Chris turns 40

[Lucky Jim]

In Russia, President wants to knock you off a ladder

 

[AnOminous]

Your comment gives me feels. All throughout my teenage years my mom, stepdad, and grandparents told me high school is the best years of your life, but I was completely miserable during those years.

Anyone who tells a kid that is fucked in the head, and if high school was your best years, your life was worthless and you should jump in a tar pit. Kids in that period of life should be told truthfully that it gets a fuckton better later.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I was oddly looking forward to Chris entering his 40's some years ago, hoping that maybe this decade he would reach some sort of self-reflection. Now with the whole incest thing, i feel nothing.

 

[A-№1]

if high school was your best years, you are Chris

Fixed that for you.

 

[Paradigm]

It says a lot when Chris has dodged 40-Year-Old Virgin shitposting thanks to a prostitute and his mother.

 

[Bad Bad Daddy]

Imagine. Just imagine. Just imagine turning 40 in jail. In jail awaiting trial for raping your mother. Your 80+ year old demented mother. Franz Kafka himself couldn't even have imagined something like that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Imagine. Just imagine. Just imagine turning 40 in jail. In jail awaiting trial for raping your mother. Your 80+ year old demented mother. Franz Kafka himself couldn't even have imagined something like that.

Picture it. 2022 Virginia. An obese man child stuffed in solitary and screeching about soul bonding to anyone who will listen.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Happy birthday to the man, the meme, the legend himself. What a time to be alive.

 

[maguyver16]

My dude could have been spending his 40th at McDonald's, or drinking a Long Island Iced Tea, but nope, he had to go and boink his mother.

 

[Stupidface]

40.. It somehow feels unreal even though he looks terrible for 40, due to the absolute bare minimum of hygienic practices and general self-care.
Do you think he's just coping as usual or finally had an actual breakdown of some sort?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It says a lot when Chris has dodged 40-Year-Old Virgin shitposting thanks to a prostitute and his mother.

Chris is still a "virgin with rage" inside, even if he had sex he had to pay for and incest.

 

[Kabobs]

Happy birthday to God's greatest mistake!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

40..

40 years ago today, an elderly and likely drunken Borb "gave him the birth".

 

[Rupin]

I wonder how he’s taking it. Like will his ego be hurt that nobody really gives a damn that it’s his birthday in there? Or that he isn’t getting any special attention there?

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Happy Christian Love Day everyone!

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

I'm amazed he actually managed to hit 40. I used to think it'd be a miracle if he managed to hit 35. Sucks he couldn't have a party, but I'm sure he'll be eating cake tonight regardless.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Chris is still a "virgin with rage" inside, even if he had sex he had to pay for and incest.

That's where your wrong kiddo

 

[Hogar Grupal]

No amount of coping can save Chris from knowing he's turned another year older, this time behind bars. If there's a shred of self-realization left in Chris, he must be feeling depressed, sad and crying that he isn't celebrating his birthday, or at least annoying Charlottesville with his presence as he goes to any and all establishments being that one person who goes "guess who's birthday it is?"

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Chris is far from the only person to say that and mean it. And he's not going to be the last person to express that sentiment.

At least most everyone else could have an epiphany and start working towards pulling themselves out of that mindset and making attempts to better their lives. Chris just retreated deeper and deeper into a fantasy world while feeling inconvenienced that he wasn't allowed to do or say whatever he wanted without someone else in a position of authority getting in his way in real life.

The difference is the other people who say that usually actually had success in school and had women who were genuinely into them while Chris had "hired help" and "da Honor Roll."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That's where your wrong kiddo

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self-realization

I think that's why the delusions are getting stronger: he's fighting that off.