LGBT Chris' Taint

[Male]

RIP Chris‏

Ripped infected piercing‏

 

[Coldgrip]

If this is due to his "girlfriend" she's officially surpassed Bluespike in terms of weenery.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Dear god...WHY?!?

I thought he got better at not revealing private shit online. Guess I was wrong...

 

[Sadako]

I kind of hope we get pictures, holy crap. That is disgusting.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Might wanna rethink those new rules about calling Chris gay, Null.

 

[Coldgrip]

Dear god...WHY?!?

I thought he got better at not revealing private shit online. Guess I was wrong...

You know he's going to want to brag and he'll wind up trying to post a pic of it.

 

[Sanic]

Chris has his right ear pierced twice and now his dick. Yeah, he's gay.

super gay, yo

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Can you imagine being the poor bastard EMT that has to deal with this situation when everything goes off-the charts septic?

It'd be like trying to defuse a claymore mine that's filled with shit & pus.

*prod* *prod* THHBLLAAAAAPPPPPP!

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Welp, another uncomfortable and colorful event that will plague my nightmares forever.

Thanks Chris.

 

[Sadako]

You know he's going to want to brag and he'll wind up trying to post a pic of it.

Oh my god, I really hope he will. What kind of jewelry do you think he's wearing in there? Just a ring or something big and shiny?

 

[derpi]

W A T
A
T

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Oh my god, I really hope he will. What kind of jewelry do you think he's wearing in there? Just a ring or something big and shiny?

I'm betting he embedded the screw-on ball of the ring in one of his Sonichu medallions.

 

[Arkangel]

Jesus fuck. Why would ANYONE get pierced there let alone Chris?

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh my god, I really hope he will. What kind of jewelry do you think he's wearing in there? Just a ring or something big and shiny?

 

[Joan Nyan]

I kind of hope we get pictures, holy crap. That is disgusting.

What is wrong with you?

 

[OBAMATRON]

Spoiler: NSFW, It's Wikipedia, there's dicks everywhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guiche_piercing

Just for reference.

 

[CWCissey]

You know he's got some Pat Butcher shit in there.

 

[Sanic]

Jesus fuck. Why would ANYONE get pierced there let alone Chris?

Because they're freaks, my friend.

 

[applecat]

NOPE.

 

[impossibility]

A male pierced that way is something that's unlikely to be in the porn that we know Chris to look at.

So where did he get the idea?
Consider: the other times he did things to his genitals (ex: draw Sonichu on his duck) it was for the sweethearts.

He could have got the idea on his own, but he sure didn't get it from the boringly infantile parts of his life we know like playing Mario Kart or watching My Little Pony.