Chris turns 40

[King Kiwi]

I wonder what's like having a whole forum dedicated to you wishing you happy birthday and you're in jail for boning your mother.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Happy fucking birthday, Chris Chan. Hope the prison gives you a cake, even if that cake is just a dollar store pack of ding dongs..

"Mmm, you know what I like da most? Ding-Dong farts."
Happy birthday to the autistic mudbutt who ruined chocolate cake for me!

 

[MajorBlasski454]

Oh Fatty is 40 now. Hooray hooray.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Here's to a new decade of autistic Luls and sympathetic sighs.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I thought people with autism’s life expectancy was halved because of the stupid shit they get themselves into.

Depends on Genetics (Chris' Genes were fucked thanks to Borb conceiving him late and Bob himself being an engineer according to the CWCKipedia), Diet (Also fucked due to fast food)

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Happy birthday, you tranny mother fucker. I hope you get charged with treason for collaborating with Putin and your merge.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Happy birthday, Chris. Here's hoping you get to explain your warped beliefs to an unsuspecting judge.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Happy birthday!

 

[Chris Chad]

Happy Birthday to the retard that made me interested in lolcows. Enjoy rotting for the rest of them in prison.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Looked up his age the other night because I was curious and goddamn, I can't believe he's actually 40. I'm wearing my farms shirt today in honor of this momentous occasion.

 

[Purpleshells]

Happy Birthday, Chris. How fitting that today Russia is invading Ukraine the same way you invaded Barb.

 

[weegrumpy]

Happy popping out day motherfucker, too bad you had to pop back in… and out and back in again.
and I hope he enjoy this day knowing (probably not) that this will be a historical day, but not the reason he would think
but if it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t be hear being educated by the finest minds on the net

 

[thebigjoel]

Even if you're behind bars, there's still someone wishing you a happy birthday.
Except Chris./

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

When i die in the trenches of the eastern Front, at least i can find rest knowing that i didn't even get as old as chris-chan did and that the universe indeed runs in Cartoon logic and meme magic.
Hope Null saved His banana peppers.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

You know he was screwed when he called high school the best years of his life.

Chris is far from the only person to say that and mean it. And he's not going to be the last person to express that sentiment.

At least most everyone else could have an epiphany and start working towards pulling themselves out of that mindset and making attempts to better their lives. Chris just retreated deeper and deeper into a fantasy world while feeling inconvenienced that he wasn't allowed to do or say whatever he wanted without someone else in a position of authority getting in his way in real life.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Happy birthday, Chris.

You were right, the Dimensional Merge is happening. Just look at Russia.

 

[Cybertonia]

Happy 40th birthday to OPL! I knew it was gonna be with chris's life gone to complete shit but jesus christ not to this extent

 

[Paradigm]

I just wish 1982 had been the last time Chris was inside his mother's vagina.
(I make myself sick sometimes...)

 

[MadStan]

I hear mom has a big birthday surprise for him...conjugal visit?

 

[tigergrinder]

Way to go, CHRIS.