”Every time The Kiwi Farms gets caught trying to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, it promises it'll never do so again.”
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40. There once was a time where I thought I never thought I'd see Chris reach this day.
Down to where? All that is down is only the floor.
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Um actually guys it's Mexican Flag Day.
The invasion of Ukraine on "Christian Love Day" will only strengthen lard ass's delusions and god complex. He will no doubt claim he saw this coming and the fact that invasion started on his birthday will no doubt be further proof to him that he is the real Jesus Christ Sonichu Pony Fag.
Do you have any idea who you’re dealing with here?
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Happy birthday Chris, ignore all these literal nigger cattle seething over your existence.
Sacred Cows Make the Juiciest Hamburgers.
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Do you think jail staff will toss him a cookie for his birthday?
Literally Ass-Raped By Shideon's Katana: 2 (ouch)
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Um actually guys it's Mexican Flag Day.
Does that mean I have to draw his Sombrero Fakemon?
EDIT: Russian invasion was in his issue with the Idea Guys. Does Christine Pristine have precognitive vision?!
Last edited: Feb 24, 2022
Happy Christan love day as now the merge is on with ww3
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
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He will no doubt claim he saw this coming and the fact that invasion started on his birthday will no doubt be further proof to him that he is the real Jesus Christ Sonichu Pony Fag.
Are you saying he is not the real Jesus Christ Sonichu Pony Fag?
We traveled together, east. Always.. into the east
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Russia invaded the Ukraine today because that is where the first dimensional merge portal will form. Today
This is because Putin has decided mother Russia must be the country that the residents of CWCville first contact when they cross over
Chris is in jail because the US government didn't want him taking up his rightful claim to control the portal and any crossers either
World War Chris-chan bout to kick off
Kirk deserved it.
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I hope he's throwing a tantrum as we speak.
Get fucked, Chris.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized -Sun Tzu
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I can't believe Bob was 52 when he had Chris... our little nigga never stood a chance. We're lucky he only raped his mom, and not every grandma in Richmond.
Any road will take you there.
Retired Staff
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The world is a safer place with this madman in Arkham Asylum.
Your local living fossil.
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Merry Birthmus, ya filthy animal. I'd say I'm glad you're not getting anything but a dose of reality for the big 40 this year but weens will probably send you shit.
if World War 3 breaks out, I'm blaming you Chris.
kill count: .5 (rope snapped)
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HAPPY CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY TRUE AND HONEST FANS
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Potato Chips
True & Honest Fan
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Chris is never going to reach 30, because he eats so much McDonalds.
Autobot Leader & Resident KF Transformers Expert
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Chris is never going to reach 30, because he eats so much McDonalds.
Have you become unstuck in time?
DEATH TO THE HELL'S COW!!!
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Here we go again!
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I feel bad for Chris. Today he should have celebrated with Barb.
Potato Chips
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Have you become unstuck in time?
Yeah, I jumped through a wormhole back to CWCki Forums.
Remember when people seriously said that? Like he would just drop dead in the next 5 minutes from not eating enough vegetables.
Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
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I can see him snapping his fingers at his pudding cup tonight and "willing into existence" a scrumptious 9 dollar chocolate cake from Wal-Mart and pretending to eat it sit his bare bargearse on it and fart
FTFY