Chris turns 40

[Jon Osterman]

From what I hear Chris is still writing to people. He just isn't writing to anybody NOT PART of Praetor. He must've got told shit by his lawyer stating he should stop incriminating himself to untrustworthy people. Not saying that anyone here is untrustworthy, but that's probably what the lawyer would have said and defined as untrustworthy.

His letters won't be used in court because it's hearsay without any actual evidence. He's probably not writing to anyone other than Praetor because the others pissed him off (like Kengle's seizure of Sonichu)

Chris is only 40, with his health track he might live another thirty years, maybe even forty.
Think on how much has changed in your life during that time. Might be a literal cure for autism by that point

I was going to say that Chris is incapable of change, but that's not really true over that much time is it? It's not like he was trooning out in 2007, nor did he believe in the merge or know to not feed into weens (well at least the low effort ones). And that all happened in a lot less time, so in thirty years he'll be a lot different. As a side note do you think he'll ever give up the merge and all his other beliefs?

 

[SIMIΔN]

I honestly can't think of a crueler fate for Chris than a treatment that causes him to become self aware.

Isn't that pretty much universal.
Our past self was an idiot we really don't want to be like.

The only difference is CWC is the only person who doesn't know how silly their past actions were. Everyone else who googles him does.

 

[Ophelia]

I recall Chris declaring he would punish us by withdrawing his godly presence. As usual, he just took his sweet time with it.

Flowers for Christopher would indeed be a hellish ending for opl. (Riffing on a very depressing book)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Isn't that pretty much universal.
Our past self was an idiot we really don't want to be like.

The only difference is CWC is the only person who doesn't know how silly their past actions were. Everyone else who googles him does.

Also people who aren't Chris don't rape their mother and make up a reason in their head as to why it was actually a virtuous act.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Also people who aren't Chris don't rape their mother and make up a reason in their head as to why it was actually a virtuous act.

In their head? He boasted to other people that he fucked her better than his dad Bob did.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

In their head? He boasted to other people that he fucked her better than his dad Bob did.

Yet another reason why Bob put more attention/love to Chris, and in turn Chris just kept on disrespecting his dad.

 

[AnOminous]

His letters won't be used in court because it's hearsay without any actual evidence.

It would probably fall under one of the numerous hearsay exceptions like adverse admission. The question is whether it's more prejudicial than probative. I doubt we're going to see any evidentiary disputes though unless whatever deal they've worked out falls apart.

 

[Jon Osterman]

I doubt we're going to see any evidentiary disputes though unless whatever deal they've worked out falls apart.

Yeah that's always a preface when talking about this. They don't need to decide what evidence can or can't be used because there's no trial to use it in.

 

[Beak Thing]

Yet another reason why Bob put more attention/love to Chris, and in turn Chris just kept on disrespecting his dad.

And now Bob's dead, he'll never see his mother again and he's spending a second C-Mas in the slammer. As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, "Smooth Move Bonehead"

Wonder how things would have turned out if Bob was able to nip the Tomgirl shit in the bud.

 

[DancesWithGuatos]

Chris is an angel. He's like a prophet Daniel, who came to judge the living and the dead.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Chris is an angel. He's like a prophet Daniel, who came to judge the dead and the living.

God: "So Chris, have you judged the living and the dead yet?"

Chris: "IM WORKIN' ONNET! "

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Wonder how things would have turned out if Bob was able to nip the Tomgirl shit in the bud.

Probably a slower descent into madness, though it probably would have taken a different path compared to the one Chris went on.

Chris has too many negative personality traits to have ever gone down a normal path. Especially since he was being influenced by Barb. Bob may have had his own mistakes as a father, but Chris would probably be a semi-functional human being had he just been raised by him alone.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Wonder how things would have turned out if Bob was able to nip the Tomgirl shit in the bud.

If push came to shove, I don't doubt Bob would have forbidden Chris to leave 14 BLC. He would have more than willing to lock his 30 year old son in his room to risk embarrassment, shame, and possibly for Chris' own safety.

I don't believe Chris when he said that Bob had approved of his tomgirl/trans change. If anything (assuming), Bob may have thought it would have been the trolls that convinced Chris to change, and at that point, he most definitely would've cut the internet. But it was too late. It would be interesting to witness how Bob would react to the un-clit had he still lived.

 

[Beak Thing]

If push came to shove, I don't doubt Bob would have forbidden Chris to leave 14 BLC. He would have more than willing to lock his 30 year old son in his room to risk embarrassment, shame, and possibly for Chris' own safety.

If he were 10 years younger, definitely. By 2010 he was just too old and too weak to be able to control Chris anymore which is why I think he was able to get away with it. Really the story of Chris' degeneration is as much the aging of his parents as it is the work of the trolls.

I don't believe Chris when he said that Bob had approved of his tomgirl/trans change. If anything (assuming), Bob may have thought it would have been the trolls that convinced Chris to change, and at that point, he most definitely would've cut the internet. But it was too late. It would be interesting to witness how Bob would react to the un-clit had he still lived.

I don't believe him either, I think it was an extremely painful experience for both of his parents but they couldn't do anything about it. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it played a role in accelerating Bob's death.

 

[AnOminous]

If push came to shove, I don't doubt Bob would have forbidden Chris to leave 14 BLC. He would have more than willing to lock his 30 year old son in his room to risk embarrassment, shame, and possibly for Chris' own safety.

I think he would actually have kicked him out but made sure the tugboat was going, he just happened to get too weak to do much of anything and then croak. He wouldn't have done that Venus flytrap shit Barb did to him (that ended up with her getting raped).

 

[Boom Boss]

As a side note do you think he'll ever give up the merge and all his other beliefs?

He will end up believing and doing more crazy shit, when he gets out and ditches his meds.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If he were 10 years younger, definitely. By 2010 he was just too old and too weak to be able to control Chris anymore which is why I think he was able to get away with it. Really the story of Chris' degeneration is as much the aging of his parents as it is the work of the trolls.

It's one of the reasons why Chris is a cautionary tale: People (couples over the age of 40) should not have children, especially children who develop autism. In some instances there are grandparents who are guardians to their own grandchildren (sometimes the parents aren't fit or have passed on, leaving custody). I don't know how they manage to do it with their energy raising the kid, but somehow they manage. I don't think there's any case of grandparents taking care of their grandchild who has autism.

I think he would actually have kicked him out but made sure the tugboat was going, he just happened to get too weak to do much of anything and then croak. He wouldn't have done that Venus flytrap shit Barb did to him (that ended up with her getting raped).

This is something Bob should've done after Chris graduated HS and started PVCC to teach his son to be self reliant. But Bob knew Chris was a fuck up and knew his son would be taken advantage of if he was ever left alone. Chris was getting in trouble for soliciting/loitering well before he was found by Something Awful, and Bob was aware that Chris was fucking up with the manajerks, yet for some odd reason, still held on hope when Chris got his CADD degree.

So Chris ended up staying at home and continued with the fuckery until his dad's death.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris was getting in trouble for soliciting/loitering well before he was found by Something Awful, and Bob was aware that Chris was fucking up with the manajerks, yet for some odd reason, still held on hope when Chris got his CADD degree.

Bob was a smart guy and earned multiple patents. (The autism was presaged because one of them was based on the timing of trains.)

He may have thought on some level that his tard child might share his own autistic genius at some specific thing.

But he failed to realize until it was too late that his autistic son was not an autist like he was, who would get some patents and end up in a mancave of his own, look at this wholesome little place:

In a better timeline he would have figured something out, instead he lived in this timeline where he became enfeebled and died of old age with Chris left as an enslaved vassal to his evil wife Blarb.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This is something Bob should've done after Chris graduated HS and started PVCC to teach his son to be self reliant. But Bob knew Chris was a fuck up and knew his son would be taken advantage of if he was ever left alone. Chris was getting in trouble for soliciting/loitering well before he was found by Something Awful, and Bob was aware that Chris was fucking up with the manajerks, yet for some odd reason, still held on hope when Chris got his CADD degree.

I still think both Barb and Bob's plan was to keep Chris as close as possible, given both of them had offspring that didn't want anything to do with either parent, yet, at least in Bob's case, went on to be extremely successful and live stable, normal lives. There was that time early one when Chris wanted to go to an Anime convention (I think) and Barb throwing a fit, and Bob explaining that they were a single unit, and if one of the components leaves, the rest of the unit just fails.

Bob's plan seemed to be to get Chris through school, into some post high school education, and hopefully into a stable job where he could take care of both parents when they got old. Once Chris showed his true colors in college, and after, at Wendys, Bob had to figure out something. Getting Chris to be more independent would mean there would always be a fear that Chris would find something better and leave them, and why wouldn't he? Their other kids did. So Chris was groomed into believing that if he ever left, his parents would whither and die.

I guess his parents were right. Since the jail adventure began, Chris pretty much didn't care about Barb anymore, at least after a few months. The mortgage whining was mostly for his sake in getting the house, rather than Barb's, as we found out last spring. These days, Chris doesn't even consider Barb his real mother anymore now that he's in his new life. Still, both of them got more out of Chris when he was at home than they would have if he had just fucked off somewhere.

Not teaching Chris to be so gullible would probably have backfired on his parents, because instead of throwing some end of the world type rational, or feigning suicide, in order to get Chris to stop doing something, Chris could have seen right through those manipulations had he been a little smarter. Though after his last stint in the nut house, he seems to have understood Barb being manipulating and abusive, so there's some validity to his parents not wanting him any more street smart.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I still think both Barb and Bob's plan was to keep Chris as close as possible, given both of them had offspring that didn't want anything to do with either parent, yet, at least in Bob's case, went on to be extremely successful and live stable, normal lives. There was that time early one when Chris wanted to go to an Anime convention (I think) and Barb throwing a fit, and Bob explaining that they were a single unit, and if one of the components leaves, the rest of the unit just fails.

Bob's plan seemed to be to get Chris through school, into some post high school education, and hopefully into a stable job where he could take care of both parents when they got old. Once Chris showed his true colors in college, and after, at Wendys, Bob had to figure out something. Getting Chris to be more independent would mean there would always be a fear that Chris would find something better and leave them, and why wouldn't he? Their other kids did. So Chris was groomed into believing that if he ever left, his parents would whither and die.

I guess his parents were right. Since the jail adventure began, Chris pretty much didn't care about Barb anymore, at least after a few months. The mortgage whining was mostly for his sake in getting the house, rather than Barb's, as we found out last spring. These days, Chris doesn't even consider Barb his real mother anymore now that he's in his new life. Still, both of them got more out of Chris when he was at home than they would have if he had just fucked off somewhere.

Not teaching Chris to be so gullible would probably have backfired on his parents, because instead of throwing some end of the world type rational, or feigning suicide, in order to get Chris to stop doing something, Chris could have seen right through those manipulations had he been a little smarter. Though after his last stint in the nut house, he seems to have understood Barb being manipulating and abusive, so there's some validity to his parents not wanting him any more street smart.

Interesting. I guess Borb was just as selfish as Chris, and he in turn, learned that same trait from them. I guess Bob was right, more or less: when one leaves the unit, the rest will fall. But, it's not like they soaring pretty high to begin with. It was pretty much a disservice for Borb to have Chris make something of himself, while at the same time, having him take care of them. That's the thing about most families: they raise their offspring to fend for their own when they reach adulthood. Barb and Bob wanted to do it, but just because their first marriages/families didn't work out doesn't mean they have to subjugate Chris to it. His autism was a key point to their living arrangement: Had Chris been a lot smarter, he would've moved out years ago. The first time Chris had shown any 'independence' would be his Ohio adventure. While troll induced, it showed for the first time Chris can handle himself (somewhat). In response, Borb scared Chris by threatening to change the locks on the house door, should he do that again. And as you pointed out, Barb freaking out about Chris going to a convention several miles away and Bob explaining to Chris why they should stay together didn't help, as Chris ended up going to conventions, post Bob.

If Barb was wiser, she wouldn't have gotten that mortgage on 14 BLC, and just would've taken the L on the Snyder hit and run, she and Chris could be enjoying Bob's inheritance (but let's be real here: they both would have gone through that money on LEGO and hoard regardless). The problem that happened afterward was the Financhu Crisis, and while Barb was bitching to Chris to make more money, Chris never showed interest because he was lazy and did not want to go through adult responsibilities because both of them relied too much on Bob, and Barb was expecting too much of Chris.

I think it would have been best if Borb never had Chris or kids in general. As Bob tried, he didn't deserve the apathy and disrespect Chris showed to him, and Barb being unpleasant as she is, didn't deserve being sexually assaulted by her son.