Chris turns 40

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40 years old and only person you have had sex with is your own mother...

I wish we get to have clips from him in court.
 
catmasterj said:
40 years old and only person you have had sex with is your own mother...

I wish we get to have clips from him in court.
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He had sex with a fine prostitute twice I'll have you know.

She had to drug herself and dissapeared right afterBUT HE DID IT.
 
Raiken said:
He had sex with a fine prostitute twice I'll have you know.

She had to drug herself and dissapeared right afterBUT HE DID IT.
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And that’s only in this dimension! Chris is quite the lethario among which.

But I agree I’d love footage of Chris’s reaction to the judgement not that we’ll ever get it.
 
catmasterj said:
I wish we get to have clips from him in court.
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Pickle Inspector said:
But I agree I’d love footage of Chris’s reaction to the judgement not that we’ll ever get it.
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If I had to assume, I would say Chris tarded out knowing that he'd spend his birthday behind bars, plus he really misses his mom victim toys. Despite larping and coping in his letters, I can't help but think Chris desperately wants to go home. Unfortunately for him, that my not happen, and I don't know how many times his lawyer has tried to instill with him this scenario.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
But I agree I’d love footage of Chris’s reaction to the judgement not that we’ll ever get it.
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We might not get the video but at least partial transcripts might become available plus we will get details from Chris when he surfaces online again, they wont be accurate but will give us a better idea.

Hogar Grupal said:
I can't help but think Chris desperately wants to go home. Unfortunately for him, that my not happen, and I don't know how many times his lawyer has tried to instill with him this scenario.
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I'm starting to think that as well he seemed to be OK with it at first but apart from a radio, some books and writing he's not got any of his normal creature comforts he's had for the last 39 years, he might have junk food available but it's not all what he wants with a limited selection and he hasn't got toys or pointless distractions what I think happened is this -

1) Arrest - this has happened to him a few times now so he's been inoculated to it.

2) Court stompy feet - he realised it wasn't happening as it has before and he was trying to wriggle out of it using lines like "I wont feel comfortable" he's learned to parrot from various circles and expecting his comfort to be the number 1 priority of others.

3) Initial jail stay in medical isolation - He had zero contact with the outside world at this point and it was likely this is where he got out his initial frustrations and as far as we know the only time he's had any issue when he tried to point out a dimensional portal to the jailers.

4) Moved from medical to his cell - He has calmed down by this point and was starting to get access to some more resources and it was less scary to him, but he was still adjusting so he was finding out what he could do, what he could get and more importantly what he could get away with.

5) Prolonged stay - This is where we are now and more importantly where the cracks have been showing in his calm - he's now not getting as much as he was at first in donations to the jail commissary, so he's now having to budget what he has and less people are sending him letters and from the sound of it Kengles pissed off with him or Chris is pissed of with Ken so the letters have dried up from there. Now that happened He's starting to miss all the little creature comforts of home and it's slowly but surely sinking in he's now in deep shit, barbs not well, there is no car, she's not gotten the money for the temple as he demanded and he's likely been told he wont be allowed to go near her or the house ever again by some form of official source.

So now we are starting to see him panic.
 
catmasterj said:
40 years old and only person you have had sex with is your own mother...

I wish we get to have clips from him in court.
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You're forgetting Mia Hamm. The Pickle Man was unable to warn her. That whore corrupted the timeline, and now instead of Sonichu episode 20, we get a nuclear war over Ukraine because the merge is no longer perfect.
 
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I remember when I first saw chris over a decade ago i thought he would have ended up a virgin on his 40th year old birthday.
 
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