Chris' thought process

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"I'm going to change your comic, and you are going to keep those changes. Why? Because I'm the G reat D irector C handler!"

Edit: Dang word filter! :lol:
 
"The Encyclopedia Dramatica page is loaded with homoerotic imagery, so I will draw pictures of myself having sex with my friend/potential sweetheart from the ground up to replace the negativity with positivity."

Then

"The trolls keep thinking that I am having sex with my imaginary twin sister in these drawings, which I will vehemently deny and reveal that it was supposed to be my friend/potential sweetheart from the ground up without considering what she may think about pornographic drawings featuring her likeness being plastered on the internet for everyone to see."
 
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Pooped ma pants.
Oh well, I think I'll do nothing.
 
Anonimo said:
"... pornographic drawings featuring her likeness..."
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To be fair it doesn't really look like her. The woman in the drawing suffers from severe physical deformities.

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Anatomical analysis of the drawing:
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Here's what baffles me the most... why does he think that just because he's "smart", he can do whatever he wants, produce nothing and be rewarded for it. Who in the world thinks they should be rewarded for doing no... AH I forgot the welfare system. What's the point of being "smart" again? I mean times when I had no life other than to play games, I actually play games that were actually stimulating such as Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter, or Wizardry Tales of the Forsaken Land, or Skyrim on Master or Legendary difficulty with no enchanted equipment and survival mods. SOMETHING other than Pokémon/Skylanders. Why doesn't he put EFFORT into his fantasies? I mean I know I don't want to be a wage slave but he doesn't put effort into his FANTASY world. It's supposed to be HIS WORLD and yet he puts ZERO effort into his downtime. All the time in the world and all the games he could play, and he plays childish infant crap and that's supposed to be entertaining for him? But, because he's "smart".... ughh....
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
It just makes him seem so out of touch with the rest of humanity, almost like he's an alien crash-landed on Earth
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Well, this analogy makes perfect sense, really. Most of the things that Chris knows about interacting with others seems to come from things like television shows, videogames,animes or pornography so he mixes these things in his mind and thinks that's how reality works. He's been effectively isolated from his peers since the MHS days and lived in a mental time bubble with television and his interactions with trolls / random internet acquaintances as his window to the real world. The fact that he can't seem to recognize Family Guy's jokes as satire(as evidenced by mimicking his anti-homosexual stances directly from that) or comprehend human relationships beyond what they're represented on tv or videogames.

hurrhurrhurr said:
Chris' concept of "comedy", especially pertaining to "random access humor"
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The more I've watched Family Guy and knowing Chris's adoration of the series, the more I've found his "random-access humor" understandable. Not understandable in the sense that I'd know what's supposed to be funny in these so_random blurts, but more understandable in terms of where it stems from.
 
I might as well say it even though it's been said MANY times. What was he thinkin that fucking a blow up doll screaming JULAY would be attractive for his "lover"?
 
"I can't clean the fucking mess my house is because my mom won't tell me where each thing goes."

Sweet and Savoury said:
I've always wondered about that speech he gave to the Jerkops.

He said that in the middle of his speech they started to chase after him. So was Fatty extolling them as he waddled off or did they jump him as he was talking. It's an interesting conundrum
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I picture it was like this.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
I might as well say it even though it's been said MANY times. What was he thinkin that fucking a blow up doll screaming JULAY would be attractive for his "lover"?
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I believe that JULAY requested that. However, I can't rationalize WHY he did that since the incident followed a couple of other leaks of his nudes. Ditto the Cakefarts video.
 
You have to take into account that Fatty has no source of peer review in his life. No circle of friends to tell him when he's going too far from social norms in fact he lacks all most every type of support normal people have.

So he developed weird, creepy habits and odd speech patterned because he has no one to tell him be sounds/acts retarded.

Fatty two biggest social inputs are tv, so be sounds like a commerial when he talks and a senile 70 year old mother who only corrects him when his behavior impacts her needs.

It's a small wonder he hasn't gone feral really. Only watching tv and talking to his Mommy would drive anyone outside the box.
 
"The multi-millionaire creator of some of the most successful franchises in videogame history has personally contacted me to make a videogame based on my art. Better tell him how I don't want to harm anyone with knives."
 
"I don't like being trolled on the Internet, so I'll continue to do things that get me trolled and keep posting and getting angry.", I learned THAT lesson a long time ago.
"I don't like being told not to loiter around places and getting arrested, so I'll hang around Wal-Mart and Target and stink up the place." Chris, if you want a place outside the house to do your nerd stuff, do it at a library and go find a quiet place to sit down.
"The Game Place has all my favorite things, so I'll do things that get be permabanned, and then I'll go back there and get arrested." They don't play Pokémon in prison, Chris. Better yet, just order the stuff on the internet.

The biggest thing I can't understand if he just minded his own business, he wouldn't get trolled. If he kept his Autistic nonsense on the Internet, he wouldn't get arrested. If he want's a "boyfriend-free girl" why not find someone who actually shares his interests? I'm no male stereotype either; I keep my affectations to myself.
 
Clefairy said:
The biggest thing I can't understand if he just minded his own business, he wouldn't get trolled. If he kept his Autistic nonsense on the Internet, he wouldn't get arrested. If he want's a "boyfriend-free girl" why not find someone who actually shares his interests? I'm no male stereotype either; I keep my affectations to myself.
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If he kept his autistic nonsense confined to the internet he'd still be trolled.

As for finding a boyfriend-free girl with similar interests, you have to remember two things; 1) Chris is too lazy and thinks boyfriend-free girls should approach him, and 2) even if he did find a woman who shared his interests, he's still a smelly, creepy, spoiled manbaby. His personality would repel any woman he met. That coupled with his inability to take a hint and piss off might result in having the cops called on him. Which would lead to him being arrested.
 
Coldgrip said:
If he kept his autistic nonsense confined to the internet he'd still be trolled.

As for finding a boyfriend-free girl with similar interests, you have to remember two things; 1) Chris is too lazy and thinks boyfriend-free girls should approach him, and 2) even if he did find a woman who shared his interests, he's still a smelly, creepy, spoiled manbaby. His personality would repel any woman he met. That coupled with his inability to take a hint and piss off might result in having the cops called on him. Which would lead to him being arrested.
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Well, yeah he'd still be trolled on the internet. But trolls can't actually force you to do anything IRL(like shove pieces of medallions up your ass), and I'm surprised no one tried to pull a bastard child out of him to get at the monthly tugboat(yes there are women who do that, I know several of them).
 
Clefairy said:
Well, yeah he'd still be trolled on the internet. But trolls can't actually force you to do anything IRL(like shove pieces of medallions up your ass)...
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They can if you're Chris. Remember, this is a guy who thinks that the toon world is a real place and that his lego voodoo magic can really harm people he doesn't like. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 
Coldgrip said:
They can if you're Chris. Remember, this is a guy who thinks that the toon world is a real place and that his lego voodoo magic can really harm people he doesn't like. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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I'm surprised he hasn't gotten himself killed with the mentality he has. There are places in this country that acting like that can get you shot.
 
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