LGBT Chris' Taint

[rocket]

I suddenly understand the lost-virginity deniers. I don't want this to be true.

 

[Sadako]

A male pierced that way is something that's unlikely to be in the porn that we know Chris to look at.

So where did he get the idea?
Consider: the other times he did things to his genitals (ex: draw Sonichu on his duck) it was for the sweethearts.

He could have got the idea on his own, but he sure didn't get it from the boringly infantile parts of his life we know like playing Mario Kart or watching My Little Pony.

You stole the words right out of my mouth, I was about to make a post just like that. Maybe they mentioned taint piercings in an adult show he watched or in a book he briefly looked at? Hmm.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

why couldn't it just be a nipple piercing?

Well, you know Chris. If it taint one thing, it's another.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I'm just glad we seem to be past the point when heartsweets could goad Chris into sending them intimate pictures and videos.

 

[Sadako]

I'm betting he embedded the screw-on ball of the ring in one of his Sonichu medallions.

Now we really need to find out what kind of butt jewelry he wears. I'm dying of curiosity. Oh my god, I bet it's sonichu themed. Oh my god.

 

[Ariel]

This can't end well

 

[applecat]

I'll say one thing, this revelation has really tainted my view of Chris.

 

[CatParty]

Now we really need to find out what kind of butt jewelry he wears. I'm dying of curiosity. Oh my god, I bet it's sonichu themed. Oh my god.

It is not his butt. Seriously. How hard is it to google "taint piercing"

 

[asperhes]

Chris spends a lot of time thinking about how he might be able to persuade a lesbian to have sex with him.

 

[exball]

Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for Chris to not bother cleaning it and getting an infection.

 

[Connor Bible]

This taints my perception of him severely.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Now we really need to find out what kind of butt jewelry he wears. I'm dying of curiosity. Oh my god, I bet it's sonichu themed. Oh my god.

Maybe it'll be on one of Chris's obscure relatives' Facebook pages?

 

[Arkangel]

The scary implications of this is that someone actually took a picture of it AND it somehow got out. Assuming of course the pictures exist and are not just one giant .

 

[Linako 2.0]

 

[rocket]

why do people want pictures of this

 

[Lalala]

The real horror will be when he tries to change it in about a week, gets impatient and ends up ripping it out. Its easily done.

 

[Pikonic]

Maybe it'll be on one of Chris's obscure relatives' Facebook pages?

Or in the documentary.

 

[Marvin]

The scary implications of this is that someone actually took a picture of it AND it somehow got out. Assuming of course the pictures exist and are not just one giant .

I don't think there's a picture. Not one I've heard of, anyway.

 

[Sadako]

Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for Chris to not bother cleaning it and getting an infection.

He would then blame the trolls for said infection.

 

[Connor Bible]

The real horror will be when he tries to change it in about a week, gets impatient and ends up ripping it out. Its easily done.

Thanks for the imagery.