Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

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He seems pretty sold on the English gentleman bit, but I can't really think of a way to capitalize on it other than silly shit like some subtle zingers about the role of women in society, or previously not understanding what he meant by being trans and lesbian because in england they call them "Mibbly-Tongued Trowser Traitors" or whatever.
 
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"An average person has a stride length of approximately 2.1 to 2.5 feet. That means that it takes over 2,000 steps to walk one mile; and 10,000 steps would be almost 5 miles. A sedentary person may only average 1,000 to 3,000 steps a day."

Hmm Christian... I think you might be fibbing to us.
 
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Lipitor said:
"An average person has a stride length of approximately 2.1 to 2.5 feet. That means that it takes over 2,000 steps to walk one mile; and 10,000 steps would be almost 5 miles. A sedentary person may only average 1,000 to 3,000 steps a day."

Hmm Christian... I think you might be fibbing to us.
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No you sir will be proven as the lair. He is a strongman and at peak physical condition and certainly not fat.
 
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Like I said before the Purge Incident, it's funny how Chris thinks he's a classy British Michiru.
 
I have a question. See, to get around using Sonic and Amy without Sega knocking on his door, he made it so Silvana was posing as them all along (still doesnt excuse the fact Sonic and Amy's likeness were used without Sega's permission, Chris really needs to explain how he can get away with that)... So does that imply Silvana helped create Sonichu? Chris was never clear on that. And if he says that it was the real Sonic, than does Chris admit to illegally using a copyrighted character and trying to make money off it?
 
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animedad said:
It's not surprising that Chris doesn't understand the proper usage of "chip on his shoulder" when describing Michael Snyder banning him.

Edit: Also used the term when describing how Cole Smithey cut ties with Barb. Again, he doesn't understand how to use it.
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He seems to think it means "disliking an innocent person for no reason I WILL TAKE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS."

Some great stuff in these interviews, although my Godbear, Chris does drone on. I love the little pauses when he's asked questions as the gears in his head slowly turn. I get the impression he doesn't like being made to think about things. Next interview, you should ask him, "Something my colleagues will need to know is, in your opinion, do colourless green ideas sleep furiously?" I think you'd have a very good chance of getting an actual recording of Chris spontaneously crashing into slumber.
 
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I have a question. See, to get around using Sonic and Amy without Sega knocking on his door, he made it so Silvana was posing as them all along (still doesnt excuse the fact Sonic and Amy's likeness were used without Sega's permission, Chris really needs to explain how he can get away with that)... So does that imply Silvana helped create Sonichu? Chris was never clear on that. And if he says that it was the real Sonic, than does Chris admit to illegally using a copyrighted character and trying to make money off it?
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That's a big plothole. If Sonichu was the first of his species, how was Silvana born before Sonichu? Geez.
 
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