LGBT Chris' Taint

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NiggoFiggo said:
This whole ordeal got me thinking, what about Crystal, do he still plan having her or is he just content on rubbing his taint on vaginas?
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I think Chris's idea of Lesbians comes from Porn specifically the cheep kind of porn where women are into women until a guy any guy comes along and fix's things with his penis.
He hasn't given up on Crystal just yet, he is just approaching his wish list for a relationship via his new kink and the heavy filter of his Autism.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
Chris just didn't want a son 'cause all men are jerks 'cep himself, his dad, Santa and the President. :P
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And I recalled in his "playing house" video, he demonstrated that he played favorites with Crystal and basically treated Little Reginald like shit by making him sound like some sort of mutant child who barfs and makes messes all over the place 24/7.
 
DJAndyMD said:
And I recalled in his "playing house" video, he demonstrated that he played favorites with Crystal and basically treated Little Reginald like shit by making him sound like some sort of mutant child who barfs and makes messes all over the place 24/7.
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I'm not sure about that interpretation. I think it was more that he has literally no idea about kids - he probably thinks Lisa Simpson is a typical 8-year-old.
 
DJAndyMD said:
And I recalled in his "playing house" video, he demonstrated that he played favorites with Crystal and basically treated Little Reginald like shit by making him sound like some sort of mutant child who barfs and makes messes all over the place 24/7.
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Awww, he's just like his daddy.
 
Everything about how gross and unexpected this is has already been said, so contributing with some other thoughts.

I honestly was not surprised at the revelation that Chrissie is trans. Having been very familiar with that community, I suspected as much for a myriad of reasons.

Of course, this whole "un-clit" thing is super misguided and worthy of a sound headdesk.

Guessing Chrissie was so distrustful of the authority of psychiatrists (for anything other than confirming autism so that can be a convenient, go-to excuse for everything) that hormone replacement therapy was either not thought of or scratched off the possibility list completely.

I know that intimate piercings and body modifications are a pretty big thing in the LGBT community, but still, I have to wonder if people tried to say that it was a bit hasty and not well thought out. We all know that usually goes in one ear and out the other, though.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
Mother of God......
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More like "Father of Imaginary Clone/Sister/Daughter...."

Tragi-Chan said:
Don't worry. The circumstances under which that possibility would arise are:
1. Chris seduces a woman who is fine with the lesbian tomgirl schtick, as well as all the myriad other issues that make Chris a less-than-desirable sexual partner.
2. Having got this woman into bed, he persuades her that of all the sexual acts they could perform, scissoring is the one.
3. Having attempted to scissor, Chris is more concerned about the lack of orgasm than the torn taint and crushed testicles that would surely result.

In general, though, Chris knows nothing about sex, is generally quite timid and submissive whenever other people are involved, and I suspect he'd go with whatever he could get.
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I think the only kind of woman who would want to scissor with him would be some Dominatrix-wannabe who gets off on "testicular torture"; hence the deliberate grinding on his scrote-sack would cause her pleasure in direct correlation to how much displeasure he's feeling.
Such a woman would be scarier than any twoll and would cause more psychological damage than 1000 Kaceys and Blancas and Ivys.
 
I wonder if Chris's ass is red and inflamed yet.

It amazes me that I can now ask this question without it being ween or a-loggy. This is now just the reality that is Chris.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I wonder if Chris's ass is red and inflamed yet.

It amazes me that I can now ask this question without it being ween or a-loggy. This is now just the reality that is Chris.
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I don't know if I should feel bad for laughing at that idea. I could think of all the inappropriate thoughts going in my head right now like how is he going to twerk like he did in that one video in Wal-Mart? Hell, as sick as this may sound, I like to see his "girlfriend" convince Chris to make a video of himself twerking close to the camera now but then we might get a view of his pierced taint. Okay that's too much but I'm giggling right now.
 
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Moon Moon said:
I don't know if I should feel bad for laughing at that idea. I could think of all the inappropriate thoughts going in my head right now like how is he going to twerk like he did in that one video in Wal-Mart? Hell, as sick as this may sound, I like to see his "girlfriend" convince Chris to make a video of himself twerking close to the camera now but then we might get a view of his pierced taint. Okay that's too much but I'm giggling right now.
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Mrs Paul said:
To be fair, I'm guessing these guys have seen it all and are pretty immune to it by now. (Ever seen some of those "bad tattoo" websites?)
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You make a good point.
It would be a nice learning experience to hear from some of those piercers and tattooists, delving into their psyche, finding out if they're dead inside after the ordeal, what coping methods they use.

Still morbidly curious to find out what happens to Chris as well.
 
I've heard of guys piercing their nads, dongs, and anything else. Butt the butt? That's a bit much. I would imagine he will now have to sit very carefully from now on.
 
Partyboy said:
I've heard of guys piercing their nads, dongs, and anything else. Butt the butt? That's a bit much. I would imagine he will now have to sit very carefully from now on.
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Given some of the posts in this topic describing the kind of hygiene requirements for this kind of piercing, I would imagine he's doing slightly less sitting than he was before. Or, at least, I hope so.
 
Hello folks, I used to be a member of this forum a few years ago, before it was on yuku, but under a different name. Hope everyone I used to chat with is well.
Anyway since I've been processionally piercing since early 2006(when I started an exceptionally intense 18months of training), and up til May I had my own studio so I can weigh in here!
I only once pierced a guiche and twice I've done a fourchette(female equivalent...sort of) ...
I've had some real horror stories mainly due to hygiene issues and the lunatics and perverts with them...
Coping mechanism....hmmm....plenty of booze and a Valium then just shurg it off and laugh about it!
You treat any kind of intimate piercing as you would others. As a doctor or nurse would.
I usually set my tray up and call the person in, but if it's a nipple or a genital one I'll call them in and turn my back nand set it up while they get undressed and comfortable for example, standing there staring at them isn't something I'd do

. I just concentrate on doing a good job, always wear a face mask and have a packet of baby wipes(wet wipes to ye Americans) handy to let them give themselves a clean before I start. Little things like that help to make it a more pleasant experience.
I've heard of greasy scumbags preying on young girls getting stuff like that done(I'd never pierce a tongue,nipple or genital without photo I.d confirming anyone young was over 18) and it's something I abhor.
Bad hygiene more so and I've kicked people out and refused to do piercings even when I was just starting out. For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would bare their bits to a stranger without fresh underwear and a good wash...but believe me it happens. Things like bits of toilet paper stuck or a tampon are fine, but unwashed, dirty, stinky bits encased in well worn underwear turns my stomach and seriously isn't worth the money.

As for the unclit piercing, which cracked my better half up, I've done one like I said and positioning the guy was ...well a rock and a hard place. Fortunately he was very clean, very pleasant and had a good sense of humour so it was a good experience.

I doubt anything about the one done to Chris was a good experience.
His track record of hygiene and that repulsive twerking video showing his frayed,greying underwear would have me 86ing his fatass quicker than he can say unclit!
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I'll just say that to position someone, guy or girl for that piercing, its either pull the bed(like a massage table) out and get them to get on all fours, ass in the air, and hold their cheeks open, or like scoot to the edge of the table and pull their knees up to their face and hold them with their arms...I mean it's incredibly incredibly 'intimate' ...I wouldn't like to do them very often to be frank. I was lucky that the two female ones I did, one was my girlfriend at the time and then the second was my missus,and the male, like I said was very clean, polite, and saw the funny side when trying to position him. Plus he tipped me like twenty quid, which is cool because tipping isn't done here.
 
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I wonder where he got the idea, honestly. I know the concept of the "guiche piercing" floats around in certain areas of the LGBT community, but it seems like such an obscure thing to fixate upon...
 
I bet someone put the idea in his head. It's very rare, like I've spent 8 years doing this, 6 of them in an extremely busy studio in Dublin. And remember that out of the 3, only 1 was requested. I suggested the other two.
His hatred of his(and all other) cocks might have something to do with it, but my money is on it being suggested to him.
 
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