Chris turns 40

[Open Window Maniac]

That was his 17th. Chris got a Dreamcast on his 18th.

On his big 18th, I imagine the "gal-pals" told family and friends that they were going to "the birthday party of that one special kid".

Chris puts the "special" in "special needs."

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Bob didn't live to see Chris anally plowing Sonichu in the comic.

That makes me wonder two things -

1) How much R34 stuff has Chris drawn we haven't seen, he's got to have done a fair bit of it.
2) How much Bob knew of Chris's sex life - I'm not talking about being a virgin with rage here, but about his porn tastes, sex toys etc, I know he walked in on Chris fettling his giggle stick on more than one occasion.

Chris puts the "special" in "special needs."

I'd honestly like to see his current evaluations, there is more going on than Just Autism and there always has been.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd honestly like to see his current evaluations, there is more going on than Just Autism and there always has been.

I have to imagine doing a psych evaluation on Chris now would be like looking upon a Lovecraftian monster: You would learn so many things people weren't meant to know and go mad in the process.

 

[seri0us]

I have to say, of all the franchises I have dropped recently because of how immoral and nasty the people that run them have been, and how terribly they have been administrated, ol' chrissy just keeps going.

Is that seriously the only thing that's stuck with you about the past 10 years of your life?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'd honestly like to see his current evaluations, there is more going on than Just Autism and there always has been.

Autism can come with a whole alphabet soup of disorders and syndromes.

Chris could also have ADD, "oppositional defiant disorder" or ODD, FAS (Borb were likely drinking in 1982), and who knows what else.

It really didn't help that Borb were elderly when they had Chris. Of course Chris saw it as a "miracle".

Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. I was truly a miracle.

 

[whiskeyechowhiskey]

Happy Late Birthday Chris. Try not to waste your money at commissary.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Autism can come with a whole alphabet soup of disorders and syndromes.

Chris could also have ADD, "oppositional defiant disorder" or ODD, FAS (Borb were likely drinking in 1982), and who knows what else.

It really didn't help that Borb were elderly when they had Chris. Of course Chris saw it as a "miracle".

Kind of surprised Chris didn't latch on to the story of Abraham and Sarah or Zechariah and Elizabeth as part of his religion. Seems like low hanging fruit.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

How much Bob knew of Chris's sex life - I'm not talking about being a virgin with rage here, but about his porn tastes, sex toys etc, I know he walked in on Chris fettling his giggle stick on more than one occasion.

I guess Bob didn't notice those mail packages from Adam & Eve, or maybe Chris was 'clever' and told him they were sent to the wrong address. I don't know how someone would be that oblivious, even for the fact that Bob was in control of Chris' bank account for a short time. Maybe Bob knew and just did not want to know any further. If I was Bob and knew about it, I'd be worried my sped of a son might choke on some thing or destroy his rectum with the anal beads or dildo. Come to think of it, I don't think Bob ever had the inclination to teach Chris about sex. Maybe before Chris' date with Emily, but I can't say for sure since there's nothing recorded on the CWCki about it.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I guess Bob didn't notice those mail packages from Adam & Eve, or maybe Chris was 'clever' and told him they were sent to the wrong address. I don't know how someone would be that oblivious, even for the fact that Bob was in control of Chris' bank account for a short time. Maybe Bob knew and just did not want to know any further. If I was Bob and knew about it, I'd be worried my sped of a son might choke on some thing or destroy his rectum with the anal beads or dildo. Come to think of it, I don't think Bob ever had the inclination to teach Chris about sex. Maybe before Chris' date with Emily, but I can't say for sure since there's nothing recorded on the CWCki about it.

I doubt Borb even knew what Adam and Eve was.

 

[Jack Awful]

I doubt Borb even knew what Adam and Eve was.

Probably thought it was some Christian shopping website.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Probably thought it was some Christian shopping website.

As with Chris and Bob's relationship in general, I doubt he really cared or asked questions.

"What's in that box?"
"Hmmmmm.... It's vidya games among which!"
"Okay."

 

[Ophelia]

Adam & Eve’s packaging is probably discreet. These places don’t have “BIG DICKS AND NAKED LADIES STORE!” written as the return address. Hilarious though that would be.

Plus, what is cosplaying Chris? Groping people? Harassing women? Tard raging?

Yelling, “You like this? You know who I am? I’m goin’ to jail!” in a dreadful high pitched Southern accent.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I honestly can't envision Chris as a 40 year-old. When I think of 40 year-old guys, I think of men with a steady job they've been working 10+years, a wife, kids around middle school age, and with grey hair. Chris is such a massive child, it doesn't process in my brain he's middle aged.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I honestly can't envision Chris as a 40 year-old.

I don't think I like this Netflix adaptation of Peter Pan.

 

[Broseph]

there is zero difference between 14 years old Chris and 40 years old Chris in terms of life progress!

Chris at 14: Unemployed and living in his parents house.

Chris at 40: Unemployed and living in the big house.

 

[A-№1]

I think one reason is The Classic is a very uncommon Ralph Lauren edition. The denim collar is what throws people because they made ones in the same stripes, but different collar.

Usually they get the stripes wrong as well.

Plus, when people have done it, it's just not the same. Chris has a very unique body type, being a potato on toothpick legs and arms, so dressing in his clothes just looks like a normal person with a weird sense of style.

Since when has that ever stopped cosplayers? Admittedly most bad cosplay involves fat people pretending to be fit characters, while Chris cosplays are usually fit people pretending to be fatty. Maybe cosplay only works in the one direction.

Plus, what is cosplaying Chris? Groping people? Harassing women? Tard raging?

I wonder if it's possible to cosplay Chris As He Should Have Been. Would anyone even recognize it? Maybe Rollin & Trollin Chris?

Maybe it's the autistic fascination with trains? Or maybe when autists need to make a long road trip, it's easier than sending them through airport security?

Neither looked autistic once they turned around. Chris makes The Classic look autistic, not the other way around.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Birthdays to him might as well be a purely symbolic event, as there is zero difference between 14 years old Chris and 40 years old Chris in terms of life progress!

Chris at 14: Unemployed and living in his parents house.

Chris at 40: Unemployed and living in the big house.

Chris isn't not progressing, he's regressing. I doubt the typical 14 year old has imaginary friends.

Even Manchester Chris had real "friends" instead of imaginary ones, even if they were paid by Bob to pity "that special kid".

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

These places don’t have “BIG DICKS AND NAKED LADIES STORE!” written as the return address. Hilarious though that would be.

I can't belive I'm the only one going to make this joke but -

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I'd honestly like to see his current evaluations, there is more going on than Just Autism and there always has been.

DC is not too far from Ruckersville. Back when I was president, I had friends of friends who knew about Chris's antics firsthand, especially in Charlottesville. They think he has some kind of psychotic disorder on top of the autism. But psychiatrists didn't diagnose it because it didn't manifest the way it does in schizos who were previously normies. That and his delusions and hallucinations get dismissed as autistic problems he has always had. Psychosis make sense because Chris seemed to have a rapid fall from run of the mill autist to lolcow at the end of junior year. That's right around the time schizophrenia starts showing up in men.

 

[A-№1]

Chris could also have ADD, "oppositional defiant disorder" or ODD, FAS (Borb were likely drinking in 1982), and who knows what else.

Chris is a classic example of TBAR. There's no point in delving further into the DSM.

Chris isn't not progressing, he's regressing.

This. At 14 he was living on Borb's dime. At 40 he's living on the taxpayer's dime. How is that progress?