Chris turns 40

[Random Internet Person]

40. There once was a time where I thought I never thought I'd see Chris reach this day.

 

[Holdek]

Um actually guys it's Mexican Flag Day.

 

[SpeedBaller]

The invasion of Ukraine on "Christian Love Day" will only strengthen lard ass's delusions and god complex. He will no doubt claim he saw this coming and the fact that invasion started on his birthday will no doubt be further proof to him that he is the real Jesus Christ Sonichu Pony Fag.

 

[TheSword]

Happy birthday Chris, ignore all these literal nigger cattle seething over your existence.

 

[thismanlies]

Do you think jail staff will toss him a cookie for his birthday?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Um actually guys it's Mexican Flag Day.

Does that mean I have to draw his Sombrero Fakemon?

EDIT: Russian invasion was in his issue with the Idea Guys. Does Christine Pristine have precognitive vision?!

 

[Ted_Logan]

Happy Christan love day as now the merge is on with ww3

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He will no doubt claim he saw this coming and the fact that invasion started on his birthday will no doubt be further proof to him that he is the real Jesus Christ Sonichu Pony Fag.

Are you saying he is not the real Jesus Christ Sonichu Pony Fag?

 

[draggs]

Russia invaded the Ukraine today because that is where the first dimensional merge portal will form. Today

This is because Putin has decided mother Russia must be the country that the residents of CWCville first contact when they cross over

Chris is in jail because the US government didn't want him taking up his rightful claim to control the portal and any crossers either

World War Chris-chan bout to kick off

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I hope he's throwing a tantrum as we speak.

Get fucked, Chris.

 

[变性黑鬼]

I can't believe Bob was 52 when he had Chris... our little nigga never stood a chance. We're lucky he only raped his mom, and not every grandma in Richmond.

 

[AnOminous]

The world is a safer place with this madman in Arkham Asylum.

 

[Coelacanth]

Merry Birthmus, ya filthy animal. I'd say I'm glad you're not getting anything but a dose of reality for the big 40 this year but weens will probably send you shit.

if World War 3 breaks out, I'm blaming you Chris.

 

[veri]

HAPPY CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY TRUE AND HONEST FANS ️️

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris is never going to reach 30, because he eats so much McDonalds.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris is never going to reach 30, because he eats so much McDonalds.

Have you become unstuck in time?

 

[Jack LOLson]

If the Merge is not happening now, then I don't know when it will and Chris is going to cry himself to death tonight.

Here's to 40 years of Autism and Failure.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I feel bad for Chris. Today he should have celebrated with Barb.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Have you become unstuck in time?

Yeah, I jumped through a wormhole back to CWCki Forums.
Remember when people seriously said that? Like he would just drop dead in the next 5 minutes from not eating enough vegetables.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I can see him snapping his fingers at his pudding cup tonight and "willing into existence" a scrumptious 9 dollar chocolate cake from Wal-Mart and pretending to eat it sit his bare bargearse on it and fart

FTFY