Chris' thought process

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exball said:
It's like he's retarded or something.
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I believe the term you are looking for is slow-in-the-mind. Remember to be sensitive when addressing groups that way you don't offend social justice cuntwhistles.
 
NavierStoked said:
Why did he have that much sausage on him? Was he planning for a BBQ that nobody (aside from the Sonichu characters) would go to?
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It was something OPL said when he was arrested. He said that "he never wanted to experience that much sausage on top of him ever again." He was referring to the male jerkops whom had to tackle his fatass to the ground before they cuffed him.
 
My 2 cents.

Chris has some weird thought processes. But they are not random. There are some consistent flaws in his logic. Almost all of the bizarre conclusions highlighted in this thread can be attributed to one of the following:

1. He doesn't have a great sense of other people. This means he expects everyone to react the way he wants/expects. He also tends to view everyone as one non-Chris entity, with many manifestations.

How does this manifest itself? His assumptions that anything he likes is universally liked. His sense of entitlement (person A hurt him, he can collect the debt from anyone else, since they are all basically the same entity).

2. His belief in toon-world. Or more generally his belief that fictional characters inhabit a reality.

How does this manifest itself? His use of drawing to demonstrate various things, particularly his sexuality. His use of TV shows as sources for info on the real world (a valid strategy, in his mind, since they are more real).

3. His gullibility. He has no idea when people are screwing with him.

How does this manifest itself? Trolling, mostly.

4. He has been very sheltered. He hasn't had many regular interactions with other people/situations. This is a bit of a vicious circle, since his lack of "experience" makes it harder for him to get "experience"

How does this manifest itself? It increases his gullibility, since he doesn't have a good sense about what is plausible and what isn't. He parrots things he sees on t.v/hears from his parents since that is his only contact with a lot of topics.
 
scxthursday said:
It was something OPL said when he was arrested. He said that "he never wanted to experience that much sausage on top of him ever again." He was referring to the male jerkops whom had to tackle his fatass to the ground before they cuffed him.
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No one likes getting dog-piled but for Fatty it's extra frustrating as it forces him to face the fact that he's not a superman. He just can't toss those Jerkops aside he would love too.

Anytime reality forces Chris to deal with it is probably extra traumatizing for him.
 
Clefairy said:
The "sausage" he was referring to was a big black guy in him. When I saw big black dudes I used to think of sausage when I saw them, escpecally if they were sweating.
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I'm amazed at the concepts Chris has admitted to knowing, yet still denies. The most timely example being "I had all these awesome gal-pals in high school, who were my best friends ever... Even though they told me point blank they were never my friends at all. I was the best time of my life!"
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I'm amazed at the concepts Chris has admitted to knowing, yet still denies. The most timely example being "I had all these awesome gal-pals in high school, who were my best friends ever... Even though they told me point blank they were never my friends at all. I was the best time of my life!"
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To be fair, I was an outcast in high school myself, As well as a few people who would be nice to me and friends with me because they felt sorry for me. Even though the friendship wasn't really there, I do appreciate them giving me some good memories of high school. What still surprises me is that how betrayed he felt when this revelation came even know they explained it to him way beforehand.
 
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tobacky_vapor said:
To be fair, I was an outcast in high school myself, As well as a few people who would be nice to mean friends with me because they felt sorry for me. Even though the friendship wasn't really there, I do appreciate them giving me some good memories of high school. What still surprises me is that how betrayed he felt when this revelation came even know they explained it to him way beforehand.
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....And yet he's made Lego Minifigs of all of them and continues to live out his adolescent escapist fantasy.

Labelled Minifigs, even. With names embossed on the bases and everything.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I'm amazed at the concepts Chris has admitted to knowing, yet still denies. The most timely example being "I had all these awesome gal-pals in high school, who were my best friends ever... Even though they told me point blank they were never my friends at all. I was the best time of my life!"
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To Chris what is true is not nearly as important as what he wants to be true. He does this with every memory and situation unless it is so obvious a truth that even he can't deny it (he couldn't convince himself his house didn't catch fire for instance).
 
What still baffles me is that if he has all this money and time, and he still dwells on High School? I would have said fuck them ho's and moved on with life(and gotten a degree which would get me an actual fucking JOB), and with this extra money, then buy my own Legos/video games/etc. with my own money. Being an adult is about doing what you want, as long as you EARN it. That's the point Chris doesn't understand, because he doesn't want to, and he's going to stay miserable and under his mothers thumb until he realizes it.

I always wonder what would happen to Chris if he were dropped into Africa, Afganistan, Iraq, or Europe. In America you can be what you want, and have what you want, if you EARN it(and don't step on anyone in the process, so no rape, theft, etc.)
 
Clefairy said:
What still baffles me is that if he has all this money and time, and he still dwells on High School? I would have said fuck them ho's and moved on with life(and gotten a degree which would get me an actual fucking JOB), and with this extra money, then buy my own Legos/video games/etc. with my own money. Being an adult is about doing what you want, as long as you EARN it. That's the point Chris doesn't understand, because he doesn't want to, and he's going to stay miserable and under his mothers thumb until he realizes it.

I always wonder what would happen to Chris if he were dropped into Africa, Afganistan, Iraq, or Europe. In America you can be what you want, and have what you want, if you EARN it(and don't step on anyone in the process, so no rape, theft, etc.)
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Just stop posting
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I'm amazed at the concepts Chris has admitted to knowing, yet still denies. The most timely example being "I had all these awesome gal-pals in high school, who were my best friends ever... Even though they told me point blank they were never my friends at all. I was the best time of my life!"
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it's no different how he can swing from "those dang dirty trolls pretended to be women to ruin my life" to "i've loved and lost so many good women" depending on which is more appealing to him at the time.

chris' reality is astoundingly malleable in that way. ties into his entitlement re: everything else in his life. if the past should could be a specific way that benefits him in that moment, then it must be that way.
 
"Surely showing the entire internet this scribbling I made of me having sex with three imaginary women and using the exact words half-and-half to describe the biracial woman will prove I'm straight. It totally won't make me look insane or anything."
 
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