Lovequest Chris Wants Renee To Help Him With His Modeling Career

[nad7155]

Rollin' and Trollin' wasn't toooo bad either.

Yes.

He managed to look almost quasi halfway somewhat normal, minus a tad.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris could never in a million years appreciate the genius of Divine. Never.

Too true, OPL would complain that Divine was an obvious Homogay trying to steal the limelight away from da "REAL" Tomgirls.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I have got an idea. Next friday night I'll walk into a bar and say to a hot girl: "Nice eyelashes, are they real? Also, do you think you could teach me to become more sex positive?"

 

[just some jerk]

I have got an idea. Next friday night I'll walk into a bar and say to a hot girl: "Nice eyelashes, are they real? Also, do you think you could teach me to become more sex positive?"

And if she turns you down, your response "HATERS TO THE LEFT"

 

[LordCustos3]

I have got an idea. Next friday night I'll walk into a bar and say to a hot girl: "Nice eyelashes, are they real? Also, do you think you could teach me to become more sex positive?"

I can imagine Christine'tard trying that old chestnut "Nice Boots. Wanna Fuck?"....

except he'd do it without the obvious winking self-awareness. He'd seriously think that is a real "line" that works.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Too true, OPL would complain that Divine was an obvious Homogay trying to steal the limelight away from da "REAL" Tomgirls.

Chris is cool with Divine.

 

[4-Cent Barbage]

Hmmm, does he have a Model Mayhem account yet? "Renee" , maybe you can help him a little while longer until this can become a reality:

 

[Slander]

Chris is a natural!

"...paint me like one of your french girls."

Dat sexy beast...

 

[Bound2]

and he even was part of a sports team

Wait, what? When was Chris ever on a sports team?

(he was a waterboy or something, wasn't he?)

 

[CaptainFeels]

The next Marilyn Monroe in the making

 

[bradsternum]

Has anyone ever seen an Ocean State Job Lot catalogue?

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

The next Marilyn Monroe in the making

Unlike Marilyn Monroe, we have plenty of real inspirational quotes from Chris.

 

[Inept Sissy]

Hmmm, does he have a Model Mayhem account yet? "Renee" , maybe you can help him a little while longer until this can become a reality:

That bent laser gun. Wow.

 

[4-Cent Barbage]

The next Marilyn Monroe in the making

Shit man, here I was feeling bad about over-embellishing the extent of his... appeal, and then you prove that I should have gone further.

 

[DracoRincewind]

Hmmm, does he have a Model Mayhem account yet? "Renee" , maybe you can help him a little while longer until this can become a reality:

The bent laser is a nice touch.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Ftfy

Even then I'd have to wonder, is it humanly possible to consume that much liquor and not die of alcohol poisoning?

Only if you're Keith Richards. And I don't think Chris is his type. (And vice versa)

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

Modeling requires a lot of work, but does Chris have what it takes?
Recognition? Check.
Modeling photos? Check.
A back story of the model that will bring attention to the readers if put in a magazine, ect.? Check!

You're on your way, Chris! Don't forget a to spend a little money on manicures, stylists, the works!

And nothing is more sexier than spending that welfare money for this honest career!

 

[mauggg]

But wait! Hold on, you doubters, there may yet be hope....
http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/

 

[Fenneko]

But wait! Hold on, you doubters, there may yet be hope....
http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/

The people on that site are too beautiful for Chris.

 

[Christ-Chan]

As ridiculous as it was, Carlos Chantor was still Chris's best look IMO.

I really, really, reallywish you guys would have told him that directly.