Chris is lost, also Zelda.

[Marvin]

Sooo... I'm guessing he didn't get a PS4 for Christmas?

I don't think he got anything for Christmas.

Plus even if he got a PS4, he'd have very few opportunities to play it, if at all. Life's going down the shitter for Chris.

 

[Burning Love]

Well no, while Chris does have a warped view of the world, I do believe he's significantly stupid. His ability to recognize patterns is dirt poor. He's dumb as shit.

And yeah, Chris could live on his own, but again, only if he's trained, like a dog, to do so. And no one with the authority to force that sort of training on him is going to do that.

But yeah, I wasn't saying anything about Chris' potential or anything like that. I was just saying he's stupid as fuck. Which is very accurate.

I very strongly agree with Marvin on this one, Chris is stupid as fuck. I don't see how anyone could believe otherwise. He has shown less intelligence than most people with moderate mental retardation.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

If Chris was allowed to go out and have a weekly Lego or gaming club to hang out at I think he'd instantly not give a fuck about the gal pal stuff. Well, he just wouldn't think about it. Chris used to be able to bounce back from this kind of stuff overnight because he's an easily distracted moron who thought eventually the universe would give him what he wanted. He had hope. Now he has no reason to look forward to tomorrow. If he had semi-regular social events to attend and look forward to I think he'd start to resemble his old self. Too bad Barb is batshit insane.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Sooo... I'm guessing he didn't get a PS4 for Christmas?

I don't think he got anything for Christmas.

Who would go Christmas shopping for Chris? Barb? Nah, she's all but bedridden. And there's really no one else.

 

[CatParty]

There is no introspect or self reflection in his post. He is not really cognizant of his situation. He knows if he whines Anouilh his asspatters come patting. That is all he wants.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Well Zelda 2 is considered the hardest of all the zelda games because of how confusing the puzzles can be, and how brutal the fights are. Maybe Chris is saying his life is as difficult as the game?

Then he probably should have used a screen shot from Castlevania II.

"Knock a hole in Deborah cliff with your head!"

GET A SILK
BAG FROM THE
GRAVEYARD
DUCK TO LIVE
LONGER.

 

[fridgesrants]

The picture of Link is kinda of random? Does this represent how Chris has to pay for china? Also I wish it this point Chris would make a Tumblr so he could post emo poems and pictures on it. When I read this most recent Facebook post I though of this song. 8-)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaRvNOV4SI[/youtube]

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

Well no, while Chris does have a warped view of the world, I do believe he's significantly stupid. His ability to recognize patterns is dirt poor. He's dumb as shit.

And yeah, Chris could live on his own, but again, only if he's trained, like a dog, to do so. And no one with the authority to force that sort of training on him is going to do that.

But yeah, I wasn't saying anything about Chris' potential or anything like that. I was just saying he's stupid as fuck. Which is very accurate.

I very strongly agree with Marvin on this one, Chris is stupid as fuck. I don't see how anyone could believe otherwise. He has shown less intelligence than most people with moderate mental retardation.

Dogs are able to abstract the concept "x causes pain, so it's best to avoid x" fairly quickly.

Given the time it takes Christian to wrap his blubbery little mind around this concept, it's a safe bet that Clover and Snoopy probably have more going on in their cute little heads than Christian does.

 

[snowkitten91]

I don't think he got anything for Christmas.

Plus even if he got a PS4, he'd have very few opportunities to play it, if at all. Life's going down the shitter for Chris.

Has been tightening Chris's leash even more?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Life's going down the shitter for Chris.

At this point, I'd say it's just bobbing up and down in the septic tank.

 

[hopietan]

Sooo... I'm guessing he didn't get a PS4 for Christmas?

I don't think he got anything for Christmas.

Who would go Christmas shopping for Chris? Barb? Nah, she's all but bedridden. And there's really no one else.

I thought one of his "weird fans" (or ) would surprise him with a PS4 for Christmas.

Seriously though, I do know that OPL's life is at it's lowest and it won't go up due to his lack of motivation to fix anything. At least he can always make pity posts on facebook to try to reel in some ass-patters to ignore.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

There were a few Christmases when I was single and in the military that I had to buy myself a couple of presents, because otherwise Christmas wouldn't happen. I mean, I'd budget some money to get a new video game, some books, and a bottle of the fancy whiskey and then I'd open my presents in my barracks room by myself and pretend that I had a tree and family and then I'd open the whiskey and cry.

I'm joking about that, of course (well, at least about the crying part.) But Christmas by yourself is just kind of those things that happens sometimes. It blows, but it happens, and when you get married or settle into a relationship you probably don't have to worry about it again.

Are Chris's finances really so tapped out that he couldn't even make Santa come for himself?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Seriously though, I do know that OPL's life is at it's lowest and it won't go up due to his lack of motivation to fix anything.

Chris doesn't understand his life or his problems well enough to begin to attempt to fix things. It's the equivalent of a 5 year old getting constantly yelled at to pay his taxes. The result is inevitably, "What is this... I don't even..." He never had a chance.

 

[garbageraider]

Chris does have some potential.

Lol no he doesn't. You must be new here.

I said some potential. As in about this much.

 

[pickleniggo]

I thought one of his "weird fans" (or ) would surprise him with a PS4 for Christmas.

What's funny is that Chris could have put some tugboat aside each month leading up to the PS4 release and he could've had his new life upgrade by now, but you know...there's $40 Lego sets aimed at preteen girls to buy.

 

[Hyperion]

I thought one of his "weird fans" (or ) would surprise him with a PS4 for Christmas.

What's funny is that Chris could have put some tugboat aside each month leading up to the PS4 release and he could've had his new life upgrade by now, but you know...there's $40 Lego sets aimed at preteen girls to buy.

Barb rarely lets him out of a full nelson long enough to get food, let alone play vidya.

And that makes me so, so happy.

 

[snowkitten91]

What's funny is that Chris could have put some tugboat aside each month leading up to the PS4 release and he could've had his new life upgrade by now, but you know...there's $40 Lego sets aimed at preteen girls to buy.

Plus a brand new vidya that complements them perfectly.

 

[_blank_]

There were a few Christmases when I was single and in the military that I had to buy myself a couple of presents, because otherwise Christmas wouldn't happen. I mean, I'd budget some money to get a new video game, some books, and a bottle of the fancy whiskey and then I'd open my presents in my barracks room by myself and pretend that I had a tree and family and then I'd open the whiskey and cry.

I'm joking about that, of course (well, at least about the crying part.) But Christmas by yourself is just kind of those things that happens sometimes. It blows, but it happens, and when you get married or settle into a relationship you probably don't have to worry about it again.

Are Chris's finances really so tapped out that he couldn't even make Santa come for himself?

I get that feeling. I've been pretty blessed in that I don't think I've ever has to celebrate an Xmas totally alone, but most other holidays I have in one shape or fashion. Last Turkey Day I had to put in a 12-hour shift which I had to work in a station by my lonesome, and looking to be doing something similar for New Years. All the same, I think it's just a part of life and growing up. People who have never really lived a life outside of what they see in Hallmark movies and car commercials really have never lived, IMO.

But back on Chris... I really can't say for certain whether he could or not. In another thread, I broke down all the expenses he has accumulated (court costs, fender benders, diet, etc.), so I would think they are stretched pretty thin in the Chandler household (only thing "thin" in their household, really *roll on snare*), but he has proven time and time again to buy himself little toys and games (just checking his PSN profile, he's bought three new games since November 25). Keep in mind though, Chris still works with a child's mentality and probably thinks anything less than a PS4, a year-long subscription to Playboy, and a Russian mail-order bride named Crystal is a shitty holiday.

 

[Marvin]

I don't think he got anything for Christmas.

Plus even if he got a PS4, he'd have very few opportunities to play it, if at all. Life's going down the shitter for Chris.

Has been tightening Chris's leash even more?

Well, the problem is that he's sharing a TV with Barb nowadays. And all Barb has to spend her time on is watching TV and she's not going to yield that to fatty.

 

[Tiresome]

Chris is Error.