Chris turns 40

And in only ten years chris will be 50 (if he lives long enough), dudes literally gonna a senior citizen and will still be in the same position he was in 2000.
 

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The cwcki used to say under the sweetheart page Chris is too old. Well he's 40 today and will be over 40 when he gets out.

I have to wonder when Chris gets out is he gonna go back to trying to find a sweetheart? Yeah yeah we joke barb was the boyfriend free girl he was Missing this whole time but even if she's not dead by the time he gets out who's to say they'll be forbidden from seeing each other unsupervised given what's happened?



The whole love quest sthick was embarrassingly funny when Chris was 20 it was getting creepy by the time he was 30 and now that's it 40 and on top of the incest/jail saga it's gonna be beyond creepy and pathetic if he tries flirting/simping online when he gets back on the internet.
 
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tonysgotballs said:
And in only ten years chris will be 50 (if he lives long enough), dudes literally gonna a senior citizen and will still be in the same position he was in 2000.
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Let's face it, there's no way this wouldn't be the case. In fact, Chris remaining in a stable position is a good outcome, all things considered. Chris never had any social skills, never learned from his mistakes, and in his narcissistic delusions refused to accept his shots that could actually land a hit!

Bob tried his best, but it still wasn't enough. It just so happens that only Chris in particular could climb this mountain, and he refuses to do it while demanding to be ferried to the top. Playing your best hand won't matter if the game is rigged!

A Grey Cat said:
The whole love quest sthick was embarrassingly funny when Chris was 20 it was getting creepy by the time he was 30 and now that's it 40 and on top of the incest/jail saga it's gonna be beyond creepy and pathetic if he tries flirting/simping online when he gets back on the internet.
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This is the problem, Chris is mentally stuck on his preteen years. He hates to be depicted as an older man despite his obesity and clear signs of aging, deep down he knows that his chances on a good future, well, aren't. He sees himself as a perpetual teenager and won't try and evolve past this. Birthdays to him might as well be a purely symbolic event, as there is zero difference between 14 years old Chris and 40 years old Chris in terms of life progress!
 
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Random Internet Person said:
You know he was screwed when he called high school the best years of his life.
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Your comment gives me feels. All throughout my teenage years my mom, stepdad, and grandparents told me high school is the best years of your life, but I was completely miserable during those years. I'm not sure what kept me from attempting suicide at a very young age, but why would people tell a sad teenager that things will only get worse?
I'm much better now, I've earned two bachelor's degrees and moved a few hundred miles away.
 
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