LGBT Chris' Taint

[Null]

It's now pierced.

I know a guy, who knows a guy, who's on Chris' friends list, and apparently Kim posted this today:

Hey Chris, how's your... "intimate" piercing doing? Be sure to keep it clean!

The gooch is hard to keep clean.

Yep, Chris pierced his taint.

Fuck it. No rules for this thread. Everyone collectively lose their shit. Chris pierced his asshole, I don't think there's a God anymore.


F.A.Q. (On-Going)

Q. Really?
A. Yes.

Q. Can't this get infected?
A. Yes.

Q. Can't infections kill you?
A. Yes.

Q. Did Chris pay for this to be professionally done, or did he do it himself?
A. Unknown. Presumably, some of the commission money paid for this to be done professionally.

Q. Who put him up to this? WAS IT THE GIRLFRIEND!? Lynch her!
A. Chris came up with this on his own. It is not the work of a troll.

Q. Why would he do this to himself?
A. Unknown. Presumably, he did it because (apparently?) many lesbians do it for scissoring.

 

[Le Bateleur]

EDIT: Space for sale

 

[CatParty]

Gross

 

[OBAMATRON]

So how long til he drops dead from sepsis?

 

[LM 697]

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[KatsuKitty]

His taint really is fucked up. Sometimes it looks like a-*is shot*

 

[Null]

His taint really is fucked up. Sometimes it looks like a-*is shot*

other times it's about to get infected and kill him

 

[Judge Holden]

That is all Holden has to say on the matter

 

[Hyperion]

He's like a gross robot sent from the future to make us all lose our appetites.

 

[4Macie]

OMG! Someone had to touch it.... and handle it... And WHY?!? You'd SIT ON IT constantly. This literally seems like the worst idea ever.

Why did he do this? Is it for his girlfriend? And I can't imagine just any piercing place would do this, which means he'd have to search for a place to do this, which means he probably took time to consider it. Please please please don't tell me this was a girlfriend request.

We need a "Horrified" rating. Please please please. I'm so horrified.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

The Pierced Asshole Saga begins.

 

[tehpope]

I'm sorry if this is a-logging but...

I really didn't need to know this fact. Honest Content my ass.

EDIT: here's some brain bleach if you need it. (SFW).
http://mindbleach.org/

 

[Linako 2.0]

why couldn't it just be a nipple piercing?

 

[Danger]

What's even the point of a taint piercing? Who's that even for?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Gee, I wonder who talked him into this. . .

 

[Lalala]

Wonder how much of Barb's 'dental money' was used for Chris's new exotic piercing...and how much more will be needed for the inevitable surgery when it gets infected.

 

[Null]

Gee, I wonder who talked him into this. . .

Nobody. This was a True and Honest original CWC idea.

 

[4Macie]

why couldn't it just be a nipple piercing?

He went full taint... you never go full taint.

 

[Linako 2.0]

OMG! Someone had to touch it.... and handle it... And WHY?!? You'd SIT ON IT constantly. This literally seems like the worst idea ever.

Why did he do this? Is it for his girlfriend? And I can't imagine just any piercing place would do this, which means he'd have to search for a place to do this, which means he probably took time to consider it. Please please please don't tell me this was a girlfriend request.

We need a "Horrified" rating. Please please please. I'm so horrified.

If I recall correctly, chris came up with the idea on his own.
I think he wants to scissor ladies or something