LGBT Chris' Taint

[Damocles_Sword]

I know the forum's motto is no shit's too small, but this is just,

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I don't think there's a picture. Not one I've heard of, anyway.

I HOPE theres not a picture!

I mean, much like the bluespike video feed where he shoved the medallion up his ass - do you really want to see Chris's peirced asshole?

 

[Gothicserpent]

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I bet he's so happy with himself right now.

 

[bradsternum]

Maybe piercing it will correct the bend.

 

[Sadako]

I HOPE theres not a picture!

I mean, much like the bluespike video feed where he shoved the medallion up his ass - do you really want to see Chris's peirced asshole?

Yes. At least to see what kind of taint ring he's wearing.

 

[RP 520]

Well, I await Chris's fb postings in usual TMI fashion a few weeks from now when the infection starts.

 

[exball]

Yes. At least to see what kind of taint ring he's wearing.

Fucking ew. No one wants to see Chris' asshole.

 

[snowkitten91]

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

We Engineers have a saying that goes along with the outcome of a plan like this: "WAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!! I'VE BLOWN ME OWN ARM OFF! AUUUUUUUUGGHHHH!!!"

 

[Friday the Today]

If it gets infected, I'm sure Barbs new teeth will be ready and willing for a home surgery operation.

 

[niggers]

i apologize if this has been said but

i have no tattoos and no piercings.

chris is more hardcore than me

 

[4Macie]

Next facebook post: "My holey taint needs medical care, please send money"

 

[Coldgrip]

If it gets infected, I'm sure Barbs new teeth will be ready and willing for a home surgery operation.

We really, really need a vomiting smiley.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I've been waiting for new news about Chris, and this certainly doesn't disappoint. Now I need to get my barf bag and vomit!

 

[Sadako]

If it gets infected, I'm sure Barbs new teeth will be ready and willing for a home surgery operation.

Oh.... oh my god. Do you realize he spent some of the profits he made from ebay on that taint piercing, assuming he didn't pierce it at home? A guiche piercing seems to cost 100 dollars on average, from what I see on google.

 

[Himawari]

 

[Connor Bible]

I have seen twisted shit in my twenty years of existence, both on the Internet and in real life. I have seen Men Behind the Sun. I have seen Cannibal Holocaust. I have even seen Baby Geniuses. Those films, on the other hand, pale in comparison to the horror and disgust I'll potentially experience if I even take a passing glimpse at the perineum of Our Pet Lolcow.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I paint that this ain't the work of a saint. I'm gonna now faint.

 

[Sadako]

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/blguiche.htm

"The Guiche (geesh') is also known as the Perineum because of its location. This is not a very common piercing because of the associated complications. The piercing itself is located under the scrotal sac near the anus. Due to temperature, lack of ventilation and perspiration, this piercing can be difficult to heal. There is also a large risk of jewelry migration and/or rejection, as it is essentially a surface piercing. This piercing is not recommended for men who ride bicycles or spend a large amount of their day sitting."

Uh oh. He spends most of the day sitting, doesn't he?