Chris' thought process

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Determining what Chris actually believes is always going to be tough because of his incredibly poor communication skills. Coupled with his (also poor) reasoning ability, you get stuff like his "riddle" or his account for why he was banned from the Game Place.

That said, I think Chris does believe that magic exists and he desperately wishes he had it.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I sometimes wonder how Chris would react if someone claimed to have put a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on him.
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I wonder myself how he would react if somebody told him something in the line of:

"What if god is punishing you because you curse people? God doesnt like that stuff. Face it, the people you curse doesnt seem to be affected at all, but your life is utter shit. Since cursing is a sin, maybe god REDIRECTS every single curse you throw RIGHT BACK AT YOU."

Of course, this is bullshit and mildly retarded (In fact, im an atheist myself) but it fits perfectly with Chris, his views on the supernatural, and of top of that it gives him a more valid reason to his shitty life than admitting his innumerable flaws.

To me the best part about Chris and his autistic curses and lego-voodoo is how he believes that people take serious-fucking-bussiness. He even uses it as a bargaining point: "Do what I say and you wont suffer the cursing anymore"

Since he is a manbaby and (as discussed to death already in this thread) lacks any theory of mind he has no idea how childish and moronic all that sounds to anybody who isnt a goddamn imbecile like him.

One of my favorite examples is when he threated Evan to create him on Soul Calibur and beat him up "like there is no tomorrow"...when he didnt even know how the fuck Evan looked like to begin with!

Just the thought that Chris believed that such threath would come off as scary, or badass, blows my mind.


And now that I mentioned the word badass, I'd like to comment this quote from the very first video addressed to the trolls:

I would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze, troll, badass, or whatever adjectives, good or explicit, you may feel about me.
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I cant even begin to imagine what was happening on that noggin of his to use the words "badass"...the most logical explanation (and since this is Chris...I'll be wrong) is that he didnt know what that word means, because, what the hell?

-TROLL A: Hey dude, did you know about this fat dorky guy with autism who wears clown shirts and pedo glasses? He made some extra-faggy Sonic re-color comic. And even wears a retarded looking medallion of it!

-TROLL B: Wow! That's......that's........BADASS!!!

-TROLL A: Yeah! So let's troll him because of...reasons!
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I cant even begin to imagine what was happening on that noggin of his to use the words "badass"...the most logical explanation (and since this is Chris...I'll be wrong) is that he didnt know what that word means, because, what the hell?
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The most likely explanation is that he didn't know what it meant - his attempts at using contemporary slang are generally filled with unintentional hilarity (my favourite examples have cropped up on various occasions when he's attempted to pose as a troll himself). However, one possible alternative is that he seemed to think the trolls were actually afraid of him, possibly because of his Herculean strength and powerful magic, and therefore he was apologising for causing such uncontrollable pants-wetting terror.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I sometimes wonder how Chris would react if someone claimed to have put a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on him. Would he dismiss it as something that only The Original Chris'tard Chandler could successfully do, or would he attribute his various misfortunes to it and frantically demand that it be lifted?
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Well, he could never seem to dismiss when you did something to his comic. When I was drawing Sonichu and Mitch having bathhouse scenes and such, Chris got all uppity and felt a strong need to "change it back"; he seemed unable to acknowledge it was just stupid make-believe drawings. So maybe the same rule would apply to his magic powers.

Chrus Chundlur said:
I wonder myself how he would react if somebody told him something in the line of:

"What if god is punishing you because you curse people? God doesnt like that stuff. Face it, the people you curse doesnt seem to be affected at all, but your life is utter shit. Since cursing is a sin, maybe god REDIRECTS every single curse you throw RIGHT BACK AT YOU."
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Good question. As I said, maybe it would hit him pretty hard, but I think in this particular case he might fabricate some loophole on the spot to excuse himself, and the main reason I think that is because this sort of thing is directly accusing Chris of wrongdoing and he has an automatic filter for being accused of wrongdoing. Doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see it tried, though.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Good question. As I said, maybe it would hit him pretty hard, but I think in this particular case he might fabricate some loophole on the spot to excuse himself, and the main reason I think that is because this sort of thing is directly accusing Chris of wrongdoing and he has an automatic filter for being accused of wrongdoing. Doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see it tried, though.
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He's already directly blamed God for his many misfortunes, so he'd probably blame God for siding with the trolls. Freakin' Emmanuel God is just another authority figure who won't give him whatever he wants. Chris has no shame.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
I cant even begin to imagine what was happening on that noggin of his to use the words "badass"...the most logical explanation (and since this is Chris...I'll be wrong) is that he didnt know what that word means, because, what the hell?
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Given Chris's poor grasp on the English language to begin with and his own tendency to combine two words to make his own phrases, my moneys on him not understanding the idea of two words that have negative connotations coming together to form something positive. Like in his head it went "You're bad and you're an ass. Therefore, you're a badass."
 
My new favorite example of Chris' mind is his need for Legos. He reminds me of of a study I read about once, where monkeys were put in chambers with two buttons. One button made food appear, the other caused a needle to inject them with cocaine, and they couldn't have both at the same time. They rejected the food and chose to be injected with cocaine, keeping it up until they starved to death.
 
I'm particularly curious about Chris's need for toys and other stuff that is generally considered for kids - his concrete mind has very concrete views on what adult life is, so logically he should throw that shit away. Probably another case of his incredible doublethink powers, and cherry picking - what's convenient for him he can leave away.
Really, his entire view on adult life is a cargo cult. As mentioned many times, he was fixated on getting china because it'd supposedly make him a big boy - and obviously it hasn't changed diddly squat. In reality it's something no one cares about and he's still a child for every other reason. Neither is the fact that Chris plays with Lego itself what makes him immature and irresponsible, it's because he blows away all the money he's supposedly desparate for on it. You'd think he'd give up on Lego if people convinced him that he needs to to be cool, but it overwrites all.
 
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