Chris returns to Twitter, likes several tweets

[AskeDead]

return of the king

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

I forget who pointed this out, but this is the first time Chris has lived with anybody but his parents. It may have done him some good? It's never going to be enough to un-fuck Barb, but I had always assumed that he'd go full retard as soon as he got a sliver of an Internet connection again. Perhaps his time in jail & at the group home coupled with some serious talks with that lawyer scared him for the time being?
If there's one thing that's certain, it's that Chris never learns his lessons. Sure, his Internet usage may be sporadic or monitored right now...but he and his handlers will eventually get lax and my money is on at least one God-complex sperg out via Twitter. He just can't help himself. In the few minutes he got online, he used that time to play Pokemon Go & look up MLP shit, he hasn't fundamentally changed whatsoever.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

And that they also wait until Chris's case is resolved to do that?

That would be the peak time to do it. Make everyone think Chris got away with it when he's actually guilty & getting processed.

 

[Quijibo69]

I don't think it's Chris, my bet it's someone who's an even bigger loser than Chris.

 

[thegooddoctor]

What are the chances that it took 2 full years for someone to hack into Chris's Twitter, then once they manage it, all they do is like a couple tweets that seem like things Chris would like?

It's important to be cautious, but I've noticed a lot of people the past few weeks being "cautious" to the point of stupidity. I think it's pretty obviously Chris.

I get what your saying but I think you seriously underestimate how insane some can be at this point . Considering the Types of trolls we got from the late 2010s up until the incident is it really too out fo the question someone is going this far to impersonate him? Remember how desperate Hirtes was?

 

[Hack for crack]

Truly at the gates of a new saga, he has been dipping his feet back into the digital world. I expect a tweet within 24 hours.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Truly at the gates of a new saga, he has been dipping his feet back into the digital world. I expect a tweet within 24 hours.

Either he'll dump a bibles worth of texts or he'll be cautious because he knows people will call him a mother fucker and hold off.
My guess? The former because as I previously said, Chris cannot learn.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If it was a troll/ hacker wouldn't he have announced Chris's return as the second coming of Jesus, bow down to my glory and all that jazz? Not a slow burn with only a few likes and not even a retweet? No this has to he Chrisa albeit on a computer that's screen is constantly monitored so he doesn't say where he is exactly or what's going on in his life.

 

[draggs]

Can you feel that??

Aw, shit...

 

[thegooddoctor]

I forget who pointed this out, but this is the first time Chris has lived with anybody but his parents. It may have done him some good? It's never going to be enough to un-fuck Barb, but I had always assumed that he'd go full retard as soon as he got a sliver of an Internet connection again. Perhaps his time in jail & at the group home coupled with some serious talks with that lawyer scared him for the time being?
If there's one thing that's certain, it's that Chris never learns his lessons. Sure, his Internet usage may be sporadic or monitored right now...but he and his handlers will eventually get lax and my money is on at least one God-complex sperg out via Twitter. He just can't help himself. In the few minutes he got online, he used that time to play Pokemon Go & look up MLP shit, he hasn't fundamentally changed whatsoever.

Honestly being away from his parents is probably the best thing that will ever happen to Chris for well that and because I feel his lack of freedom really did kill a lot of his development growing up. Chris legitimately I believe wanted to leave home at some point over the years but couldn’t because he was tied down to Barbara through fear of losing his last family member and friend.

Barb frequently manipulated him over the years to his bidding and frequently threatened to kill herself if he left her on numerous occasions. Honestly if Chris didn’t have Barbara tying him down he absolutely would have been happier and maybe even more confident to eventually move away some day. Chris deep down I always felt really wanted independence and was miserable living in 14 Branchland court but he simply could not be fucked to improve or go through the effort of finding work or support. If he truly wanted to he’d have eventually got his own place to live if he wasn’t so Damn lazy.

 

[PetiteFeet]

we'll get a longer dry spell if he's arrested again

Longer than KingCobraJFS'?

Genuinely I'm surprised that Chris is even allowed a smartphone after everything that's happened, I suppose the court hasn't a clue to which extent Chris' life is surveilled by internet autistist and just how good it would be for Chris to not be allowed online again.
Maybe I was too optimistic that The SystemTM would step in after Chris attempted to return to the womb.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

We are so close to CWC videos again I can feel it

 

[The Last Stand]

If Chris goes back to 14BC, I'm going to be laughing myself into an ache.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

It's very much possible it is Chris Chan. However I wouldn't exactly rule out a hacker posing as Chris in some sort of social engineering ploy despite that chance slim to none. I know that sounds retarded, but I very much think that there's a tiny chance of that. With that said, I think it's likely that Chris may return and a new saga is on the horizon.

 

[FinnSven]

Longer than KingCobraJFS'?

Genuinely I'm surprised that Chris is even allowed a smartphone after everything that's happened, I suppose the court hasn't a clue to which extent Chris' life is surveilled by internet autistist and just how good it would be for Chris to not be allowed online again.
Maybe I was too optimistic that The SystemTM would step in after Chris attempted to return to the womb.

If he is not charged with anything then they can’t really restrict him from having a phone or computer.

The group home he is presumably living at can make it a condition of staying, but he could just turn it off when home but go out to use it.

 

[Hack for crack]

New tweet liked. He's active. A new era is here.

 

[AskeDead]

i still can't believe he's actually got access to the internet again after everything. this is just crazy.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Is Isabella Janke inactive? As long as Chris doesn't get contacted by her or anyone like the Idea Guys, The Teen Troon Squad or Zoomers trying to be Clyde Cash 2.0 then Chris won't be influenced.
But if Praetor, the Reddit weens, or anyone that's bold enough to entertain Chris's delusions, then outside influences can and will happen to Chris.
Chris never learns and the ride never ends.
I just hope that he stays away from 14 Blanchard Court, the moment he shows up there and screaming for Barb to leave, we'll get a longer dry spell if he's arrested again.

Chris is a sad and broken manchild. Anything he does now is disturbing and weird, not even funny.

Just leave him alone. Nothing is funny about him anymore.

 

[Woodchipper]

What are the chances that it took 2 full years for someone to hack into Chris's Twitter, then once they manage it, all they do is like a couple tweets that seem like things Chris would like?

It's important to be cautious, but I've noticed a lot of people the past few weeks being "cautious" to the point of stupidity. I think it's pretty obviously Chris.

I know better than to assume anything, especially when it's someone as targeted as Chris. Someone could have easily got into his account a while ago and just sat on it until he was out. Not saying I think that's likely but I empathize with needing hard proof.
Regardless, I hoped against reason that he would fuck off from the Internet. The ride really never ends

 

[MACAROON]

I've seen that. I seriously hope he doesn't tweet anything. Now that there's no white knight to protect him he'll be ONCE AGAIN a victim of weens.