Chris turns 40

[NaggotFigger]

Great, Happy 40th Birthday, Chris. Now, spend your birthday in prison.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

That's interesting. I knew Bob had a liking for sonichu,

Bob didn't live to see Chris anally plowing Sonichu in the comic.

 

[Snuckening]

Someone send him a cake with 40 candles, and a dildo baked into it.

 

[PeckingOrder]

I honestly never expected that Chris would spend his 40th birthday in jail. Don’t know if it was optimism or naïveté on my part.

 

[GypsyBard]

Ww3 happening on Chris's birthday

 

[_Garrosh_]

Happy Birthday Chrissy chan, Hope Jail treats you the way you deserve.

 

[A-№1]

his ridiculous stripped shirt

It's a fairly common, generic rugby shirt. I've seen the same style worn by other people. You can buy them on the internet. It only looked ridiculous on Chris because it was a few sizes too small for him, and he doesn't exactly have a rugby physique. Also he wore it all the fucking time. Also he's Chris.

Think of the captain of the football team that wasn't good enough to be a pro player, but still got to bang the entire cheerleader squad and think back fondly on it later while living their perfectly normal, pleasant, but unremarkable married life as a well-paid tradesman, making sure their wife and kids are taken care of.

In that case, I would have thought the birth of your first (and second and third etc.) child would rank above anything that happened in high school.

Ww3 happening on Chris's birthday

This is just Sudeten 2.0.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

strangely fits. even Chris hero is falling onto hard times.

 

[Lando Griffin]

So what event is going to happen on his 50th birthday?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I kind of wonder if Chris would have had a come to Jesus moment if someone could have shown him 20 years ago where his life was right now.

His life right now is not much different from....the very beginning. He is just in prison n

 

[ǴǞRFǁǮLD]

Happy birthday Chrissy boy, hope you make it to the 5th floor!

 

[ñññ]

By the time Bob was 40 he was already married with a child. He was an army veteran who worked as an engineer for Western electric. It's surreal seeing how different their lives were from each other.

Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create... people like Chris I guess.

Happy Birthday Chrissy chan, Hope Jail treats you the way you deserve.

They won't. America loves retards and trannies.

 

[LikeAStone]

So what event is going to happen on his 50th birthday?

The heat death of the Universe

 

[Fatuae]

You think any fangirls (or gay fanboys) are sending Chris any love letters in jail?

 

[kendraObscura]

40...so Chris is a Cougar now

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

By the time Bob was 40 he was already married with a child. He was an army veteran who worked as an engineer for Western electric. It's surreal seeing how different their lives were from each other.

Both ended Up with the same woman tho.

 

[King Kiwi]

Ww3 happening on Chris's birthday

We were all fools, this is true.

Still, I can go home at the end of the day and not sleep on a fold-out cot.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

40...so Chris is a Cougar now

I have a feeling if one tells Chris this: 1. the rusted cogs in his brain won't know what that is; 2. if it does, that means he'll be either proud of it or, he'll insist he's still a 'young woman'.

 

[Josterman]

Longer than that, if we assume he failed while in Barb's womb.

I doubt that

Null should make another silver coin with this as the motto.

lol

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's a fairly common, generic rugby shirt. I've seen the same style worn by other people. You can buy them on the internet. It only looked ridiculous on Chris because it was a few sizes too small for him, and he doesn't exactly have a rugby physique. Also he wore it all the fucking time. Also he's Chris.

Yeah add in the hideous yellow sonic medallion, the fact that his shirts were several sizes to small, and it really shows how ridiculous he looked.


Also props to the poster above for using the crushing 30 song even if it's off by a decade. To all those born after 1990 trying to outrun you're 30th birthday just remember it could always be a lot worse.