Chris returns to Twitter, likes several tweets

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If Null didn't wash his hands of Chris I wonder if he could tell us if someone logged into Chris's account if Chris was smart enough to turn on the 2-authenticifaction feature on Twitter.
I believe Elon made it so that only Twitter Blue subscribers have access to two-factor authentication now, so Chris wouldn't have that on his account.
He could realistically make a relatively good chunk of change under the site's current ad revenue sharing program if he wasn't a complete retard.
That requires at least 5 million tweet impressions either every month or within a three month period. I can't remember. Also the only hits that count are views from Twitter Blue subscribers and the kinds of people who give a shit about Chris aren't the type to spend $8 a month on Blue. I doubt Chris would hit the threshold for an ad rev payout.
 
I've noticed that there are people on this thread who believe that Chris's Twitter account has been hacked.
It probably wasn't hacked and it was Chris himself, I don't think any hacker is retarded enough to like MLP and there's the fact that Chris was active on Pokémon Go a few days ago too, so he has access to his phone.
It was probably Chris himself, maybe some people told him to avoid communicating on social media because of the infamy
 
but I had always assumed that he'd go full retard as soon as he got a sliver of an Internet connection again
He had not gone full retard directly in years. All he used to post on twitter before the barb consent incident were boring, incoherent, extremely long threads that never got any engagement (partially because, as far as I remember, he had disabled replies). Other than that he used to post extremely boring, long videos of "playing" made up card games with himself, or incoherently babbling about crystals. It was all extremely boring and low energy. All the full retard content that we got in the past years was always recorded and posted by a third party
 
So, the weens are out full force in welcoming Chris back. New saga when?


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Tweet: https://twitter.com/fishresin/status/1692000930449760690


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Tweet: https://twitter.com/androidthebees/status/1692239981329150308
 
I've noticed that there are people on this thread who believe that Chris's Twitter account has been hacked.
It probably wasn't hacked and it was Chris himself, I don't think any hacker is retarded enough to like MLP and there's the fact that Chris was active on Pokémon Go a few days ago too, so he has access to his phone.
Also if it was someone looking for attention, the account would've made a post by now instead of just liking a few things.
 
He had not gone full retard directly in years. All he used to post on twitter before the barb consent incident were boring, incoherent, extremely long threads that never got any engagement (partially because, as far as I remember, he had disabled replies). Other than that he used to post extremely boring, long videos of "playing" made up card games with himself, or incoherently babbling about crystals. It was all extremely boring and low energy. All the full retard content that we got in the past years was always recorded and posted by a third party

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Chris having internet access again is not what I was expecting.
Why? He didn't use the internet to commit a crime. It would have been difficult to establish a case for restraining him from using the internet when so many basic activities like banking and paying bills are done online these days.

At most, if there's still an order in force restraining him from contacting Barb I would expect that to include contacting her by using the internet.
 
People surprised Chris isn't losing his mind with internet access have forgotten (or weren't there) for the many times over the years he's been completely or mostly absent from online interaction by choice. He's fully capable when he wants to. It's the entire reason the Liquid Chris saga happened in the first place.
 
Why? He didn't use the internet to commit a crime. It would have been difficult to establish a case for restraining him from using the internet when so many basic activities like banking and paying bills are done online these days.

At most, if there's still an order in force restraining him from contacting Barb I would expect that to include contacting her by using the internet.
You'd think whoever his handlers are would be aware of his awfully lengthy history on the internet and the people that seek him for various reasons. Thus would be more restrictive of Chris' internet privileges.
 
I don't understand the people that are all happy that he's back. Is not like he went on a whimsical adventure. He went to jail for almost 2 years for a horrendous crime. This is a bunch of kids cheering on the fact that a criminal is back online, and it's so weird!
Maybe it's because I'm watching old Chris' videos, but I find it odd how people get villified for the tiniest stuff, yet Chris has a terrible Internet history, an even more horrible crime record yet he has a red carpet welcome by people that know exactly what and how Chris is.
 
I don't understand the people that are all happy that he's back. Is not like he went on a whimsical adventure. He went to jail for almost 2 years for a horrendous crime. This is a bunch of kids cheering on the fact that a criminal is back online, and it's so weird!
Maybe it's because I'm watching old Chris' videos, but I find it odd how people get villified for the tiniest stuff, yet Chris has a terrible Internet history, an even more horrible crime record yet he has a red carpet welcome by people that know exactly what and how Chris is.
Morality is an excuse to punish outgroups for non-compliance or to whip them to do more for the protected ingroup or as an act of recreational cruelty to feel superior. Same as its always been. We never evolved beyond the plantations or hazing the homeless we just got better at creating excuses or hugboxes to deny reality and creating mythologies around our own hubris.
 
I don't understand the people that are all happy that he's back.
Similarly mentally ill and/or excited they can finally try to fuck with him for clout. Before there was no way to contact him due to the stopping of letters from strangers, now it's incredibly easy, and faggots see their chance. All they have to do is kiss his ass to eventually have a social "in".
 
He's fully capable when he wants to.
Master Heilberg looks after us, he doesn't want Smeagol to go back to jail.

The lawyer lies, you are a CPU goddess christ, the internet is your holy right, look at all the ponyses waiting for you. Gollum! Gollum!

Yes, yeees, its all coming back. my precious
 
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