Chris' thought process

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deeman said:
Remember, He got a little bit of Chun-Li inside of him...
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For someone who issued death threats constantly and invited his enemies to come to 14 Branchland Court, Chris is a hilariously ineffective fighter. All you'd have to do is shove him when he's trying to perform one of his "kicks" and it'd be the end of it.
 
libertyoftheaether said:
For someone who issued death threats constantly and invited his enemies to come to 14 Branchland Court, Chris is a hilariously ineffective fighter. All you'd have to do is shove him when he's trying to perform one of his "kicks" and it'd be the end of it.
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If Chris falls on his back, would he be able to get up? Also, if nobody is around... :alog:
 
Anustart said:
Judging by his emails to Jackie, he seems to think he can actually pass for a woman. Which is perplexing because he also expects people to automagically know he is a STRAIGHT man.
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I really don't get how Chris can't stand the thought of people saying he's gay, yet proudly continues to do the one thing that legitimately makes him look gay, even after people have told him about it.
 
waffle said:
Chris is not logical at all. What a lot of you guys are calling logic is just him being autistic and trying to have a concrete rule about everything. Part of logic is beIng able to think though things and come up with a reasoned result. Chris merely observers trial and error and then proclaims he has the answer, but has no idea why that's the answer just that everything else is wrong.
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As one of the people who has talked about logic, I will defend myself by saying I am not equating "logic" with "sound logic" or "good logic". Having a concrete rule about things is a way of attempting to attach logic to it. If the scenario doesn't merit a concrete rule, or you come up with a really bizarre rule, the logic is poorly executed.
 
deeman said:
If Chris falls on his back, would he be able to get up? Also, if nobody is around... :alog:
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He'd be like a flipped-over turtle. :c

timtommy said:
As one of the people who has talked about logic, I will defend myself by saying I am not equating "logic" with "sound logic" or "good logic". Having a concrete rule about things is a way of attempting to attach logic to it. If the scenario doesn't merit a concrete rule, or you come up with a really bizarre rule, the logic is poorly executed.
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I know but to me that's like calling flat Earthism "scientific," just not "sound science" or "good science." You might as well not call it scientific.

Honestly I think what you are describing is more "dogmatic."
 
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Marvin said:
Well, I guess I phrased that poorly. Chris is being punished with male parts in this life because in past lives he was a lesbian. In okcupid answers, he talks about how he's confident he's had past lives.
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Waitwaitwait... Let's break this down.

1 - Chris believes he was a lesbian in a previous life.
2 - Chris believes that homosexuality is against God's will.
3 - Therefore, Chris believes that being male in this life is a punishment by God for being a lesbian in a previous life.

Now let's sit back for a minute and bask in the breathtaking stupidity of this Chris'tardian syllogism.

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Ah! Very refreshing! Now, what I'm wondering is how Our Pet Manbaby arrived at this conclusion. Did God personally come to him in a dream and tell Chrisshun he's been cursed with a bent duck and the face of a half-formed baby for his sins in a former life? We know that kind of thing happens fairly often. Or, otoh, has Fat Dummy recently obtained some other kind of mystical power we know not of? Has his voodoo-lego cursing led to an interest in occult studies? The mind reels at the possibilities!
 
I think Chris-chan confuses "real" lesbians with what he sees in the movies.

Instead of imagining manly trucker women who are manlier than him and hairy, he is imagining these bisexual supermodels as a "lesbian" who really aren't.
 
"I was banned from a store, but that surely means I was only banned from one particular storefront and not the mall as a whole, even though I was specifically told this previously! I worked out a perfect loophole. It's bulletproof, just like my sign that says I'm looking for a boyfriend-free girl. I'll just draw comics showing that my method will work eventually, and it will all be legit."
 
Anustart said:
Judging by his emails to Jackie, he seems to think he can actually pass for a woman. Which is perplexing because he also expects people to automagically know he is a STRAIGHT man.
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Mm yeah. I kinda suspect he thinks he looks like...

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One of my favorite Chris-logics is "State Copyright on the word Sonichu = I can put anything in my comic and not get sued". It's basically being repeated now, with "Consent from a radio station = I can put copyrighted music on a CD R and sell it".
 
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