Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Lorne Armstrong]

Now that we have accepted Chris as our lord and savior Jesus Chris we must begin the Chanish Chrisquisition.

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[RodgerDodger]

Is this a written confession?

I think it falls more in the domain of manifesto. Perhaps "the Book of Sonichu the Christ Chan"

 

[David L. Heilberg]

Link

Chris made the news again. I bet Heilberg is pissed.

Damn right I am.

LARPing aside, archive ur shit.

https://archive.is/WayZf

 

[RodgerDodger]

What will be Chris's nickname for when he is passed around to all the prsioners? I think it should be Butterbean.

"The Motherfucking Motherfucker".

 

[King Kiwi]

Null should write back. This is our only window into the current canon, we need a back and forth. Motherfucker of Nazarath Arc, Ezekiel made me tongue my mothers anus.

An example of what Null could say:

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'd ask why he isn't more pissed at Little Miss Glowie, but I guess if he doesn't understand why what he did is wrong, then I don't think he'd understand to blame her either.

I've just had a thought: it's possible the cops interrogating him have been focussing on the stealing from Barb's account when doing so. That's certainly an easier conviction to make rather then a charge of incest which could be scuttled by Barb at any time and would probably be easier to appeal then a money theft with evidence.

That could be why Chis is mad and feels Null Judas'ed his ass. He might face real time because of the withdrawl after court order being found out.

 

[Cuntflaps]

If Chris is Jesus and Sonichu is Chris's "child," then does Sonichu have some important place within Christian canon now? The Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, and the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Link

Chris made the news again. I bet Heilberg is pissed.

'I'm famous on da' internet!'

 

[Canned Bread]

Null should write back. This is our only window into the current canon, we need a back and forth. Motherfucker of Nazarath Arc, Ezekiel made me tongue my mothers anus.

Knowing how many Weens have been sending letters to Chris these past couple of months, I wouldn't be surprised if pretty much every letter Chris gets that isn't from his lawyer is just thrown out.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris is Jesus and Sonichu is Chris's "child," then does Sonichu have some important place within Christian canon now? The Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, and the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.

Got it! The Sonichu are the Apostles.
You're all very welcome.

 

[WaveBreak]

Link

Chris made the news again. I bet Heilberg is pissed.

'Infamous transgender internet personality Chris Chan compares self to Jesus while jailed for allegedly raping elderly mother'
What an incredible title, gotta commend them.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

This is so on-the-nose that it seems like Chris thinks this will help him with an insanity plea.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

You know, the more i think about it, the more I think Chris is right. They do look alike. View attachment 2568286

Helter Skelter is the Dimensional Merge.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Link

Chris made the news again. I bet Heilberg is pissed.

Wow, they linked directly to Kiwi Farms at the end of the article. That's a little surprising, at least to me. Pretty sure that's literally hate speech and active transphobia or something..

Also, why did they mention that spedophile GiBi? I thought he was basically told to go fuck himself after simping for Princess Toadstool.

 

[Nezahualcoyotl]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

He really might pull it off.

 

[185405]

Is chris identifying as male again then?

 

[Pickle Built]

spedophile GiBi

What? Is this guy a seperate lolcow or did I miss something?

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Please God write him back. I'm 99% sure the next letter he sends is gonna make that Insanity plea a cinch.

Only a matter of time.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Is chris identifying as male again then?

No, because he is in essence the new, female Jesus. Jesusette, if you will. New and improved. He’s essentially saying that the Biblical Jesus was his past life. Reincarnation.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

it seems like Chris thinks

There's your problem.

People really seem to be confused that a complete no hoper retard is doing complete no hoper retard shit.

If this was a 3000 iq move then he wouldn't be in jail on incest charges in the first place.