their lawn on saturday and pay their bills on time. It might be nice if it was that easy, but for someone like Chris... Fuck that shit. Beat him over the head with the "10 years in prison" stick. It might not make him a better person, but he might learn to not do this kind of shit again. Or else.

Something that I haven't read in these threads (frankly, I skipped a shitton of comments via the highlight function cause summerfags are cancer, sorry if this retreads ground), but here's the cruncher:

Chris was really open about the shit he did in the phone call and in those chats (assuming those images were in fact legit). That was when he talked to people he considered supportive of his incest.
Towards Null, he played a different tune. He said he had a girlfriend that's in her 50s, cause this faggot just had to brag about getting his duck wet, but he knew that Null would blow a fucking fuse if Chris told him he was porking his own mom. He knew he was doing something wrong, that's why he lied about it. So he changed a few details to obscure the identity of his "girlfriend". I guess he even realized that the age is an issue, so changed that to a lower age too.
I really hope that the prosecution and judge will keep that in mind when sentencing this waste of skin and air. He knew what he was doing was wrong. He didn't care.

I'm also lowkey mad at Cole Smithey, that bald loser cuck. He could have prevented this if he only gave the tiniest shit about his mother. Sure, she was a terrible mother and he might not owe her much, but the least he could have done would have been to see to it that she's checked in at some halfway decent home for the elderly, since it was abundantly clear that Chris was not up to the task of taking care of her.
Fuck, I never got into the plans for that Brony-Con thing that Chris wanted to go to. What would Barb have done during that time? Is she even capable of eating or even just going to the toilet on her own? We know Chris wouldn't have cared as long as he wants to go to that degenerate con badly enough.
Maybe, if things had panned out slightly different, Chris would have gone to the con and returned to find Barb lying there dead from dehydration or whatever. But I digress. Cole had no chance of knowing what his deranged psycho-fuck of a half-brother was doing to their mom, but he knew for a fact that his deranged psycho-fuck of a halfbrother was incapable of taking care of her. And he didn't do a thing.
Fuck Cole Smithy.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

am i retarded or was there gonna be a court hearing on monday morning for chris?? I thought someone said that in the thread, but haven't got any updates.

There was going to be a court hearing on Monday, however you're still retarded.

 

[Rakoon]

Sick to death of people sperging out about newspapers calling Chris Chan, Chris Chan. We've known him as Chris Chan for 10-15 years.

I even went on google trends to compare them all and low and behold, Chris Chan has been the bigger search term since like 2009.

It'd be like going "Former wrestler, Terry Bollea charged with X" and not "Former wrestler, Hulk Hogan charged with X", you'd have to be a Grade A spastic to NOT use the headline with the more popular name to drive clicks and ad revenue.

Aren't you able to just use "Chris" as a gender-neutral name for both "Christian" and "Christine"? I feel like it's possible but the journos are pushing for the sole purpose of emphasizing that whole trans BS.

 

[~Marika~]

I can't wait for the trial when Chris announces Phoenix Wright is defending him and just holds up his DS in court.

Fuck that split my sides

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

Of course! Chris is a wiz at piercing as well.

All jokes aside if he can even figure out how to build the machine the second he tears up some niggers skin or gives someone a infection he’s dead. Not to mention he can’t hide shit to save his life so he’d just get more time for contraband

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

To be fair to the retarded journos, Chris is a subject that takes months, if not years, to properly research every major detail and write a proper article. Most, if any, have not done this. Which is why they should leave Chris in the dark and not cover him.

 

[Treblinkachu]

All jokes aside if he can even figure out how to build the machine the second he tears up some niggers skin or gives someone a infection he’s dead. Not to mention he can’t hide shit to save his life so he’d just get more time for contraband

He's a CPU Goddess, he is the machine hiding in plain sight

 

[~Marika~]

Maybe he could make some Fanta smoothies for big bubba and his pals for prison points.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

$10 says the person involved in overseeing Chris' court hearing yesterday took one look at the podgy tranny faggot and figured a mental health assessment would probably be needed first.

 

[Shroom King]

There's no possible way this goes to the SCOTUS
it probably won't even go to trial

The absolute best case scenario is for this to go to SCOTUS.

SCOTUS rules against Chris = transfolk and their enablers throw a shitfit all over the internet about how a CPU Goddess is being oppressed by Jerkops. Bonus points when one of the conservative justices deadnames him.

SCOTUS rules in favor of Chris = leftists, feminists and soyboys bitch about how a FUCKING WHITE MALE got away with raping his own mother.

Either way, we laugh, our enemies get butthurt, and the Merge is complete.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

I am sending a crew of lawyers on private Jets to get the charges dropped, legal team are working out a way to fix this campaign of hate its all FAKE NEWS.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Either way, we laugh, our enemies get butthurt, and the Merge is complete.

The merge is already complete. my jaw is hanging to one side and my brains are on the ceiling. We are one, my child. We are one. One is all, and all is none. I have seen beyond the stars, into the vast blackness of dead space. Don't you feel the power of Coldsteel as he is about to teleport behind you?

Why can't anyone see what I see?

 

[Gunt Gallop]

I'm also lowkey mad at Cole Smithey, that bald loser cuck. He could have prevented this if he only gave the tiniest shit about his mother. Sure, she was a terrible mother and he might not owe her much, but the least he could have done would have been to see to it that she's checked in at some halfway decent home for the elderly, since it was abundantly clear that Chris was not up to the task of taking care of her.
Fuck, I never got into the plans for that Brony-Con thing that Chris wanted to go to. What would Barb have done during that time? Is she even capable of eating or even just going to the toilet on her own? We know Chris wouldn't have cared as long as he wants to go to that degenerate con enough.
Maybe, if things had panned out slightly different, Chris would have gone to the con and returned to find Barb lying there dead from dehydration or whatever. But I digress. Cole had no chance of knowing what his deranged psycho-fuck of a half-brother was doing to their mom, but he knew for a fact that his deranged psycho-fuck of a halfbrother was incapable of taking care of her. And he didn't do a thing.
Fuck Cole Smithy.

People who go NC with narcissistic/abusive/toxic parents or families usually have a pretty good reason, and they don't owe them shit. Just because someone shit you out of their china and managed to keep you alive for 18 years does not mean you owe them anything. All it means is they did the bare minimum job that they signed up for when they got pregnant in the first place. From all indications, Barb was a piece of shit parent. I hope Cole stays far away from this dumpster fire for his own sanity and well-being.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Either way, we laugh, our enemies get butthurt

Finally, someone with a brain. All the rest of the Chris threads are full of both people reeing about people calling Chris he, while the feminists mald when someone calls them cunts

 

[I am vomit]

Wait, with chris in jail who's gonna merge with sonichu now? Does he have an appointed successor? What a shitty goddess if you don't even have a back up goddess waiting to go when you get tossed in jail for raping your own mom.

 

[Tears for T]

I am sending a crew of lawyers on private Jets to get the charges dropped, legal team are working out a way to fix this campaign of hate its all FAKE NEWS.

A crew of lawyers just flew over my house!

SCOTUS will not touch Chris case with a 10 foot pole. Tards and trans are saints and we ”nazis” just need to learn that.

 

[slimz]

What is more likely?

1. Chis has a plan. He knows that the membrane between dimensions is weakest in prisons. That is why so many prisoners have "mental defects" the state is just locking up those that have the ability to communicate pan-dimensionally. Its that very communication that has weekend the fabric of spacetime within the prison walls. Chris will use his superior mind to puncture the shroud and complete the merge..


or


2. Chris is fucked.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

if he can do this i am sure chris will be ok

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/cri...ondon-home-with-body-of-his-wife-7935412.html

 

[schwrz]

Geno should Nier / Byuu tbh, it never even began for weebs living in Japan.

They keep looking for their UwU submissive kawaii schoolgirl but don't realise that they will NEVER get one when they're an autistic faggy weeb.

I'm pretty sure he has a gf there if you look at his Twitter you can see pics of them together. Tbh it's not hard to find a gf in Japan especially if you're in a huge place like Tokyo, with millions of people there's bound to be at least a few girls with some fascination with foreigners and low standards. They usually make the weirdest couples ever but complement each other in a sick weeb racial fetishist way.