LGBT Chris' Taint

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I'd like to request a change to the FAQ:

Null said:
Q. Can't this get infected?
A. Yes.
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The question should be "Will this get infected?" because, let's face it, hygiene is not Chris's strong suite. I propose we have a pool on when he'll notice the infection.
 
Sadako said:
http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/blguiche.htm

"The Guiche (geesh') is also known as the Perineum because of its location. This is not a very common piercing because of the associated complications. The piercing itself is located under the scrotal sac near the anus. Due to temperature, lack of ventilation and perspiration, this piercing can be difficult to heal. There is also a large risk of jewelry migration and/or rejection, as it is essentially a surface piercing. This piercing is not recommended for men who ride bicycles or spend a large amount of their day sitting."

Uh oh. He spends most of the day sitting, doesn't he?
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Oh look you figured out google
 
Sadako said:
Oh.... oh my god. Do you realize he spent some of the profits he made from ebay on that taint piercing, assuming he didn't pierce it at home? A guiche piercing seems to cost 100 dollars on average, from what I see on google.
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In Chris's case, it should cost more than that. The poor unfortunate who performed the piercing should have received hazard pay for getting up close and personal with Chris's nether region.
 
oh i just realized

cwc has outdone jace in the batshit insane category for now, which is impressive
 
This whole thing seems seriously misguided. Not that anyone has come to expect anything more at this point. Unless the, uh, incontinence has ceased, and Chris is bathing regularly, its going to stay infected. Genital piercings and piercings in those related areas are notoriously hard to keep clean due to their location and the propensity for moisture to develop. It varies from person to person, but with the amount of sitting I imagine Chris doing, and his christorical negligence of hygiene, Fatty is going to poop himself and wind up with a giant, festering staph infection.

I gotta say though, its a pretty bold move! Sounds like Chris is really going all-out with this male lesbian stuff. At least he's found some happiness in these bizarre lifestyle choices.
 
Sometimes I feel I gotta. (Mm yeah!) Look away,
I got to (Mm yeah!) Look away from the horrors that this board's unleashed.
 
Remember back when the weirdest shit he did was draw Sonic the Hedgehog the wrong color...
 
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Well if nothing else, what I can take away from this situation is this:

I learned something new about piercings.

-10000/10 do not want photos.

My only question here is, why in sweet buttery hell would he get something that is so sensitive (and probably just not well cared for/cleaned) pierced?

Chris is one step away from also gaining a holey buttocks.
 
Sadako said:
Oh.... oh my god. Do you realize he spent some of the profits he made from ebay on that taint piercing, assuming he didn't pierce it at home? A guiche piercing seems to cost 100 dollars on average, from what I see on google.
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Worth every penny
 
sometimes I doubt Chris' status as OPL since the decline after '09-'10 and then god punishes me for my doubt by doing this
 
Kosher Dill said:
I wonder how he's going to explain this to Barb when she sees it.
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Chris did his turn at caring for Barb's holey buttock. It's only fair that she does a turn caring for Chris's holey taint.

She'll find out soon enough I'm sure.
 
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