Chris turns 40

[Hogar Grupal]

the fact that his shirts were several sizes to small, and it really shows how ridiculous he looked.

I guess that was his autistic justification thinking he was thin. Even when he went tomgirl I bet Chris asked some poor, frightened store employee to find him a size 10 in women's clothes.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Chris needs to be locked up for life. I am glad he is out of the public view.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You're getting old Chris, but you still have time!

I'm sure there are a lot of homeless women who'd be impressed by a tough lesbian who's done prison time and has an apartment, so when he gets out and is given government housing nothing will stop him from finding a true and honest sweetheart who's around his age that can finally give him the daughter he's always wanted (I'd personally recommend Cynthia/WogglebugLoveProductions. They seem to have a lot of shared interests).

Their older age combined with his naturally intense levels of autism will ensure that child becomes a watershed for colors of the autism spectrum that medical science never dreamed could exist.

 

[Some Badger]

Feels like a lifetime ago when the Cwcki posited Chris was gonna die relatively young due to his poor health, and him hitting 40 was gonna be start of the deathwatch stage. With that said, being in jail has proven to actually be a significant improvement on his habits, so that’s probably gonna prolong the inevitable the longer he’s in custody.

 

[A-№1]

Yeah add in the hideous yellow sonic medallion, the fact that his shirts were several sizes to small, and it really shows how ridiculous he looked.

Twice I've seen someone wearing The Classic who looked just like (pre-troon) Chris from behind. It was a bit of an "oh shit" moment each time until they turned around.

Oddly enough, both times were on Amtrak. Make of that what you will.

Also, pre-troon Chris is such an easy cosplay, I'm surprised we don't see it more often (and when we do, it's never quite 100%).

I guess that was his autistic justification thinking he was thin.

It might have fit him when Barb first bought it for him at Goodwill. Then he wore it every single day for years and years.

 

[Alcalino9000]

in reality no one should have been surprised by all this, the message was clear, we just got used to the idea that it was not going to happen.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Also, pre-troon Chris is such an easy cosplay, I'm surprised we don't see it more often (and when we do, it's never quite 100%).

I think one reason is The Classic is a very uncommon Ralph Lauren edition. The denim collar is what throws people because they made ones in the same stripes, but different collar.

Plus, when people have done it, it's just not the same. Chris has a very unique body type, being a potato on toothpick legs and arms, so dressing in his clothes just looks like a normal person with a weird sense of style. Plus, what is cosplaying Chris? Groping people? Harassing women? Tard raging?

PS Happy late birthday Chris

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Picture of Chris about to cry on his 18th birthday because Barb gave him a Pro 200 Electronic Handheld Gaming System.

Which cost $19.88 in 1999 and $25 in the unopened box in 2022, an appreciation of 25%.

Meanwhile $20 in 1999 is worth about $33 in 2022, a depreciation of nearly 70%.

Conclusion: the Pro 200 performed better than the dollar, and would've been a wise investment in 1999.

Spoiler

JK it doesn't factor in that the $5 appreciation was outpaced by 70% inflation, so it actually lost value.

Edit: didn't see the $5 discount, so at an original $25 MSRP and current MSRP, the dollar is literally the same as a shitty forgotten handheld console that was obsolete when it came out.

Let's go Brandon!

 

[Shabobus]

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Picture of Chris about to cry on his 18th birthday because Barb gave him a Pro 200 Electronic Handheld Gaming System.

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Which cost $19.88 in 1999 and $25 in the unopened box in 2022, an appreciation of 25%.

Meanwhile $20 in 1999 is worth about $33 in 2022, a depreciation of nearly 70%.

Conclusion: the Pro 200 performed better than the dollar, and would've been a wise investment in 1999.

Spoiler

JK it doesn't factor in that the $5 appreciation was outpaced by 70% inflation, so it actually lost value.

Let's go Brandon!

The happiest day of his life.

 

[Turbocuck]

Twice I've seen someone wearing The Classic who looked just like (pre-troon) Chris from behind. It was a bit of an "oh shit" moment each time until they turned around.

Oddly enough, both times were on Amtrak. Make of that what you will.

Maybe it's the autistic fascination with trains? Or maybe when autists need to make a long road trip, it's easier than sending them through airport security?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Chris my brother in incarcerating slavery. I will fuck a grandma in your honor.

To truly honor Chris you have to fuck your own grandma.

 

[The Un-Clit]

View attachment 3017833
Which cost $19.88 in 1999 and $25 in the unopened box in 2022, an appreciation of 25%.

Meanwhile $20 in 1999 is worth about $33 in 2022, a depreciation of nearly 70%.

Conclusion: the Pro 200 performed better than the dollar, and would've been a wise investment in 1999.

Spoiler

JK it doesn't factor in that the $5 appreciation was outpaced by 70% inflation, so it actually lost value.

Edit: didn't see the $5 discount, so at an original $25 MSRP and current MSRP, the dollar is literally the same as a shitty forgotten handheld console that was obsolete when it came out.

I....really don't know if I should rate this 'winner' or 'autistic'......

 

[A Grey Cat]

in reality no one should have been surprised by all this, the message was clear, we just got used to the idea that it was not going to happen.

He crossed the "doll fucker" threshold when he made for JULAYS eyes only. It was only a matter of time before he crossed either the dog fucker or some other threshold of sexual deviancy.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The happiest day of his life.

Was he really crying because he was happy, or because he got a piece of shit handheld that's only slightly better than a Tiger LCD game?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

View attachment 3017829
Picture of Chris about to cry on his 18th birthday because Barb gave him a Pro 200 Electronic Handheld Gaming System.

View attachment 3017833
Which cost $19.88 in 1999 and $25 in the unopened box in 2022, an appreciation of 25%.

Meanwhile $20 in 1999 is worth about $33 in 2022, a depreciation of nearly 70%.

Conclusion: the Pro 200 performed better than the dollar, and would've been a wise investment in 1999.

Spoiler

JK it doesn't factor in that the $5 appreciation was outpaced by 70% inflation, so it actually lost value.

Edit: didn't see the $5 discount, so at an original $25 MSRP and current MSRP, the dollar is literally the same as a shitty forgotten handheld console that was obsolete when it came out.

Let's go Brandon!

And yet he can't keep his eyes off that god damn party magician on the TV.

 

[Shabobus]

Was he really crying because he was happy, or because he got a piece of shit handheld that's only slightly better than a Tiger LCD game?

Not to be that guy but it was his 17th that he got the crappy handheld. He got a Sega Dreamcast on his 18th, along with pizza and being surrounded by his fake gal-pals. Legit probably the happiest day of his life at the time.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Not to be that guy but it was his 17th that he got the crappy handheld. He got a Sega Dreamcast on his 18th, along with pizza and being surrounded by his fake gal-pals. Legit probably the happiest day of his life at the time.

He's right. I didn't get my facts straight. 1999-1982 = 17.

 

[King Kiwi]

I....really don't know if I should rate this 'winner' or 'autistic'......

I don't know but that Chip and Dale behind him is ominous as shit.

Literally world war 3 happens on Chris's birthday and now over 20 years ago he's predicting the next new live action animated hybrid.

Maybe there's something to this meditation crap.

 

[JULAY]

Yesterday Chrisshun Wesson Chanler turned 40. Behind bars, where he belongs. I just hope that when he gets out he manages to get his life straightened out. Haha, what am I saying, he's a 40 year old sexually confused fat autistic man who still hasn't learned how to not poop himself.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Legit probably the happiest day of his life at the time.

I imagine the "gal-pals" told family and friends that they were going to "the birthday party of that one special kid".

Also it was probably the best day of his life period, at least aside from the day he "just won" the sweepstakes at 12.